View Full Version : Busted!...what's your excuse?
Natural Born Raver
2009-01-02, 22:06
We've all been busted with some kind of drug or parphenalia. What are some excuses you've used?
When I get caught with weed my parents dont usually care that much....except the fisrt time...they were fucking pissed. When they walked into the house I was REALLY high and told them a skunk came and sprayed me.
They proceede to search my room finding a few roaches and a pipe. Luckily it was a cheap ass pipe and I stole it back later.
The omly other durgs my parents have caught me with is acid. I told them it was a tiny little fake tatoo but they didnt buy it and took it....there was only like 5 hits left cause I had had it for a whilea nd had been taking it all the time. (it was a sheet).
So, totse, what are your stories?
Rizzo in a box
2009-01-02, 22:07
We've all been busted with some kind of drug or parphenalia. Wha are some excuses you've used?
When I get caught with weed my parents dont usually care that much....except the fisrt...they were fucking pissed. When they walked into the house I was REALLY high and told them a skun came and sprayed me.
hahahha I used that the first time
spencetron
2009-01-02, 22:09
Those are some of the dumbest excuses I've heard.
edit- To add to the thread. When my parents first found out, I was just straightforward with them and assured them I was being safe and shit. They were pretty much okay with my drug use though, guess I got it easy.
Natural Born Raver
2009-01-02, 22:13
Those are some of the dumbest excuses I've heard.
Well, what great excuses have you come up with?
I've been caught with weed-related twice and I didn't bother denying it either time. My parents didn't get mad either time though. They just made sure I was using responsibly and then told me that I wasn't being careful enough because they had caught me twice and that the government isn't as nice as they are. I guess I had it pretty easy too...
Vladimir Lem
2009-01-03, 00:08
Even though my parents are really morally liberal and my dad drink quite a lot they are also die hard Roman Catholics so they have always opposed drugs. Luckly, ever since I was like 13 I would always talk about how marijuana was not bad and how its no worse than alcohol and things like that. My dad being a doctor has also said infont of me that people get way more messed up and addicted to pills than wee. So pretty much it is an unspoken agreement between us. As long as they dont't see anything, smell anything, I don't act all trippy they are fine, and I get decent grades it's all fine.
I usually smoke a little bowl before I go to bed but the house smells so much like smoke they can't really smell it and when I am high I just keep quiete and try to act normal. They can tell sometimes like if I come home have a huge diner and go straigh to bed but they don't mind. As long as i don't light up a blunt and walk around with it in the house its cool. My dad tells me he knows whats up. He had a stoner roomate and says that it's funny how he never though hed never have to listen to Pink Floyd, Greatful Dead, and Led Zepplin ever again and that usually what he hears coming out of my room at night.
I've never been busted. Then again, thats probably because they are never really looking to bust me.
Thats me though.
Now police is another thing. In school I was sent to the nurse once. Told them I took anti depressants so my pupils might be weird and when they asked me why my heart rate or blood pressure(I don't recall exaclty which) was high I told them it's a family thing. What really got me off the hook was when I told him my ear was hurting a lot and I've had major surgery there. The nurse said it looked fucked up and that I shoudl get it checked out.
Another time I crashed into a fence while on bars (alprazolam). I don't know if the cops played dumb or gave me a break but they saw the pills but when I showed them the phoney ass mexican prescriptions I'm sure they always see all the time they just made a dirty face and made me took the sobritey test. I passed it and made an agreement with the guy to pay for his fence and let him speak to my parents and the cops just left. I don't recall if they took the pills or if I just threw them away later but I rember I didnt have them when I got home.
xxdeetsxx
2009-01-03, 00:49
My parents were pretty cool about it. Then again, a few weeks back my dad confiscated my bong when i went to stay with him. Lol ffs I moved out 2 years ago!
beergoggles
2009-01-03, 00:50
I'm diabetic!!! Surprise!!
Haha, I'm sure my mom would've loved if I would've told her THAT one.
For those of you who can't figure it out, they found a needle. My parents pretty much didn't care as long as I agreed to go through treatment and be cooperative. I had to be though since I'm not a minor and living under their roof. They could've called the police on me or gotten me kicked out.
White Blue Mushrooms
2009-01-03, 03:37
I remember at 12:00 am one night, going down stairs to get some crown royal (stealing from step dad) and as I was telling my friend about what excuse to say if we get caught, my step dad walked out of the dark living room and into the kitchen, he was like I heard the whole thing, he grabbed the crown and took it with him to bed.
:(
"hey, you dropped your weed."
resmeplz
2009-01-03, 05:06
Never been busted :D
KernalError
2009-01-03, 05:13
Haha. The 3rd and last time I got caught smoking my excuse was that my friend was making toquitos. Than I got pissed off at my mother for her making such a big deal about it.
I didn't smoke inside, the smell just came in somehow.
Haha. The 3rd and last time I got caught smoking my excuse was that my friend was making toquitos. Than I got pissed off at my mother for her making such a big deal about it.
