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Topic: Ruining someones christmas day morning
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southernsun Regular
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posted 12-19-2006 11:13
Hypothetically, say if some fuck head had ruined my life over the last few months, i won't go into detail but its left me with great financial difficulty, since hes done this to my friend also and left him in a similar situation, we want to fuck his christmas day up, we have come up with a some solutions; - posting dog shit, loads of maggots, stale milk, eggs etc, through his letter box on his front door on christmas eve (late at night) so when he comes down on christmas day morning... post your ideas. i'm sure we can work round them no matter how stupid they sound. taaaar. |
AtomicSwoosh Regular
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posted 12-19-2006 11:42
get into his car and crack eggs on every seat and then 2 in each vent on the top of the hood (by the windshield) just keep on going with this egg idea, make a mold that makes solid ice balls the size of baseballs. to spice it up put an egg in the middle of it, then chuck them through his window. just use eggs, they are pretty good for anything, crack some in his refrigerator (if you can get into his house), then again if you can get into his house buy a shit-load of regular potato chips and crush them up into a big pile in the middle of his house and then light it on fire, It is the greatest propellant since you can trace peanut oil to just about everybody in the western world. Trust me it works too, it is also good for insurance fraud but meh, I'm more into being an asshole... . . . If he has caused you a lot of problems burn his house down, if you can recover then just make his life hell with eggs. Make sure you let em sit out before you use em for an added bonus. |
AtomicSwoosh Regular
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posted 12-19-2006 11:45
Remember one is a felony and one isn't.... Your chances of getting caught with the arson are good only because you have the motive, and dont buy all the chips in the same place. |
dino_kea Regular
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posted 12-19-2006 14:44
Steal his Christmas tree smash all the windows in his house although small still enough to ruin Christmas, that festive bastard won't know what hit him. |
kaymfdawg Regular
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posted 12-19-2006 16:21
perhaps you should give him AIDS. |
Marster Regular
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posted 12-19-2006 16:49
o_o I'm fond of the ol' dog shit on the doorstep trick. |
southernsun Regular
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posted 12-19-2006 16:53
^^ so am i, but i reckon posting it through his letter box so its on his nice carpet, along with thousands of maggots, so when he comes down in the morning they are crawling in every downstairs room. |
pwn3dyo Regular
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posted 12-20-2006 03:22
Eh maggots and dogshit are good. What about animals? Buy a couple of (big) pet spiders, alot of mice, maybe a couple snakes, and just let them loose in his house. you could pour grape juice on his carpet, so it would stain. alot of bugs,rodents is a good idea as well. |
Jakanegro Regular
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posted 12-20-2006 03:27
quote: Originally posted by southernsun: [b]Hypothetically, say if some fuck head had ruined my life over the last few months, i won't go into detail but its left me with great financial difficulty, since hes done this to my friend also and left him in a similar situation, we want to fuck his christmas day up, we have come up with a some solutions;- posting dog shit, loads of maggots, stale milk, eggs etc, through his letter box on his front door on christmas eve (late at night) so when he comes down on christmas day morning... post your ideas. i'm sure we can work round them no matter how stupid they sound. taaaar.[/B]
Come on man, tell us what he did to deserve this. |
Digital_Samurai Regular
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posted 12-20-2006 06:29
Set up a bunch of elaborate traps in his house like: Paint buckets attached to rope at the top of the stairs, tar paper and feathers with a big fan, blow torch hooked up to fire when the door opens, christmas ordaments on the floor, ice over his sidewalks and hook up the door handle with a coal heater. |
smoothpyrogen Regular
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posted 12-20-2006 06:37
Steal the roast beast.... Seriously, buy one of those big fucking bows and proceed to thrash his car, keying, graffiting, bleach in gas tank, slashed tires, piss in the air filters, broken windows, epoxy in the keyholes, thermite over the engine block, hydrolock the cylinders, the works. Then put the bow on top of the ruined car as your christmas gift to him.
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fray97 Regular
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posted 12-20-2006 07:36
quote: Originally posted by smoothpyrogen: Steal the roast beast.... Seriously, buy one of those big fucking bows and proceed to thrash his car, keying, graffiting, bleach in gas tank, slashed tires, piss in the air filters, broken windows, epoxy in the keyholes, thermite over the engine block, hydrolock the cylinders, the works. Then put the bow on top of the ruined car as your christmas gift to him.
FTW |
cheeze wizz Regular
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posted 12-21-2006 01:16
well if i were you i would just do somthing to his cars.....spray paint merry x-mas in green and red paint....slash tires....bleach gastank....siphon gastank....put fish under the car seats or in glove department.....just think what would suck to wake up to happy and then ruin your day 10 minutes later |
slim-ov-derby Regular
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posted 12-21-2006 01:24
Sand or tampons in his car gas tank for a start. Instead of using bricks or rocks to smash his windows; use an ice brick(put water into a cup and freeze it). Reason for this is so no fingerprints are left as the ice will melt. |
Ballin Regular
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posted 12-21-2006 01:37
murder his parents infront of him. and then proceed to feed them to him cartman style. or...
just call him outside and swing a bat at his head
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slim-ov-derby Regular
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posted 12-21-2006 01:40
Yeah but thats just stupid. Real criminals do things sneakily, and don't get caught. |
Sentinel Regular
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posted 12-21-2006 02:29
I wouldn't touch you with a ten-foot pole. You're a mean one... |
Paranoid212 Regular
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posted 12-21-2006 02:33
graffiti his house and smash all his windows. |
C4Xplosive Regular
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posted 12-21-2006 02:56
Slash Tires Piss in the gas tank Spray paint his driveway Thats pretty much the basic shit you could do saftely and not get in trouble. Well besides blowing up the mail box. I would rather do that then have him throw up wouldn't you? I mean he did cost you financially so if it were me I would want the same.
Personally a fucking up a mans car usually takes away all financial problems he could have caused you. I would firebomb the son bitch. |
Megashira Regular
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posted 12-21-2006 03:25
You guys have to be the most fucked up people I know. But I love it! Buy an extendable garden hose, attach it to his hose at the back of his house, stick it in the hatch and leave it on over night. 
[This message has been edited by Megashira (edited 12-21-2006).] |