aliveupboy
2008-09-04, 01:46
Two words. Penis cape.
IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES!!!!
You could dress your member up like fucking superman. Best pickup flash ever!
"Hey ladies, Iv'e got a super cock"
"Orly?"
"Ya rly" *Rips off professional striping pants and exposes a cock dresses up like superman*
Fuck I'm awesome. Someone pitch this idea to calvin klein, or fuck, maybe it could even get on the cover of time magazine. Now that magazine would sell.
IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES!!!!
You could dress your member up like fucking superman. Best pickup flash ever!
"Hey ladies, Iv'e got a super cock"
"Orly?"
"Ya rly" *Rips off professional striping pants and exposes a cock dresses up like superman*
Fuck I'm awesome. Someone pitch this idea to calvin klein, or fuck, maybe it could even get on the cover of time magazine. Now that magazine would sell.