Summer Style or Surviving Summer in Australia Without Looking Like a Douche

[Ed Lister]

Okay. Summer. It's hot. You don't wear much. Can't go wrong right? Wrong.

You better not be wearing shorts that go below the knee. Fuck that, you don't want shorts that touch your knees. Above knee shorts only, okay? Now, if you have some shorts that you like however they are too long you can roll them up to give them a cuff. Cuffed shorts are cool. Also, you want plain shorts in good fabrics. Check out some Ksubi shorts.

Also, worn denim shorts are cool. Not your faggot ass baggy skater ones you once thought were the bomb dank white widow shit. Fitted ones. That means kind of tight okay? Cut the legs off some old jeans and have a play around to see if you can get them to look good.

Singlets and tees are pretty straightforward. I'm not going to tell you what labels or designs etc to wear. Quite subjective. I will say that tie-dye can be very fucking cool and stay away from anything that looks crap. Sounds obvious but you'll be surprised. If you don't have a good eye for designs then stay the fuck away. Go solid colours. You don't need something on your shirt.

Check the fabric. This is a huge part of choosing a top for summer. In 30deg plus heat you don't want to be wearing heavy, close knit cotton or some filthy, cheap synthetic that is going to clam your shit up and make your junk sweat like a salami. You want light, fabrics that breath with your skin.

As always, cut is paramount. Don't be afraid of going with something a little baggy this summer as well. Fitted is always a safe bet though. Never too tight. Just, ugh.
I will make one specific recommendation. Country Road makes some great basic colour V-Necks in awesome light cotton. Get some. Get some. Get some.

Shoes. Get some basic white plimsolls or some light 'boat-shoe' style things. Of course, we will wear thongs a lot even though the rest of the sartorial world will shun us - lets see them wear shoes on a 40deg day... Try not to buy anything with graphics or crap on them. The standard black and white double plugger is a winner. Don't wear sandals or anything that has straps and shit. No slip on thong things AKA the adidas bogan special with the bit that goes over your foot. You know what I mean Aussies.

I don't really wear hats so all I can say is no caps backwards or over your eyes. None of them prissy little straw fedoras with the turned up bit you see every metro faggot wearing either

Sunglasses. Buy quality. No Kanye shutter shades. The new style aviators that are appearing are cool. No huge plastic chunkers. If you already have some Wayfarers then keep them - if you don't then don't buy some like every other fucker.

[Diesel]

3 quarter-lengths :cool:

[AstronomyDomine]

Sweet blog

[Mr Smith]

hard

i wear boardies, close fitting t shirts n polos, prada sunnies. :)

[Bigface]

None of them prissy little straw fedoras with the turned up bit you see every metro faggot wearing either.

I own one of those...:(

[cant b bothered]

I'm spending this summer in skinny black jeans and plainish long sleeved tops. Can't go wrong.

[ComradeAsh]

Okay. Summer. It's hot. You don't wear much. Can't go wrong right? Wrong.

You better not be wearing shorts that go below the knee. Fuck that, you don't want shorts that touch your knees. Above knee shorts only, okay?

Shoes. Get some basic white plimsolls or some light 'boat-shoe' style things. Of course, we will wear thongs a lot even though the rest of the sartorial world will shun us - lets see them wear shoes on a 40deg day... Try not to buy anything with graphics or crap on them. The standard black and white double plugger is a winner. Don't wear sandals or anything that has straps and shit. No slip on thong things AKA the adidas bogan special with the bit that goes over your foot. You know what I mean Aussies.

Sunglasses. Buy quality. No Kanye shutter shades. The new style aviators that are appearing are cool. No huge plastic chunkers. If you already have some Wayfarers then keep them - if you don't then don't buy some like every other fucker.


1: Whats wrong with long shorts? Above knee shorts show off far too much pastiness and leg hairyness. Actually, what is your opinion on shorts and leg hairyness?

2: Chucks with thin socks are good for summering. They better not be pulled up (the socks that is)

3: Bawww, At least I already have my wayfarers.

[Ed Lister]

3 quarter-lengths :cool:

Oh good god, fuck no. Unless it's a pair of old jeans rolled up.


i wear boardies, close fitting t shirts n polos, prada sunnies.

I'm assuming your boardies are the longer style, synthetic, Billabong/Ripcurl/Quicksilver type right? You might want to take a look at this... I would try and keep them to the beach. Get yourself a fitted pair of cotton shorts and a belt to go with the polos. Win.

