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prozak_jack
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posted 09-06-2005 05:20     Click Here to See the Profile for prozak_jack     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

BM, you are too shy, might I suggest keeping a hip flask of hard liquor on you at all times?

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arquin
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posted 09-06-2005 06:01     Click Here to See the Profile for arquin     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

how the fuck did such a simple topic get so many posts? Holy crap!

...ok. I always figured people were over reacting about flood control. Well...just then was the first time I was sodomised by it. And it sucks.

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Digital Holocaust
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posted 09-06-2005 07:19     Click Here to See the Profile for Digital Holocaust     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Bunny. You talking to her about ANYTHING and I mean ANYTHING at all will cure my terminal cancer. Just go for it.

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Superunknown
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posted 09-06-2005 14:37     Click Here to See the Profile for Superunknown     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Update you fucker.

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EternalDarkness
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posted 09-07-2005 05:21     Click Here to See the Profile for EternalDarkness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Bunny, dude, why you doing us like this? I worked all night, looking forward to an update when I got home, and now NOTHING? Come on man, how did it go Tuesday with Camille.

Of course, if you didn't reply tonight because you have been busy bonking Camille silly out behind the llama corral, that is acceptable and we forgive you.

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Cybernetico
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posted 09-07-2005 09:23     Click Here to See the Profile for Cybernetico     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

quote:
Originally posted by EternalDarkness:
Of course, if you didn't reply tonight because you have been busy bonking Camille silly out behind the llama corral, that is acceptable and we forgive you.

MMmmmhmm. Yep.

But yeah, what that guy said about the 3 choices is right. You've nothing to lose, and you can't live like this. Just fucking talk to her, man.

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baconboy
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posted 09-07-2005 15:31     Click Here to See the Profile for baconboy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Dude, seriously, see the problem you got is that you THINK to much! Just talk about anything that pops up in your head, (just nothing dirty). But I know what it's like because it's happened to me too. And when you don't say anything you stay awake all night think about all the stuff you could've said. If you can't think of anything to say, talk about a t.v. show that wa son last night, and if it was funny quote a couple of lines and she will laugh.

I have faith in you dude! You can do this!

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legalaid
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posted 09-07-2005 20:38     Click Here to See the Profile for legalaid     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Totse is having software issues again. Acidmelt, Zok, and Wintermute dont have access to fix it. We don't know when it will be fixed or opened again so please don't ask. When Jeff fixes it, it will be back online.>whatever queer.

Update bitch!

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mastershake
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posted 09-07-2005 23:59     Click Here to See the Profile for mastershake     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

ok, bunny, ill put this into totse terms for you...

you getting camille=modship

you not getting camille=n00b at life.

please, for the love of god, just say "hey, how was your weekend" or "hey, where were you last week, i missed you on the bus."

now is the time to strike, young meatball, please do not fail me.

and fucking update already!?!? its been like 3 days. youd better be fucking her, meatball, and youd better be fucking her good. if i find out there is any other reason than that that you havent been updating, i will go over to your home (o, dont worry, ill find out where you live) and i will put you in a bag, take you over to her front step, knock on the door, and run away. then you will have a conversation about why you were in a bag

edit: i think this thread has the possibility to never end.

[This message has been edited by mastershake (edited 09-08-2005).]

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bunny.meatball
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posted 09-08-2005 00:12     Click Here to See the Profile for bunny.meatball     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

UPDATE:::

i got some kind of good news. well, tuesday morning i asked her at the bus stop how was her 3 day weekend, and she just said it was uhh good. but it was right before the bus came too because she came a little late so not much time for talking. then, today, i missed the bus so my mom took me home. when school was over, she sat by me and said hi. i said hi too. then i asked her how was her day, and she said it was good i guess. than i say same. than she says was your great? i said it was okay. than i told her i missed the bus this morning because i woke up 10 minutes late. she says yeah i missed it to once and your mom brought me to school. than i say yeah i know. then she asks isnt it hard having a first period? and i say yeah but i didnt have one last year and shes says oh. and thats it, i was thinking what to say next but i didnt know what else to say i was waiting for her to say something. but when the bus had an empty seat which was right by mine, she moved. but i think she was looking at me a lot because i could see but only with the corner of my eye i was too shy to look at her. so then we arrive at our stop and i tell her bye and she says bye back. thats my story for today

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plehem12
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posted 09-08-2005 00:23     Click Here to See the Profile for plehem12     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

GREAT job man. You broke the ice and made some small chit chat. And I don't know if you are or not, but don't feel too bad about her switching seats. To me, it sounds like she is just as shy and nervous as you are. But that's cool man! Keep it up, any little small talk helps a little. Eventually ask her if she would like to hang out at your house after school or something. Say something like how you don't get enough time to chat on the bus and at school and that it would be cool to get to know her and chill at your place for dinner or something.

