Give Yourself the Edge in Street Brawling

Give Yourself the Edge in Street Brawling

by Jynx666

Their is a few things that you can do to enhance your 'Bad Self'

1, The 'Fist Enhancer'

Right now im from the UK so you will have to improvise for your currency.

Matierals:

10-12 2pence piece sized coins (you may want to vary the amount for a better fit, depending on size of hand)

6-8 1 pence piece sized coins (you may want to vary the amount for a better fit, depending on size of hand)

A roll of duck tape

A fist

Someone's head

And last but not least.............

A good solid punch

Step 1. Take about 10-12 2pence peice coins and stack them in a pile.

Step 2. Then add 6-8 1pence coins either side of the stack of 2pence's the result should be a stack of small coins then big coins, then small coins again.

Step 3. Place the stack of coins in a vice and screw them up nice and tight. You then should have your same stack of coins but held tight in a vice now.

Step 4. Take some thick duck tape or industrial tape, (dosen't matter as long as it is thick) Wrap the stack of coins up carefully and tight so that the coins keep there shape. Tidy the ends up with a knife so that there flush. Now you should have a thin then thick then thin again stack of duck taped coins.

Step 5. Wait for some little bastard to start on you when your coming back from the pub, place your hand inside your pocket, and grip the stack of coins so that it fits nicely into the inside of your fist, you will find its quite comfy and that your fist will be considerbly heavier than normal, then take your fist out of your pocket and smack them with it, catch them in the right place (i.e side of the head, temple or a good solid jab to the nose) and it will hurt.......... alot

Step 6. If for some reason they do get up, repeat step 5 until they don't get up. simple. Have Fun!