To the fat bitch who lives upstairs

[n3rdy_g3rty]

So I live downstairs in a 4-plex in an apartment complex. Upstairs we have some fat bitch with a baby. You can never hear the baby, but you can hear her huge ass walking around ALL day. Even as she walks through the apartment upstairs, our ceiling fan shakes something fierce! Apparently last night she didn't have the kid there, otherwise, I'd feel really sorry for what the little bastard had to witness.

Well last night, my roommate and I were sitting on the couch, watching a movie, and we hear something... she's getting fucked! Then we hear more voices.. she and her boyfriend aren't alone. Swingers. Not uncommon in such a liberal state, but kind of annoying none the less. This goes on for a little bit, then stops. About 10 minutes later, our ceiling fan starts to shake constantly...to the point where I thought the glass covering the light was going to break.

This would be a huge turn on if the bitch wasn't screaming in the background...and not the hot and sexy voice... she's one of those annoying bitches you just want to knock out and finish. My roommate and I just sat there laughing our asses off until the light stopped shaking.:rolleyes::rolleyes: They FINALLY stopped and proceeded to smoke a joint, only because someone started coughing excessively. More giggling, then quiet.

Do you have neighbors that want to be porn stars? What's the weirdest thing you've heard going on next door?

[pyroman5000]

I'd hack their webcam via wifi.

[Expl0itz]

Hahaha. I've never heard/seen anything form the neighbors. I have witnessed some fucked up shit in my own house. Get really drunk, and watch your friends and your brother all get down on this girl, one after another. That is some FUCKED up shit. Entertaining as hell, but fucked up in retrospect.

[pyroman5000]

Theres a lady living in my moms basement apartment, and every day or two she has a different guy over. The floor/ceiling isn't insulated, so you can hear them getting hot+heavy. Even though it normally only lasts less than a minute.

[Chichi]

Everyone:

I spoke briefly with n3rdy_g3rty in irc to try and get to know her a little better. Pretty much all I know is she shaves her pussy but does not wax.

:confused:

[colorsoc]

I am the crazy neighbor.

[Johnathon_Doerty]

That wasn't her having sex- it was her eating a meal with gusto.

[wires]

Niiiiice. I used to live next door to someone who liked watching what sounded like French porn very loud. I don't live there anymore!

Moving to SG.

[dr rocker]

The guy that lives in the flat below me is knocking his sister off. Feel sorry for them as they make each other happy and should just be allowed to get on with it. Another brother lives in the house. Uberlulz when they have arguments.

[SomeLowLife]

The house to the left of me is a sober house. I will step out to my backyard and immediately start hearing an AA meeting. It was pretty damn odd at first. Now I just try to coincide my drinking and drug intake with their meetings of sobriety. I'm a great neighbor.

[ruggishbone]

The house to the left of me is a sober house. I will step out to my backyard and immediately start hearing an AA meeting. It was pretty damn odd at first. Now I just try to coincide my drinking and drug intake with their meetings of sobriety. I'm a great neighbor.

haha that would weird me out

. my neighbors are constantly getting put into an ambulance because they od on lots of different drugs , a couple of times this druggie kid took like 80 robotussin gels, another time his mom smoked too much crack

its funny cuz they are the most messed up family i know

[n3rdy_g3rty]

Everyone:

I spoke briefly with n3rdy_g3rty in irc to try and get to know her a little better. Pretty much all I know is she shaves her pussy but does not wax.

:confused:

I can't afford to get my pussy waxed! That stuff is expensive, plus, why would I want to pay someone to inflict MAJOR pain on my nether regions?? I'll save up for laser hair removal before I wax it haha :p

[TheVizier]

"What the hell is thaaat?"
"What are you putting inside me?"

Bitch had a cat face and was very, very skinny and dude looked like those lemurs from the Madagascar movie.

[The Duke]

...and not the hot and sexy voice... she's one of those annoying bitches you just want to knock out and finish.

That made me LOL!

I don't hear or see my neighbors doing much, it's usually me that's doing the wild and crazy stuff.


-Selah

[Martian Luger King]

My elderly neighbor always brings different children to his apartment at odd hours of the day. I should probably notify the authorities, but I'd rather not.

[Lundmark]

I was 'sniffin on my neighbors network. He was watching porn, and not making one noise. Neighbor across the street got arrested at gunpoint by 5 cops, which was nice.

[#1 motherfucker]

^^^yeah I use phones;)

my neighbor is always having diffrant chicks over (ugly ones mostly) me and like 4 people were doing some blow one night and went out back to have a smoke (he lives in an apartment above the garages) and we hear him fucking some chick, then we hear him go "I'm switchin' holes!" and the chick let out this sound like a scream, it was pretty funny.

Iwas down the street once in a friend's back yard smoking a bowl and we could hear his fag neighbors assfucking, it was nasty and I wanted to throw a rock through there window to get htem to shut up:mad:

[hypno]

^^^yeah I use phones;)

my neighbor is always having diffrant chicks over (ugly ones mostly) me and like 4 people were doing some blow one night and went out back to have a smoke (he lives in an apartment above the garages) and we hear him fucking some chick, then we hear him go "I'm switchin' holes!" and the chick let out this sound like a scream, it was pretty funny.

Iwas down the street once in a friend's back yard smoking a bowl and we could hear his fag neighbors assfucking, it was nasty and I wanted to throw a rock through there window to get htem to shut up:mad:

:D plus on mofo

[Runaway_Stapler]

then we hear him go "I'm switchin' holes!" and the chick let out this sound like a scream

made my day

[Bum Wax]

"I'm switchin' holes!"

I spy meme potential

[Dandy Crab]

That was a pretty hot story. Are you and your friend fags?