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shaggs
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posted 09-08-2005 00:28     Click Here to See the Profile for shaggs     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

hey i hate butting into people's busness like this but. I need to ask a question. everyone keeps saying you need to talk to her more to the guy. i know how to talk to girls it's just that i dont know what to say!!. any adice? if i get flamed for posting in somenone else's forem so be it. like i said i just don't know what to talk about. im into old stuff like D&D, Shodow run, i love anime, im pretty into computers. but i dont want to sound like a computer freak when ever i start talking to a girl. unlike this guy i have friends but the closeest one is 4 miles and i dont fell like riding my bike down to his house. im not funny when im trying to be. i say things that people just don't get. so i ask totse. what should a guy talk about to girls?

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NitrousMafia
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posted 09-08-2005 01:02     Click Here to See the Profile for NitrousMafia     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Beautiful....see you just talked about common stuff, but it was conversation. Finally u say something.

I do that, just whatever comes to mind at the moment spit it out as long as it not retarded as hell. Itll keep the conversation going. I do that with this girl i dont really know too well. Dont really have a specific topic to talk on(unless something comes up) or if she cuts in with a question.

Yea and make looks/glances at her. Make eye contact, dont be afraid. And look her in the eyes when your talking to her.

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ProtextBlue292
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posted 09-08-2005 01:26     Click Here to See the Profile for ProtextBlue292     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Dude what the hell, she moved away from you on the bus? Ha, that sucks man.

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A-dam
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posted 09-08-2005 01:33     Click Here to See the Profile for A-dam     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

quote:
Originally posted by ProtextBlue292:
Dude what the hell, she moved away from you on the bus? Ha, that sucks man.

It could be many things, I know guys usually do that to each other, its a matter of having more room.

Also, she could have thought for someone she barely knows it would be weird to just... stay there.

Or she could have been nervous herself.

There are more neutral/positive posibilities than negatives.

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mastershake
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posted 09-08-2005 02:48     Click Here to See the Profile for mastershake     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

good job, meatball, you havent failed me yet.

now, tomorrow, get to the bus stop early, like 15 min. early. if she comes out really early too it means she was watching you and wants to come out to talk. ask her if she wants to sit next to you again today, because you enjoyed it yesterday.

this is it, meatball, the time is now. GO!

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EternalDarkness
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posted 09-08-2005 03:01     Click Here to See the Profile for EternalDarkness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Hmmm, yes, that's actually pretty good Bunny. Well done.

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exploitedbaurmyarmymember
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quote:
Originally posted by bunny.meatball:
UPDATE:::

i got some kind of good news. well, tuesday morning i asked her at the bus stop how was her 3 day weekend, and she just said it was uhh good. but it was right before the bus came too because she came a little late so not much time for talking. then, today, i missed the bus so my mom took me home. when school was over, she sat by me and said hi. i said hi too. then i asked her how was her day, and she said it was good i guess. than i say same. than she says was your great? i said it was okay. than i told her i missed the bus this morning because i woke up 10 minutes late. she says yeah i missed it to once and your mom brought me to school. than i say yeah i know. then she asks isnt it hard having a first period? and i say yeah but i didnt have one last year and shes says oh. and thats it, i was thinking what to say next but i didnt know what else to say i was waiting for her to say something. but when the bus had an empty seat which was right by mine, she moved. but i think she was looking at me a lot because i could see but only with the corner of my eye i was too shy to look at her. so then we arrive at our stop and i tell her bye and she says bye back. thats my story for today


good going, and keep up the good work. See it wasn't as hard as you thought it was. I used to be the same way the trick is not to pressure yourself and just go with the flow.

oh yeah and keep the updates coming

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Cybernetico
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posted 09-08-2005 06:57     Click Here to See the Profile for Cybernetico     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Good job man, broken the ice. And no, her moving over wasn't a bad thing.

I guess since you were sitting next to eachother, she might've felt uncomfortable not talking because by sitting next to you it would seem like she should be saying something. Like, she had to escape the uncomfortable silence.

