Napalm Perfection and Variant

Napalm Perfection and Variant

by Black Stabbeth

No useless crap, 'cept that that you cannot hold myself or TOTSE.com responsible for anything you do with this information. It is meant for entertainment/education only, and by reading it, you make an unwritten agreement to hold myself and TOTSE completely unliable for anything. Read on...

Napalm (Standard)

Description: Simple, simple, simple... and better performing than most.

Materials: Undissolvable (gasoline won't dissolve them) containers (Glass pilot jars, pop cans, and 1-gallon paint cans are your best bet), ample amount of gasoline, and compressed-sphere styrofoam (little spherical bits tend to flake off when it's broken).

Procedure:

1. Take your gasoline and fill the (we'll assume) jars approximately 3/4 of the way full (space must be allowed for foam dissovling and expansion)

2. Take styrofoam and break into pieces that fit in the jar, and begin to insert them into the gasoline, giving them time to dissolve completely.

3. Feed styrofoam until the mix becomes a very slick gel and absolutely refuses to eat anymore.

4. (This is the part which makes it higher quality than others) Allow the mixture to sit for 3-5 days, away from water or rain.

5. After mixture has set (i.e. hard layer on top, possible visible seperation of water and gel), take a rod or stick and jab a hole through the hard layer on top. Then drain all the water that has formed on the bottom, and now you have a good napalm mixture, though you may want to mix it a bit more to get it loosened and gelled again.

Napalm (Improved/Ultra-Thick)

Description: Very thick and strong napalm mix

Materials: Same as Standard Napalm, except substitute styrofoam insulation (i.e. the pink, ultra-tough stuff) for regular styrofoam

Procedure: Same as Standard Napalm, except substitute styrofoam insulation (i.e. the pink, ultra-tough stuff) for regular styrofoam (I am uncertain if it needs a few days to set; mine set for a month)

N (Fun Variant)

Description: A fun variant, though not too useful.

Materials: Same as either Standard or Ultra Napalm, flour. Optional: Cinnamon, spices, etc.

Procedure: Same as either Standard or Ultra Napalm, except, while mixing, start adding a good quantity of flour and optional spices before it is too gelled. Mix for a while and add styrofoam or flour as needed until thick.

Notes

Thanks to my partners in crime for helping obtain materials and mixing this stuff, and for the good times we have with it.

Tips: Don't get any burning napalm on you. It hurts...quite a lot in fact.

Don't get caught making or playing with this stuff.

Don't be stupid using it.

Do experiment with your own variants and mixes.

Do have fun with it, and try to enjoy it with friends.

Do be safe and have a fire-proof (metal) device to stomp it out, just in case, and water always helps, so long as you are careful not to splash more napalm.

Good morrow, friends, and mayhaps I shall write again...

BS