View Full Version : Opening the seals of the Apocalypse
Necrypsys
2005-04-02, 10:35
Any comments? DOes someone know a bit about this subject? Anyone wanna help me try? I know that only the Lamb can open the seals, but, I have an interesting plan for someone who wants to know.
queens187
2005-04-02, 20:20
quote:Originally posted by Necrypsys:
Any comments? DOes someone know a bit about this subject? Anyone wanna help me try? I know that only the Lamb can open the seals, but, I have an interesting plan for someone who wants to know.
I want to know brother. Let's put an end to this world. I am VERY close to Satan and may be able to help you out if The Dark Lord sees you worthy. Tell me all you know and plan.
Necrypsys
2005-04-03, 19:08
queens187, you and I will put an end to this pathetic puny human planet, but, I thought only the Lamb (Jesus) could open the Seals of the Apocalypse. What should happen? I already sold my soul to the devil (literally) to infuse the Keys of the Apocalypse with my body. Awesome, no?
randomretard
2005-04-03, 19:40
quote:Originally posted by Necrypsys:
Any comments? DOes someone know a bit about this subject? Anyone wanna help me try? I know that only the Lamb can open the seals, but, I have an interesting plan for someone who wants to know.
murder/suicide
Necrypsys
2005-04-03, 20:03
randomretard, shut the **** up, okay. On all my posts, you just **** everything up, now shut up, and go away!
Hexadecimal
2005-04-03, 23:25
Stupid kids.
queens187
2005-04-04, 01:06
I have spoken to Him. He told me to do this and all that is left is for you to do it too.
Step 1: Cut both your wrist vertically.
Step 2: Huff Raid
Digital_Savior
2005-04-04, 06:14
quote:Originally posted by Necrypsys:
I already sold my soul to the devil (literally) to infuse the Keys of the Apocalypse with my body. Awesome, no?
Immature.
Typical.
Yes ?
AngrySquirrel
2005-04-04, 09:10
quote:Originally posted by Necrypsys:
queens187, you and I will put an end to this pathetic puny human planet, but, I thought only the Lamb (Jesus) could open the Seals of the Apocalypse. What should happen? I already sold my soul to the devil (literally) to infuse the Keys of the Apocalypse with my body. Awesome, no?
....Heh. So this is the next generation...
Necrypsys
2005-04-04, 11:42
What do all of you guys mean?
elfstone
2005-04-04, 15:08
quote:Originally posted by Necrypsys:
What do all of you guys mean?
Hey, you cracked the code of the Apocalypse, this shouldn't be difficult to get.
Necrypsys
2005-04-04, 20:01
If I'm wrong in any of my assumptions, then maybe someone can help me understand, instead of critisizing(sp.?) me.
-Advocatus Diaboli
randomretard
2005-04-04, 21:27
quote:Originally posted by Necrypsys:
randomretard, shut the **** up, okay. On all my posts, you just **** everything up, now shut up, and go away!
Stop posting these fucking stupid threads then and i might leave you alone.
As said before: MURDER/SUICIDE
great_sage=heaven
2005-04-05, 00:01
The sad thing is, this could be an interesting topic...
elfstone
2005-04-05, 00:54
I suppose in the many ways you can waste your time, this topic would be one of the most interesting.
Tesseract
2005-04-05, 02:16
quote:Originally posted by Necrypsys:
If I'm wrong in any of my assumptions, then maybe someone can help me understand, instead of critisizing(sp.?) me.
-Advocatus Diaboli
Maybe those who understand don't want to help you, as it sounds like you want to mess around with a lot of things you shouldn't.
Necrypsys
2005-04-05, 18:35
Ok, I just want to know whether or not it is possible, yes, or no?
Aphelion Corona
2005-04-05, 18:42
No you dumbass it's only a fucking fairytale.
randomretard
2005-04-05, 18:58
For the third time: MURDER/SUICIDE
---Beany---
2005-04-05, 19:47
quote:Originally posted by Necrypsys:
I know that only the Lamb can open the seals.
Yeah. They're renowned for that capability.
Necrypsys
2005-04-05, 20:14
--Beany-- are you insulting me?
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---Beany---
2005-04-05, 20:56
quote:Originally posted by Necrypsys:
--Beany-- are you insulting me?
Erm...... *looks around coyly*....... no.
NightVision
2005-04-06, 04:25
I thought you ad to attack isreal from the east to start the apocalypse.
bodomised
2005-04-06, 07:33
quote:Originally posted by Necrypsys:
Awesome, no?
No.
Necrypsys
2005-04-06, 11:52
bodomised; Why not?
quote:Originally posted by Necrypsys:
If I'm wrong in any of my assumptions, then maybe someone can help me understand, instead of critisizing(sp.?) me.
-Advocatus Diaboli
How old are you boy? Learn to seperate the truth from the tales.