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baconboy
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posted 09-08-2005 11:06     Click Here to See the Profile for baconboy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

I'm so happy I could cry!

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a0shi
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posted 09-08-2005 12:08     Click Here to See the Profile for a0shi     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

dude i dunno why but i seem to like reading the story of your life, it's like you're blogging or something

update u ass

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quasicurus
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posted 09-08-2005 13:18     Click Here to See the Profile for quasicurus     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

You make me believe that humanity's not doomed after all!

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Twiggy
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posted 09-08-2005 15:35     Click Here to See the Profile for Twiggy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Man I've never looked at this thread, its a saga and a half. You have made a good jump by breaking the ice! I'm not going to offer advice as you are swamped with it as it is. All I can say is good luck! You're doing fine, and you got the whole of S&A rooting for you... I don't think its ever been this united.

Go Bunny.Meatball!

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Isobutane
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posted 09-08-2005 18:39     Click Here to See the Profile for Isobutane     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Yes! You're so on the right track to atleast being friends with her=]

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legalaid
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posted 09-08-2005 21:05     Click Here to See the Profile for legalaid     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Hey you should ask her a question about somthing she'll be interested in (like politics or music or movies)if you get a chance. If she isnt a moron she will probly start talking about somthing so much you'll want to spank her but dont. Preferably music or art or something.
Oh yeah and Update you son of a bitch!

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Tarquin1986
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quote:
Originally posted by bunny.meatball:
UPDATE:::

i got some kind of good news. well, tuesday morning i asked her at the bus stop how was her 3 day weekend, and she just said it was uhh good. but it was right before the bus came too because she came a little late so not much time for talking. then, today, i missed the bus so my mom took me home. when school was over, she sat by me and said hi. i said hi too. then i asked her how was her day, and she said it was good i guess. than i say same. than she says was your great? i said it was okay. than i told her i missed the bus this morning because i woke up 10 minutes late. she says yeah i missed it to once and your mom brought me to school. than i say yeah i know. then she asks isnt it hard having a first period? and i say yeah but i didnt have one last year and shes says oh. and thats it, i was thinking what to say next but i didnt know what else to say i was waiting for her to say something. but when the bus had an empty seat which was right by mine, she moved. but i think she was looking at me a lot because i could see but only with the corner of my eye i was too shy to look at her. so then we arrive at our stop and i tell her bye and she says bye back. thats my story for today


On the whole of it a pretty dull conversation but reading it I was riveted which just goes to show what a build up it had. Well done on finally makin some kind of move and don't feel bad about the dullness, that's just how introductions go sometimes. If all your conversations with her since have been equally dull though maybe you two just don't have a rapport. If you got no rapport just quit cos she's not worth your time and energy.

Having said that I still believe in you two. Good luck.

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posted 09-08-2005 21:18     Click Here to See the Profile for ProtextBlue292     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

You better have done well today....you have the perfect opportunity today.

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mastershake
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posted 09-09-2005 01:56     Click Here to See the Profile for mastershake     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

meatball, why arent you updating?

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posted 09-09-2005 02:35     Click Here to See the Profile for humancrackoftheflesh     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

..need update!!

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quote:
Originally posted by humancrackoftheflesh:
..need update!!

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Ali G in da house
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quote:
Originally posted by humancrackoftheflesh:
..need update!!

GAAAAAHHHH!!! Update!!!

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EternalDarkness
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posted 09-09-2005 06:22     Click Here to See the Profile for EternalDarkness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Bunny's a genius. He has all of us so worked up. He keeps us on our toes and spaces the time between updates further and further apart. Pretty soon he's gonna put his Paypal account number up there and say "To read about Bunny's and Camille's first walk alone in the woods together, send me 14.95" And all of us will be killing ourselves trying to send him our money.

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He keeps us on our toes and spaces the time between updates further and further apart.

He's probably too busy already fucking her.

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TheRichard55
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posted 09-09-2005 10:43     Click Here to See the Profile for TheRichard55     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Ive just come across this post around 4.40 in the morn, its now 5.40 and all I can say is wow. This has to be the greatest thread ive yet read. I'm behind you 100% on this and hope you get this chick, update!

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good job meatball! you the man.

ill bump this thread, he probably has something happening in the "real life".

if its a dead relative, your on the gravy train (or bus)

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RevolutionNov7th
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Damn I'm hooked on this story. I wasn't planning a visit to totse today but then I thought "damn, I wonder how bunny.meatball's getting on". It's like one of those novels you end up reading all in one go cause you can't put it down...

