Hidden Messages in Aladdin?
by BoJaNgLeZ
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One night my friend and myself got high. No.....we got really really REALLY high. Anyway, whenever we hang out we always pop in a disney movie. The nights before it had been beauty and the beast and pinnochio. Let me just tell you if you think beauty and the beast is a pansy movie then you can go to hell because you can trip so hard off that movie you'll shit your self(we all did much much dXm) So back to the point. we had put in aladin in the vcr which let me tell you was a very difficult task keeping in mind we were x-tremely stoned. The first thing we noticed in the movie which im sure everyone knows is that in the beggining the salesman trys to sell the people watching the movie a hookah which is also a coffee maker. We had to rewind that park at least 3 times cus it was great. Another amazing thing we noticed was that when Jaffar had aladin go into the cave on one of the walls of gold there was a patch of gold shrooms growing on the side. No fucking shit! watch that part v-e-r-y carfully and you will see what I mean.
There is a very peculuar resemblence of the sultin to Jerry Garcia. Yep thats right. The sultan is played by Jerry Garcia its just that in the credits they forgot to put his name. All you gotta do is imagine a guitar in his hands and voila! I was a real horny bastard that night and i could swear you could see the princesses poontang through those white pants. But im not exactly sure about that one. Its really wiered how the people in that movie regard flying carpets. Its like flying carpets were a common thing of the era sorta like how computers are of our time. The fucking people in that movie dont even aknownedge the fact that theres a fucking flying carpet....bastards. One last thing folks if you are really stoned like we were it turns out every character is stoned, especially Jaffar and the sultan when jaffar hypnotizes him.
So yeah just a little hint if you guys have nothing better to do and wanna have some fun find aladdin from your childhood past, pop it in...and enjoy.
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