Necrypsys
2005-04-06, 15:28
Me? Teenage.
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Aphelion Corona
2005-04-06, 18:39
So 13.
And to start the end of the world, you have to kill yourself.
Necrypsys
2005-04-06, 18:54
What? really? Okay, how?
Do you have Prince Edward in a can? Thats the first step.... and to summon the final demon,you must ensure your refridgerator is running.....then you must catch it!
Necrypsys
2005-04-07, 18:26
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU CRAZIES?!?!?!CAN'T ANY OF YOU GIVE A FUCKIN' STRAIGHT ANSWER?!?!?! CHRIST.
randomretard
2005-04-07, 19:05
OK.....
I was just fucking with you.
Here´s a link to a page where´s some instructions. http://img30.exs.cx/img30/3522/osoap2vt.jpg
Digital_Savior
2005-04-08, 02:18
*laughs*
Random:
Many of us in the Navy had that photo up at our desks.
It wasn't more appropriate than now, but appropriate nonetheless.
I hope this kid doesn't kill himself because of what ya'll said.
Necrypsys:
Why do you want to do these things, anyway ?
Run Screaming
2005-04-09, 00:05
quote:Originally posted by Necrypsys:
Any comments? DOes someone know a bit about this subject? Anyone wanna help me try? I know that only the Lamb can open the seals, but, I have an interesting plan for someone who wants to know.
Opening up yer basic Apocalyptic Seals takes a bit more elbow grease than you might imagine. First, make sure that you have 5 3/6 ells-breadth Evangelical Spanner Wrench, and a Primordial Crow Bar. Now tap the seal with the latter while exerting a heavenward torque with the former. All manner of vile incubi and succubi will manifest. Spray with the usual substance and wash hands with Lourdes water before proceeding.
Necrypsys
2005-04-09, 09:14
STOP SMOKIN' HASH AND GIMME A STRAIGHT ANSWER! GODDAMMIT!!!!!
iridescent_siren
2005-04-09, 19:45
quote:Originally posted by Run Screaming:
Opening up yer basic Apocalyptic Seals takes a bit more elbow grease than you might imagine. First, make sure that you have 5 3/6 ells-breadth Evangelical Spanner Wrench, and a Primordial Crow Bar. Now tap the seal with the latter while exerting a heavenward torque with the former. All manner of vile incubi and succubi will manifest. Spray with the usual substance and wash hands with Lourdes water before proceeding.
Damn, that made me laugh. ^_^
quote:Originally posted by Necrypsys:
STOP SMOKIN' HASH AND GIMME A STRAIGHT ANSWER! GODDAMMIT!!!!!
Revelation 5...
And I saw a strong angel proclaiming with a loud voice, Who is worthy to open the book, and to loose the seals thereof?
And no man in heaven, nor in earth, neither under the earth, was able to open the book, neither to look thereon.
Maybe u are the lucky one ehh? HAHAHA
quote:Originally posted by Run Screaming:
Opening up yer basic Apocalyptic Seals takes a bit more elbow grease than you might imagine. First, make sure that you have 5 3/6 ells-breadth Evangelical Spanner Wrench, and a Primordial Crow Bar. Now tap the seal with the latter while exerting a heavenward torque with the former. All manner of vile incubi and succubi will manifest. Spray with the usual substance and wash hands with Lourdes water before proceeding.
Fucking fuck I just spit soda on my expensive as shite monitor
l33t_looser
2005-04-10, 19:51
quote:Originally posted by Necrypsys:
randomretard, shut the **** up, okay. On all my posts, you just **** everything up, now shut up, and go away!
u claim your a follower of your dark lord yet you bleep out the fucking cuss words?! pussy.
Necrypsys
2005-04-10, 19:57
Right, right, I'm a pussy, well... FUCK you, BITCH, you a FUCKIN' NIGGA, BITCH. Go FUCK yourself upside down, for all the FUCK, Happy, MOTHAFUCK'???
arson221
2005-04-10, 19:57
quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:
Stupid kids.
lmao. i agree, even tho i am a kid too....
woodlander
2005-04-10, 19:58
quote:Originally posted by randomretard:
For the third time: MURDER/SUICIDE
Your name is well chosen.
dontdrinkbleach
2005-04-10, 21:34
quote:Originally posted by Necrypsys:
Right, right, I'm a pussy, well... FUCK you, BITCH, you a FUCKIN' NIGGA, BITCH. Go FUCK yourself upside down, for all the FUCK, Happy, MOTHAFUCK'???
whoa, back down lads, this kid is made of tuff stuff.
quote:Originally posted by Necrypsys:
Any comments? DOes someone know a bit about this subject? Anyone wanna help me try? I know that only the Lamb can open the seals, but, I have an interesting plan for someone who wants to know.
I never knew TOTSE was a role playing board...
Edit - Boldness on quote
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