I own one of those...

Unless it's a good quality or a nicely worn in one with a few bits of stray straw and a ratty look to it, burn it.

I'm spending this summer in skinny black jeans and plainish long sleeved tops. Can't go wrong.

I suppose, when you spend all summer in your mothers study playing WoW and trying to get cam girls to give you free shows it doesn't matter - practically and asthetically - what you wear.

1: Whats wrong with long shorts? Above knee shorts show off far too much pastiness and leg hairyness. Actually, what is your opinion on shorts and leg hairyness?

2: Chucks with thin socks are good for summering. They better not be pulled up (the socks that is)

3: Bawww, At least I already have my wayfarers.

They look like shit. Of course you'll have a little bit of pastiness, that will go away after wearing shorter shorts for a week or so as you get some sun on them. It just gets more win. Leg hairyness is fine. Rock what you got, unless you are some ape man with large tufts of thick black hair, woman will appreciate a bit of leg.

Ah yes, forgot to mention this. Chucks rock for summer. You can even wear them without socks.

Don't worry, they're still cool.

[cant b bothered]

I suppose, when you spend all summer in your mothers study playing WoW and trying to get cam girls to give you free shows it doesn't matter - practically and asthetically - what you wear.


1. You seem to have some serious ego problems.
2. I would like to know why you seem to believe I play WoW, have any interest is girls and use my mothers study.
3. How is my attire impractical or aesthetically displeasing?

[Ed Lister]

1. You seem to have some serious ego problems.
2. I would like to know why you seem to believe I play WoW, have any interest is girls and use my mothers study.
3. How is my attire impractical or aesthetically displeasing?

Doesn't everyone in this modern age?

It was a stab in the dark. Amirite?

Are you serious? Something to do with jeans and long-sleeved shirts being completely ridiculous to wear in a climate with temperatures that range from 30 - 40deg for months on end comes to mind.

What am I, a fucking question machine?

[cant b bothered]

Doesn't everyone in this modern age?

It was a stab in the dark. Amirite?

Are you serious? Something to do with jeans and long-sleeved shirts being completely ridiculous to wear in a climate with temperatures that range from 30 - 40deg for months on end comes to mind.

What am I, a fucking question machine?

Actually, I'm a redhead so long sleeves are worn all year to avoid sun burn from being outside, I cannot stand MMORPGs and I like the penis so don't try to get shows from sluts.

[None Other]

I fucking LOATHE shorts for some reason. I think I will buy me some fatigues for the summer.

In terms of being able to wear what I feel comfortable in though, I prefer cooler season's. A chill puts a spring in one's step.

[Mr Smith]

I'm assuming your boardies are the longer style, synthetic, Billabong/Ripcurl/Quicksilver type right? You might want to take a look at this... I would try and keep them to the beach. Get yourself a fitted pair of cotton shorts and a belt to go with the polos. Win.


that is at the beach homie. cotton shorts, occasionally plaid shorts n belt are cool. I live upper middle class so everyones got air con in their houses n cars, you can wear jeans and still be pretty comfortable.

[Generic Box Of Cookies]

I honestly don't know what the fuck you're talking about when you say "No caps covering your eyes". If you mean that the bill shades your eyes from the sun is a bad thing, then you have your head up your ass and thus you have no need for a practical hat. If you meant it as such where somebody is wearing their hat like Secret Squirrel, I withdraw that comment.


Fashion tip 1: Wear what you think looks good. If people give you shit and you care enough to change, go to the mall and see hundreds of fashion-minded dipshits who have done the homework for you.

Fashion tip 2: Sunglasses are meant to protect your eyes from UV rays, as well as make you look good. Get some shades that provide your eyes with good coverage. Aviators look good on a lot of people, but they don't always provide good coverage. Take a friend sunglass shopping with you. Try on all the glasses in the store, even the ones that you think will look stupid. Out of a couple hundred, you can usually find a few pairs that really appeal to you.

Remember, keep your enemies close. Keep your shades closer. Most shitheads will swipe a pair of nice glasses without hesitation.

[Ed Lister]

Actually, I'm a redhead so long sleeves are worn all year to avoid sun burn from being outside, I cannot stand MMORPGs and I like the penis so don't try to get shows from sluts.

