View Full Version : Littering Is Awsome
fuckindouchebag
2008-11-28, 01:00
That's right. There is also no point in having trash cans either. We should all stop using them all together and throw everything where we want to throw it.
I was walking down the street when I noticed that our city employed one of the local bums to clean up garbage people didn't throw into the garbage when I realized "that's the solution! turn bums into street cleaners!"
not only would this eliminate the homeless problem in many cities but it would make them cleaner and we would be able to freely litter. Think about it.
Slave of the Beast
2008-11-29, 22:00
Think about it.
Excellent suggestion, I think your idea should be moved to the NIMF Research Labs for further analysis!
Trousersnake
2008-11-30, 13:41
Well I'll say that you have some pros and cons for each.
You can't throw food waste around as litter, it attracts fucking vermin, stray cats and dogs. It's like gum on sidewalks - looks shit and gets on your clothes/feet and shit
What do you throw out that can't be cleaned of food? Not much I'd say and what you can clean is obviously recyclable or you wouldn't bother cleaning it - Disposable shit.
Bums are employed as street cleaners but as soon as they start making dollars they're no longer bums but lower class trash (cleaners).
fuckindouchebag
2008-11-30, 18:32
the bums have to clean during daylight hours to make the city look good, that's all. There's enough bums for that.
They just throw it all into a small garbage can on wheels. We should consider banning trash cans indefinitely, when we have bums walking around cleaning our trash.
I only litter out of spite.
+1
Naturalist
2008-12-23, 23:32
If trash wasn't produced, we wouldn't be pondering a solution to this problem.
If I create a serious problem, wouldn't the logical solution to fixing that problem be to undo what led to the problem initially?
staticfirefly
2009-01-01, 13:23
Or we could continue on or happy little way makeing a mess and letting hobos clean up after us.
Im quite happy makeing a mess if it makes life easy
Visceral Ethereal Carpet
2009-01-04, 05:34
not only would this eliminate the homeless problem in many cities but it would make them cleaner and we would be able to freely litter.
quit trolling, you're no good at it.
quit trolling, you're no good at it.
lies!