... was a woman?

http://www.youdamnkid.com/d/19990301.html



I like the idea (makes the idea of a messiah more belivable to me for some reason.) but I don't know what others kind impact it would have.

Well, he did act rather effeminately.

Edit - Grammatical Error

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1. He had to feed a crowd, at a moment’s notice, when there was no food.

2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it.

3. Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do.

He told us that we have 2 choices, when we only really have one. I mean cmon, obey and get into heaven, disobey and go to hell.

Well, I think we've exhausted the female deity jokes.

Jesus didn't say anything of the kind.

It wasn't what He said, it was the tone of voice He said it in

Is Jesus God?

Well, I hope this aint gonna go to waste on you, but yes he is God, we all are.

Everything is part of god and we are all on a journey back to god, our life is a process of us realising that.

Jesus realised it, that's why he claimed to be god.

If you haven't yet realised it you re-incarnate until you acheive the understanding that we are all part of god.

Uh... that's two choices there, buddy.