Well I apologise then, I cannot do anything for you. Although I will say two things; you can buy a product called 'Sunscreen' from nearly every shop and roadhouse - look into it - and I'm sure them boys wouldn't mind seeing a bit of leg :)

I honestly don't know what the fuck you're talking about when you say "No caps covering your eyes". If you mean that the bill shades your eyes from the sun is a bad thing, then you have your head up your ass and thus you have no need for a practical hat. If you meant it as such where somebody is wearing their hat like Secret Squirrel, I withdraw that comment.

Yeah, I meant it like that.

Fashion tip 1: Wear what you think looks good. If people give you shit and you care enough to change, go to the mall and see hundreds of fashion-minded dipshits who have done the homework for you..

That's just the problem. By and large, people at the mall dress terribly, as for many people what they think 'looks good', looks like shit. This may not be exclusively their fault. I mean, you can't expect someone to fix their blocked toilet without prior knowledge or a plumber.

Fashion tip 2: Sunglasses are meant to protect your eyes from UV rays, as well as make you look good. Get some shades that provide your eyes with good coverage. Aviators look good on a lot of people, but they don't always provide good coverage. Take a friend sunglass shopping with you. Try on all the glasses in the store, even the ones that you think will look stupid. Out of a couple hundred, you can usually find a few pairs that really appeal to you.

Remember, keep your enemies close. Keep your shades closer. Most shitheads will swipe a pair of nice glasses without hesitation.

This is true.

[Thought Riot]

Am I the only person that thinks that a crooked, sideways, or backwards hat reeks of douchebag?

Or a nigger.

[AstronomyDomine]

Ksubi sucks, and denim shorts are always gay.

Are you just trying to tell everyone your style? Because This is definitely not any sort of standard or norm, as you would find in menswear.

[Ed Lister]

Ksubi sucks, and denim shorts are always gay.

Are you just trying to tell everyone your style? Because This is definitely not any sort of standard or norm, as you would find in menswear.

Ksubi is okay and denim shorts are not always gay. I'm trying to educate people here. If you have any suggestions, please, by all means...

[StarWarsNerd]

I'd love to see a picture of you in your tie dye shirts and denim cut offs.
OP?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/SenYai/GayShorts.jpg

[Ed Lister]

I'd love to see a picture of you in your tie dye shirts and denim cut offs.
OP?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/SenYai/GayShorts.jpg

Ugly shorts, muscle top is terrible, shoes are horrible, cap is shit - however he would probably more fun to party with than you.

[StarWarsNerd]

Ugly shorts, muscle top is terrible, shoes are horrible, cap is shit - however he would probably more fun to party with than you.

Have fun taking it in the ass, that is the kinda of party you're talking about right? You guys won't even have to take your denim cut offs off, just pull to the side. Enjoy.

[Ed Lister]

Have fun taking it in the ass, that is the kinda of party you're talking about right? You guys won't even have to take your denim cut offs off, just pull to the side. Enjoy.

...

Perhaps you should quietly shut the fuck up and go watch the Attack of the Clones for the 100th time.

[john_deer]

Winter Style or Surviving Winter in Canada Without Looking Like a Douche

Fuck, who cares if you look like a douche, stay warm!

Yesterday I worked in -20 C. I had an undershirt, t shirt, fleece sweater, cotten sweater, thermal overalls, and a jacket along with long johns, pajama pants, jeans and the overalls. Sure I looked like a hobo but I was hot as hell.



I wish I was in Australia :(

[AstronomyDomine]

Winter Style or Surviving Winter in Canada Without Looking Like a Douche

Fuck, who cares if you look like a douche, stay warm!

Yesterday I worked in -20 C. I had an undershirt, t shirt, fleece sweater, cotten sweater, thermal overalls, and a jacket along with long johns, pajama pants, jeans and the overalls. Sure I looked like a hobo but I was hot as hell.



I wish I was in Australia :(

You should get some cashmere or alpaca. You really ought to stay away from cotton if you're going for warmth. All you're doing is adding layers of cotton when you could go for a less bulky and less restrictive outfit by incorporating more efficient materials.

[StarWarsNerd]

...

Perhaps you should quietly shut the fuck up and go watch the Attack of the Clones for the 100th time.

I better pull out the ointment because that one really burned.

[AstronomyDomine]

I better pull out the ointment because that one really burned.

Actually, silver sulfadiazine will be much more effective for a particularly bad burn. An ointment applied to a new bun actually prevents the burn from breathing and dissipating heat--Making things worse.

