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Pandoras Assassin
2008-09-28, 03:37
Everyday billions of people blow there nose with Kleenex.
And do you know what happens to that Kleenex.
It goes in the trash.
You know what happens after that..IT SITS IN A DUMP AND TAKE 6000 YEARS TO DECOMPOSE!
Stop using Kleenex and go to hanky's! There cheaper in the long run, and can even be customized!
Each day America alone spends 4 zillion dollars on Kleenex...
Help join the fight on Kleenex.
You can make a difference.
My website is currently under construction so i can't send you the link. But! If you say "i support" or something letting me know you understand this state of emergency, I will put your name down on our petition that i will be giving to the president.
Peace and love to my fellow Totseans.
Blow hard! :cool:
Mantikore
2008-09-28, 09:53
but i cant get cum stains out of a hanky
Pandoras Assassin
2008-09-28, 16:30
but i cant get cum stains out of a hanky
I will personally send you another. :cool:
Trousersnake
2008-10-05, 16:16
Snort it and spit it out...
Or wipe your nose on your sleeve, or better yet someone elses...lulz.
Pandoras Assassin
2008-10-06, 02:23
Snort it and spit it out...
Or wipe your nose on your sleeve, or better yet someone elses...lulz.
Praise the Lawd! We have another witness! You are a true believe god bless you and may your children live in a clean hanky filled world.
Trousersnake
2008-10-06, 14:14
Praise the Lawd!
How lewd.
Also I would be interested to know the environmental benefit analysis with these two challenger. I can think of the following matters..
Tissues are a 'waste' of resources as they are disposable. However as the tree grew to produce the fiber it was absorbing CO2 and possibily desalinating ground water.
Hankies should be made of a durable and natural fabric. And should not be washed with nasty detergents but rather hand washed in rain water which you put on your garden afterwards.
Who knows maybe plants like snot =/
Pandoras Assassin
2008-10-09, 02:57
How lewd.
Also I would be interested to know the environmental benefit analysis with these two challenger. I can think of the following matters..
Tissues are a 'waste' of resources as they are disposable. However as the tree grew to produce the fiber it was absorbing CO2 and possibily desalinating ground water.
Hankies should be made of a durable and natural fabric. And should not be washed with nasty detergents but rather hand washed in rain water which you put on your garden afterwards.
Who knows maybe plants like snot =/
That is an amazing idea! We defiantly need more activists like you! I got arrested for a few days for being to violent at a Hanky Movement Protest in DC so sorry I couldn't respond sooner.
Nagasaki Nightmare
2008-10-10, 01:32
fuck that just pick your nose
mayor of monkey town
2008-10-16, 13:43
Suck my dick a tissue takes 6000 years to decompose - bury that shit in your garden and try to dig it up 6 months later, it wont be there.
I blow my nose chinese style anyway, all over the street.
"Dont panic its organic!" so its not like im littering, just creating a biohazard.
ObsdianZ
2008-10-21, 23:43
Yes, carrying a bacteria soaked piece of cloth and wiping it all over my mouth and face is best way to recover from illness.
*ObZ
Runaway_Stapler
2008-10-22, 00:01
Stick your nose in a running vacuum [use just the tube, the powerhead isn't as effective], close your mouth, and blow. That will clear out your sinuses for quite a while, with no paper wasted. Feels kinda tingly after though.
Dark_Magneto
2008-10-22, 01:41
Use a dutch napkin.
It's where you plug one nostril and blow.
Hit-The-Bong
2008-10-28, 03:27
Grow a bushy mustache and just exhale really hard onto that, it'll trap all the snot in your stache and you can either leave it as a decoration or shampoo and condition it out later (yes, I shampoo and condition my stache)
Eagle Bay
2008-11-01, 00:14
Bushman's blow ftw.
Blowing you nose like normal, but without a tissue or hanky, and wiping it on your dusty jeans. (or you could wash your hand, but that would waste precious water)
Ed Lister
2008-11-03, 07:14
Everyday billions of people blow there nose with Kleenex.
And do you know what happens to that Kleenex.
It goes in the trash.
You know what happens after that..IT SITS IN A DUMP AND TAKE 6000 YEARS TO DECOMPOSE!
Stop using Kleenex and go to hanky's! There cheaper in the long run, and can even be customized!
Each day America alone spends 4 zillion dollars on Kleenex...
Help join the fight on Kleenex.
You can make a difference.
My website is currently under construction so i can't send you the link. But! If you say "i support" or something letting me know you understand this state of emergency, I will put your name down on our petition that i will be giving to the president.
Peace and love to my fellow Totseans.
Blow hard! :cool:
I find your daily spending figure of "4 zillion dollars" on Kleenex in America alone very hard to believe. Source?
Everyday billions of people blow there nose with Kleenex.
And do you know what happens to that Kleenex.
It goes in the trash.
You know what happens after that..IT SITS IN A DUMP AND TAKE 6000 YEARS TO DECOMPOSE!
Stop using Kleenex and go to hanky's! There cheaper in the long run, and can even be customized!
Each day America alone spends 4 zillion dollars on Kleenex...
Help join the fight on Kleenex.
You can make a difference.
My website is currently under construction so i can't send you the link. But! If you say "i support" or something letting me know you understand this state of emergency, I will put your name down on our petition that i will be giving to the president.
Peace and love to my fellow Totseans.
Blow hard! :cool:
I always carry a 'hanky'. Guess I'm just old fashioned.
Pandoras Assassin
2008-11-07, 04:31
I find your daily spending figure of "4 zillion dollars" on Kleenex in America alone very hard to believe. Source?
www.nationsdebtinKleenexboogers.com/hankysftw
(or you could wash your hand, but that would waste precious water)
Glad to see that some people still care about our environment.
enjoyur1life
2008-11-16, 08:17
put your head upside down a running faucet
snot rocket
and pick your nose
Smelly Button Ears
2008-11-17, 02:25
step1. place kleenex on lawn
step2.rain
step3. Its gone
anastaciadarling
2008-11-17, 02:34
are you serious....
who gives....?
all i know is that when my nose is Burning because of a knarley cold...
i FRIGGIN LOVE those extremely soft kleenex
they are quite soothing..
so shove it...
anastaciadarling
2008-11-17, 02:34
step1. place kleenex on lawn
step2.rain
step3. Its gone
friggin brilliant
http://preview.tinyurl.com/6hzaf9
Made me lol.
TruthWielder
2008-11-24, 17:58
There are SERIOUSLY more pernicious things to make a website about.
illuminatikiller
2008-12-01, 17:01
hanky = gross
Pandoras Assassin
2008-12-28, 05:19
hanky = gross
Saving our planet one snot nose rag at a time is NOT gross.:mad:
StoopidN00b
2008-12-29, 05:42
This is whats going to make a change. Not everyone had the $ to put up solar pannels and instal low flow tolites...Little things like this and switching CFL and other easy things which require hardly any effort.....those are the things that will make a difference. Somone should do some research and see.
Tissues and their impact in landfills and Hankys and the water.
Which is more affordable/eco friendly?
Pandoras Assassin
2009-01-16, 00:49
This is whats going to make a change. Not everyone had the $ to put up solar pannels and instal low flow tolites...Little things like this and switching CFL and other easy things which require hardly any effort.....those are the things that will make a difference. Somone should do some research and see.
Tissues and their impact in landfills and Hankys and the water.
Which is more affordable/eco friendly?
Now were talkin! I say who needs to wash the hankeys anyway! I mean I don't even use water to brush my teeth. And baths in the summer in Lake Erie are nice.