I didn't smoke inside, the smell just came in somehow.
lolwut
The first time I got stoned was with my parents.
Promethazine
2009-01-03, 06:42
Said I took a bunch of tylenol one time when I took a bunch of xanax and passed out from 5 PM to 10 AM on a school day.
i almost had to go get my stomach pumped..
jamaica0535
2009-01-03, 06:43
When i have been caught i have been pretty much straight up honest with my family...
My sister went and started yelling, i was calm and collected through the entire ordeal... i didnt make up excuses, i didnt lie to them (much), and they ended up respecting how honest i was to them....
My dad learned i do acid the day after thanksgiving... and i plan to talk with him again about it the next time i see him... i had a breif conversation explaining why i do it. But i didnt say as much as i really wanted to about it.... I want him to at least know that it did make me a happier person, with a much better outlook on life...
It depends on how I was caught, if it was red handed I usually just admitted it as there wasn't much else I would do. When my mom read my texts(don't talk about drugs in texts, it's really not smart, they can read them even if you delete them also :() I lied and said it had all been for friends, I guess it worked alright though...she didn't really push the issue.
My mom was pretty cool about me smoking weed, although I found her comment about "getting addicted" to be quite lulzy.
My dad found out about three days after my 18th birthday and was totally cool with it since he smokes too. We toked together for about two years and then I quit nine months ago. Can't smoke anymore because of the job I'm at; at leas it's a good one.
stfumofoz
2009-01-03, 10:55
I told the cops I bought a roll of foil to replace the one I used up when backing cookies at grandma's, that the scale is for my chemistry interests as I plan to be a chemist when I grow up, that the residue on it is nothing and he should go check it in the lab, that the cough syrup I stole is really for a cough and not for making meth as I specifically went for the one without pseudoephedrine, and that the $85 in my pocket is just mine and he should just let it go.... and he did.
As for parents... I said the gelcaps full of pinkish powder is dried up cough syrup, that I'm really just re-selling the syringes, that the little pipe that looks like half a cigarette is for smoking small amounts of tobacco because without a tolerance or addiction its all one needs, and that she's already seen the regular pipe before when my cousins came over and hasn't said anything then so no point in saying anything now.
The deal was that I can do whatever I want in my free time as long as I don't fuck up my future.
None Other
2009-01-03, 13:10
The only time I got busted was when I stole half a bottle of Dad's valium. I should have said it was for my back cramp's, but I can't actually remember what I said when they found me wandering around in a trance.
Rizzo in a box
2009-01-03, 18:13
The only time I got busted was when I stole half a bottle of Dad's valium. I should have said it was for my back cramp's, but I can't actually remember what I said when they found me wandering around in a trance.
I'm going to guess something along the lines of, "Margle de fargzulfazoomfumzphuptklz"
None Other
2009-01-04, 00:05
I take pride in my ablitiy to function even when I black out, dammit!
One time I hoped on a bus, passed out and woke up standing in my destination; albeit two houres late.
Piles Of Crack
2009-01-04, 01:03
I remember at 12:00 am one night, going down stairs to get some crown royal (stealing from step dad) and as I was telling my friend about what excuse to say if we get caught, my step dad walked out of the dark living room and into the kitchen, he was like I heard the whole thing, he grabbed the crown and took it with him to bed.
:(
If my kid drank my Crown Royal he'd be replacing it with a 23 year old Pappy Van Winkle.
notamuppet
2009-01-04, 03:43
So pretty much it is an unspoken agreement between us. As long as they dont't see anything, smell anything, I don't act all trippy they are fine, and I get decent grades it's all fine.
You drive a hard bargain
i am actually in the process of moving out because my mom is so freaked out by my needle use everytime i leave my room she moves in to search it, and won't even admit it to me. she comes up with various excsues why she was in my drawers or trashcan or whatever else. i literally can't leave the house without her calling me and accusing me of this and that and demanding i come home to explain myself. i have been living in this hell for the past 3 weeks and i cannot take it any longer. after i call her out on being insecure and over protective of her 20 year old son she goes into victim mode and fakes the tears to attempt to be seen as a victim, not a psycho obsessive bitch.
i am done with her bat shit crazy nonsense and am leaving ASAP, i am a prisoner in my own home at this point.
The only time I got busted was when I stole half a bottle of Dad's valium. I should have said it was for my back cramp's, but I can't actually remember what I said when they found me wandering around in a trance.
This. Emergency room trip because they couldn't understand my slurred speech.
None Other
2009-01-04, 09:36
^ I had a bit of a tolerance so I didn't slur aparently. I was just rather repetative.
Benzo's are such a waste, I don't bother with them anymore.
Lockie666
2009-01-04, 10:18
i am done with her bat shit crazy nonsense and am leaving ASAP, i am a prisoner in my own home at this point.
I think your Mother just cares about you, don't blame your Mum for being a bitch beacuse you choose to intravenously inject drugs, it's not really the safest method for doing drugs. Why do you blame her for caring?