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Borat
2009-01-06, 07:55
Would you say that the above is an accurate description of the American lifestyle? Is there anything else that exists outside of their Ipods, I-phones, Laguna Beach, My Super Sweet 16, Mall of America, Coffee and other crap.

xilikeeggs0
2009-01-06, 09:03
I fucking hope not.

I abhor malls, I want to live out in the country, and I plan on driving a small, economical vehicle (maybe a Civic or a Corolla), while keeping a large truck as a second vehicle for my various equine endeavors.

infamous big j
2009-01-06, 13:33
The people who complain about iPods are generally the people who can't afford one.

Fetus-Smasher
2009-01-06, 18:10
Its the country that offers average joe the dream.

Borat
2009-01-06, 20:35
The people who complain about iPods are generally the people who can't afford one.

I'm assuming you have an ipod?

ramoo
2009-01-07, 22:51
dude ipods and coffee are bad ass. yea america does have some lame shit, like you for the most part.

Martian Luger King
2009-01-08, 01:25
Ipods, the mall and Suburbia are for stuck up rich white faggots. And I'm quite content admitting that I do not have the cash to shell out for an Ipod.

Piles Of Crack
2009-01-08, 02:30
I don't own an iPod for the sole reason that I could never think of 500+ songs I actually like.

Borat
2009-01-08, 03:28
dude ipods and coffee are bad ass. yea america does have some lame shit, like you for the most part.

I don't live in America.

Pringles
2009-01-08, 05:16
Ipods, the mall and Suburbia are for stuck up rich white faggots. And I'm quite content admitting that I do not have the cash to shell out for an Ipod.

I agree with you. Fuck Ipods we got mp3 players like the ZEN by Creative that holds about 8gb for like $70- $80.
I only got to the mall to get clothes when i actually need them. Unlike those rich white bitches who have a shit load of clothes and shoes they don't even use. Kids at my school who have Ipods usually steal them from stores or the white fags who could buy them easily. :)

Martian Luger King
2009-01-08, 05:37
Yeah exactly, but even a seventy dollar MP3 player is far beyond what I am willing to shell out for what worth no more than fifty cents or a dollar. I'm quite content with my twenty dollar generic 1GB MP3 with the USB shit BUILT IN, no need for some faggot ass cord stored in a fanny pack.

Numberjumbo
2009-01-08, 22:48
I'm quite content with my twenty dollar generic 1GB MP3 with the USB shit BUILT IN, no need for some faggot ass cord stored in a fanny pack.
Best post I've ever seen from you.