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southernsun
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posted 12-19-2006 11:13     Click Here to See the Profile for southernsun     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Hypothetically, say if some fuck head had ruined my life over the last few months, i won't go into detail but its left me with great financial difficulty, since hes done this to my friend also and left him in a similar situation, we want to fuck his christmas day up, we have come up with a some solutions;

- posting dog shit, loads of maggots, stale milk, eggs etc, through his letter box on his front door on christmas eve (late at night) so when he comes down on christmas day morning...

post your ideas. i'm sure we can work round them no matter how stupid they sound.

taaaar.

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AtomicSwoosh
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posted 12-19-2006 11:42     Click Here to See the Profile for AtomicSwoosh     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

get into his car and crack eggs on every seat and then 2 in each vent on the top of the hood (by the windshield) just keep on going with this egg idea, make a mold that makes solid ice balls the size of baseballs. to spice it up put an egg in the middle of it, then chuck them through his window. just use eggs, they are pretty good for anything, crack some in his refrigerator (if you can get into his house), then again if you can get into his house buy a shit-load of regular potato chips and crush them up into a big pile in the middle of his house and then light it on fire, It is the greatest propellant since you can trace peanut oil to just about everybody in the western world. Trust me it works too, it is also good for insurance fraud but meh, I'm more into being an asshole...
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If he has caused you a lot of problems burn his house down, if you can recover then just make his life hell with eggs. Make sure you let em sit out before you use em for an added bonus.

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AtomicSwoosh
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posted 12-19-2006 11:45     Click Here to See the Profile for AtomicSwoosh     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Remember one is a felony and one isn't....
Your chances of getting caught with the arson are good only because you have the motive, and dont buy all the chips in the same place.

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dino_kea
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posted 12-19-2006 14:44     Click Here to See the Profile for dino_kea     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Steal his Christmas tree smash all the windows in his house although small still enough to ruin Christmas, that festive bastard won't know what hit him.

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kaymfdawg
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posted 12-19-2006 16:21     Click Here to See the Profile for kaymfdawg     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

perhaps you should give him AIDS.

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Marster
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posted 12-19-2006 16:49     Click Here to See the Profile for Marster     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

o_o

I'm fond of the ol' dog shit on the doorstep trick.

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southernsun
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posted 12-19-2006 16:53     Click Here to See the Profile for southernsun     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

^^ so am i, but i reckon posting it through his letter box so its on his nice carpet, along with thousands of maggots, so when he comes down in the morning they are crawling in every downstairs room.

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pwn3dyo
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posted 12-20-2006 03:22     Click Here to See the Profile for pwn3dyo     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Eh maggots and dogshit are good. What about animals? Buy a couple of (big) pet spiders, alot of mice, maybe a couple snakes, and just let them loose in his house.

you could pour grape juice on his carpet, so it would stain. alot of bugs,rodents is a good idea as well.

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Jakanegro
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posted 12-20-2006 03:27     Click Here to See the Profile for Jakanegro     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

quote:
Originally posted by southernsun:
[b]Hypothetically, say if some fuck head had ruined my life over the last few months, i won't go into detail but its left me with great financial difficulty, since hes done this to my friend also and left him in a similar situation, we want to fuck his christmas day up, we have come up with a some solutions;

- posting dog shit, loads of maggots, stale milk, eggs etc, through his letter box on his front door on christmas eve (late at night) so when he comes down on christmas day morning...

post your ideas. i'm sure we can work round them no matter how stupid they sound.

taaaar.[/B]


Come on man, tell us what he did to deserve this.

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Digital_Samurai
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posted 12-20-2006 06:29     Click Here to See the Profile for Digital_Samurai     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Set up a bunch of elaborate traps in his house like:

Paint buckets attached to rope at the top of the stairs, tar paper and feathers with a big fan, blow torch hooked up to fire when the door opens, christmas ordaments on the floor, ice over his sidewalks and hook up the door handle with a coal heater.

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smoothpyrogen
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posted 12-20-2006 06:37     Click Here to See the Profile for smoothpyrogen     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Steal the roast beast....


Seriously, buy one of those big fucking bows and proceed to thrash his car, keying, graffiting, bleach in gas tank, slashed tires, piss in the air filters, broken windows, epoxy in the keyholes, thermite over the engine block, hydrolock the cylinders, the works. Then put the bow on top of the ruined car as your christmas gift to him.

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fray97
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posted 12-20-2006 07:36     Click Here to See the Profile for fray97     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

quote:
Originally posted by smoothpyrogen:
Steal the roast beast....


Seriously, buy one of those big fucking bows and proceed to thrash his car, keying, graffiting, bleach in gas tank, slashed tires, piss in the air filters, broken windows, epoxy in the keyholes, thermite over the engine block, hydrolock the cylinders, the works. Then put the bow on top of the ruined car as your christmas gift to him.


FTW

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cheeze wizz
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posted 12-21-2006 01:16     Click Here to See the Profile for cheeze wizz     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

well if i were you i would just do somthing to his cars.....spray paint merry x-mas in green and red paint....slash tires....bleach gastank....siphon gastank....put fish under the car seats or in glove department.....just think what would suck to wake up to happy and then ruin your day 10 minutes later

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slim-ov-derby
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posted 12-21-2006 01:24     Click Here to See the Profile for slim-ov-derby     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Sand or tampons in his car gas tank for a start.

Instead of using bricks or rocks to smash his windows; use an ice brick(put water into a cup and freeze it). Reason for this is so no fingerprints are left as the ice will melt.

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Ballin
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posted 12-21-2006 01:37     Click Here to See the Profile for Ballin     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

murder his parents infront of him.

and then proceed to feed them to him cartman style.


or...


just call him outside and swing a bat at his head

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slim-ov-derby
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posted 12-21-2006 01:40     Click Here to See the Profile for slim-ov-derby     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Yeah but thats just stupid. Real criminals do things sneakily, and don't get caught.

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Sentinel
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posted 12-21-2006 02:29     Click Here to See the Profile for Sentinel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

I wouldn't touch you with a ten-foot pole.

You're a mean one...

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Paranoid212
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posted 12-21-2006 02:33     Click Here to See the Profile for Paranoid212     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

graffiti his house and smash all his windows.

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C4Xplosive
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posted 12-21-2006 02:56     Click Here to See the Profile for C4Xplosive     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Slash Tires

Piss in the gas tank

Spray paint his driveway


Thats pretty much the basic shit you could do saftely and not get in trouble. Well besides blowing up the mail box. I would rather do that then have him throw up wouldn't you? I mean he did cost you financially so if it were me I would want the same.

Personally a fucking up a mans car usually takes away all financial problems he could have caused you. I would firebomb the son bitch.

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Megashira
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posted 12-21-2006 03:25     Click Here to See the Profile for Megashira     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

You guys have to be the most fucked up people I know. But I love it!

Buy an extendable garden hose, attach it to his hose at the back of his house, stick it in the hatch and leave it on over night.

[This message has been edited by Megashira (edited 12-21-2006).]

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