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  • Ludicrous series: how to get your parents to give you a vape

    To start, warnings firstly: aub01 is not responsible of anything, psychological manipulation, and indeed a sense of dread when you read this shit



    Let’s start, one day your on the roll with your friends vaping and you get caught by your father, does that sound relatable to you?

    Fuck no, let’s actually start, firstly you’ll need to condition your father, nurture and relatability of the crowd is what we need, to start conditioning your parents to the idea of you vaping, you must be able to start talking about tobacco, once a bit, everyday, then you move on to stage 2

    Stage 2: this is where you start recalling of your past experiences on vapes and such, you must move carefully not to disturb the wild beast, but that’s about it, once their okay with it you move on to stage 3

    stage 3: vape in your room, in theory it’s scary but it might cause them to become comfortable bare in mind that it might cause remarks but you must tread carefully by only vaping a little, once their comfortable let’s move and finish onto the finishing move

    The finishing move: suggest getting a vape, their expectation of you is so low they might not even care of why you started vaping, the dreams of the cycle of repeated failures of conjuring a hearth of smoke can now lower down onto your hands and into your mouth

    bare this in mind, don’t always vape in front of them as it causes disturbance of them in mind, mounting on, i will commend you fellowships to move onwards.

    ludicrous series, enjoy :-)

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    Awesome guide, keep it up
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