[Ed Lister]

Actually, silver sulfadiazine will be much more effective for a particularly bad burn. An ointment applied to a new bun actually prevents the burn from breathing and dissipating heat--Making things worse.

Actually, silver sulfadiazine ointment is a common treatment for burns. An ointment being simply a viscous semisolid preparation used topically on a variety of body surfaces. Just so you know, you know?

[AstronomyDomine]

Actually, silver sulfadiazine ointment is a common treatment for burns. An ointment being simply a viscous semisolid preparation used topically on a variety of body surfaces. Just so you know, you know?

I'll save everyone your half-assed attempt at a joke and the first sentence wikipedia copy & paste and point out your shortcomings.

Silver Sulfadiazine aka silvadene cream is a... well, it's a cream. Not an ointment.

Ointment implies oil, also dictionary:

ointment |ˈointmənt|
noun
a smooth oily preparation that is rubbed on the skin for medicinal purposes or as a cosmetic.

[Ed Lister]

I'll save everyone your half-assed attempt at a joke and the first sentence wikipedia copy & paste and point out your shortcomings.

Silver Sulfadiazine aka silvadene cream is a... well, it's a cream. Not an ointment.

Ointment implies oil, also dictionary:

ointment |ˈointmənt|
noun
a smooth oily preparation that is rubbed on the skin for medicinal purposes or as a cosmetic.

This is entirely off-topic and I should of never tried to correct you in the first place - you don't seem to be the person that can admit they are wrong - so if you would like to continue this in Lab-Tips or another, more appropriate forum, please post there and I will be on-hand to correct you with references to reputed medical journals where Silver Sulfadiazine ointment is used in the treatment of burns.

Now, anyone got any clothing tips for summer?

[AstronomyDomine]

I will be on-hand to correct you with references to reputed medical journals where Silver Sulfadiazine ointment is used in the treatment of burns.


Fuck you, go ahead.

Never apply an ointment to burns

and


Ointment: A medication preparation that is applied topically (onto the skin). An ointment has an oil base whereas a cream is water-soluble. (The word ointment comes from the Latin ungere meaning anoint with oil).

contrasted with

Silver Sulfadiazine
Pronouncation: (SILL-ver SULL-fah-DIE-ah-zeen)
Class: Burn preparation

Trade Names:
Silvadene
- Cream 10 mg/g in a water-miscible base

What do we learn from all this?

1. Ointment has an oil base, while cream has a water-soluble base.
2. Silvadene is a cream, with a water-soluble base.
3. Silvadene is not ointment.

[The_Seventh_Artist]

Don't let the climate and weather dictate what you wear!
Mind over matter! Fashion and style over comfort.
Burn all your tie-dye t-shirts. Wear long sleeve dress shirts. A waistcoat is a must especially to those who like to look classy. A cardigan is also an option for layering. Do not wear shorts! Get rid of all your flip-flops and sandals, wear oxfords and boots. Add in a nice blazer or coat. Wear a pea coat, duffel coat or a trench coat. Put some black gloves on to be more dandy and gentlemanly looking.

[StarWarsNerd]

Awesome, I totally didn't mean to derail this thread, but I totally did. +1

[StarWarsNerd]

Wear a pea coat, duffel coat or a trench coat. Put some black gloves on to be more dandy and gentlemanly looking.
I haven't been agreeing with the OP in this thread, but you're a fucking moron. Not only is it uncomfortable to wear winter coats and gloves in the summer, it's also not fashionable. Fashion changes with the seasons, why the fuck would you wear a fucking pea-coat and gloves in the fucking summer?

[The_Seventh_Artist]

I haven't been agreeing with the OP in this thread, but you're a fucking moron. Not only is it uncomfortable to wear winter coats and gloves in the summer, it's also not fashionable. Fashion changes with the seasons, why the fuck would you wear a fucking pea-coat and gloves in the fucking summer?

Well I was just joking about it.
Anyways, it's okay to be quite uncomfortable since being fashionable doesn't really equate to being comfortable with what you wear. Also I believe it was only in the contemporary period that fashion changes with the seasons. The fashion business lead us into thinking that we have to change our clothing every season. So if you're rich or spend most of your money in clothing, you can keep up and the poor ones and thrifty are left with the "unfashionable" or non-trendy clothes because they lack the ability to buy fashionable clothing.
Also, what I just mentioned are some of the basics for a man to have. Something that can hardly go out of style like the boots, oxfords and the trench coat.