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I honestly had high hopes for this movie being a schlock fan that I am. I was severely disappointed. This movie is everything a B flick should be with nothing that makes a B flick great. There are no creative deaths, no gore, no tits/ass. As I wrote this I looked up the rating and it's fucking PG-13. No wonder it sucked ass. The characters were super annoying to the point where I desperately wished for this one frat girl that acted like a frat boy to die first. I could deal with the sloth being abnormally fast and smart, but the whole movie was like a massive case of blue balls. You kept waiting for something fun to happen, only to be stroked to cumming by a few giggle worthy one liners. You came sure, but it wasn't worth the effort and you know it. This turd isn't even worth watching to fulfill the whole "it's so bad it's good" genre. Want to watch this shit film? Make sure you're shit faced or stoned. It's that bad.
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I honestly had high hopes for this movie being a schlock fan that I am. I was severely disappointed. This movie is everything a B flick should be with nothing that makes a B flick great. There are no creative deaths, no gore, no tits/ass. As I wrote this I looked up the rating and it's fucking PG-13. No wonder it sucked ass. The characters were super annoying to the point where I desperately wished for this one frat girl that acted like a frat boy to die first. I could deal with the sloth being abnormally fast and smart, but the whole movie was like a massive case of blue balls. You kept waiting for something fun to happen, only to be stroked to cumming by a few giggle worthy one liners. You came sure, but it wasn't worth the effort and you know it. This turd isn't even worth watching to fulfill the whole "it's so bad it's good" genre. Want to watch this shit film? Make sure you're shit faced or stoned. It's that bad.
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