From what I understand of Christianity, you guys believe Jesus will return some day. I am wondering, if he returns in the same way as he originaly came, an imaculant conseption(sp). In our modern day technology of abortion, What if Jesus got aborted? You think God would be realy pissed? This is actually a serious question, I am not trying to make fun of your religion.

Actually to go along with that, would he have to be Jewish born as well, since he was King of the Jews before? I never really thought of how they conceived his return.

That is not how he is going to come anyway. After he resurrected he ascended into heaven and when he returns he will descend onto earth.

2,000+ years and no Jesus later, here we still are, and people keep saying "Get ready" like he's gonna show up any second now.

hehe, well thats very interesting actually I will have to think about that. If the Stories of God smiting people is true, than the poor mother will face the wrath of him.

Whatever happens, chances are it'll be 'in accordance with the scriptures'

You mean the ones edited and written by Man? Or of course, nothing will happen at all...and we can all go back to living in fear, Or not as the case may be.

Christians believe that Jesus will desend from the sky, after all sorts of bad things happen first.

The virgin mary was chosen for her outstading moral conduct and purity in spirit. If such a woman exists, I don't think she'd get herself aborted.

The world will likely end in some unbiblical fashion like a gargantual asteroid pummeling all life into oblivion.