Keep up the good work

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The Incredible Savage
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Since you both live out in the sticks in the middle of nowhere why don't you go over this weekend and ask her to go for a walk or something. There can't be much to do out there so you may as well be bored togather.

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mastershake
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posted 09-09-2005 23:25     Click Here to See the Profile for mastershake     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

alright, bunny, its been two full days now, and we need a fucking update

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Quantum
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Update dammit!

Wonder what would happen if Camile found this thread?

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UPdate...

i think i should just forget about her. so thursday i didnt say anything in the morning waiting for her to talk first, but she just walks past me and ignores me. than when we got back home with the bus she ignores me to, so i didnt even say bye because now i think shes a bitch. she just wants me to do all the talking to say hi or bye and she has never said hi to me first in the morning i have been doing it for a while she only said bye (first) to me that on friday like 2 weeks ago. today same thing happened. i didnt say hi or bye because shes stupid she doesnt say hi or bye to me either or she doesnt want to talk or doesnt look like it. and i always always let her go first in the bus and i sit to the seat next to her always but i dont know i think shes dumb that she doesnt say hi to me in the morning

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legalaid
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Well if your serious about not pursuing this then forget. but shes right there so just try a little more, Like just ask her out for a walk or somthing and if she says no then thats when you know its hopeless. Come on muther fucker! Do it. Nothing really matters and you have nothing to lose.

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lol 5 pages filled with essays worth of encourgement and nothing but kind words, and just because she doesn't say hi you give up? be a man, just fucking talk to her. she might have gotten tired of waiting for you to do something...

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quote:
Originally posted by bunny.meatball:
UPdate...

i think i should just forget about her. so thursday i didnt say anything in the morning waiting for her to talk first, but she just walks past me and ignores me.


What kind of shitty excuse is that for giving up? Think about it, you're waiting for her to talk first... She's probably doing the same and waiting for you. Thus no one is speaking. Just go for it, walk right up to her and just start talking to her about summit, anything mate!! Let her know you're still wanting to talk to her and not blowing her off, that's the worst to do to girls, ive learned from expirence :P

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haha you cant expect her to come to you, you gotta make some effort. Just recently i started talking to this same girl from last year at school, i seen her and called her name out. She usually always chats at me, but sometimes i have to say something(shes got ADD haha) to get her talking. Cause She might not even notice me, then other times she'll call my name out halfway down the hall. Just take it easy and dont get to emotional over her.

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*slaps meatball*

goddamn it meatball, 5 pages, and this is the conclusion we get!?! hell no, meatball. get your bunny ass over there and ask her to go for a walk. you will not blow this for totse.

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quote:
Originally posted by bunny.meatball:
UPdate...

i think i should just forget about her. so thursday i didnt say anything in the morning waiting for her to talk first, but she just walks past me and ignores me. than when we got back home with the bus she ignores me to, so i didnt even say bye because now i think shes a bitch. she just wants me to do all the talking to say hi or bye and she has never said hi to me first in the morning i have been doing it for a while she only said bye (first) to me that on friday like 2 weeks ago. today same thing happened. i didnt say hi or bye because shes stupid she doesnt say hi or bye to me either or she doesnt want to talk or doesnt look like it. and i always always let her go first in the bus and i sit to the seat next to her always but i dont know i think shes dumb that she doesnt say hi to me in the morning


Like I've said before, she is just as nervous or more than you are. Take the initiative. YOU be the one who says hi and bye.

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Ok you are gonna get flamed now for being such a bitch. We support you this whole time for you to fucking give up. Thanks a lot bunny meatball. Thats no reason to not talk, you nigger. She probably just thinks your ugly and doesnt want anything to do with you. Good job, keep up the good work.

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Your killin' me Smalls....

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NO! Fuck that, Bunny! I have not followed this thread for five fucking pages to have this story end like this!

Of course, I have no idea what to say to you that will encourage you where the past five pages couldn't, but...

Damn it...

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quote:
Originally posted by ProtextBlue292:
Ok you are gonna get flamed now for being such a bitch. We support you this whole time for you to fucking give up. Thanks a lot bunny meatball. Thats no reason to not talk, you nigger. She probably just thinks your ugly and doesnt want anything to do with you. Good job, keep up the good work.

I second that.

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