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Christianity

Come join our cult, little children. God loves you so much that he will take you to heaven if you believe in this book of Jewish folktales. And if you don't believe, then he will send you to a place where there is fire and burning and pain and torment forever and ever. But he loves you. Sort of like how Santa only brings toys to kids who believe.

A Biblical Response to the Feminist Agenda
A True Belief
 Fuck that shit. What is Christianity, really?
A call to heresy
A commentary on Black Theology (he means _libera
A little chat with Santa.. (Funny!)
A story about Santa
Against Embellishing the Body by Clement of Alexandria
 The Instructor, Book III, Chapter II. Clement attacks women for adorning themselves with makeup (spending all day fixing themselves up), being harlots, etc, etc. Clement was an Early (Christian) Church father who "knew" what it was all about.
Age of Reason -- Part 1 by Thomas Paine
 In Part One, Thomas Paine really attacks Christianity, Islam, the Bible, Quran, etc, etc.
Age of Reason -- Part 2 by Thomas Paine
 In Part Two, Thomas Paine lays into the Old and New Testament. "Whence arose all the horrid assassinations of whole nations of men, women, and infants, with which the Bible is filled; and the bloody persecutions, and tortures unto death and religious wars."
All Women are Harlots and Temptresses by Achan The Truthful
 All Women are harlots and temptresses, it has been this way since humans were around. They lie, cheat, and manipulate men but it still doesn't satisfy their lust and perversions.
An Overview of the No- Name Church
Are you a brainwashed Christian?
Article about the theological aspects of Bruce Coc
Ascii pictures of jesus on the cross
Becoming a Eunuch for God's Kingdom. by Matthias
 Jesus commanded those who can make themselves eunuchs should. Here is why we should do it and instructions on how (to castrate yourself.)
Benny Hinn, world famous televangelist, faith-healer, exposed... by Bob Keown
 A Dateline broadcast that exposes Benny Hinn, a world famous faith healer. You may know him from his TV show, crusades, or his books. Dateline investigates him for several years, and exposes him on TV for the first time.
Bible Contradictions
 "Every word of God proves true." says the Bible, Proverbs 30:5. Is the Bible, then, entirely the word of God? Does every word prove true? Also, is the traditional King James bible an inspired translation, literal, infallable, down to every jot and title, as some denominations have claimed? Consider the following. and decide...
Bible Verses That Fall on 4:20 by Zerataul
 Contains verses that fall on 4:20 and somehow, even if unintentionally, relate to marijuana.
Bible study outlining why baptism is not necessary
Bible- related internet journals
Biblical contradictions
Bibliography of Cornerstone articles related to ri
Blood Atonement Was Necessary by Charles Taze Russell
 Charles T. Russell's (Jehovah's Witnesses founder) sermon on why the Blood Atonement was necessary.
Book Of Abraham by Joseph Smith, Jr.
 Book of Abraham is a book translated from papyrus scolls obtained by Joseph Smith, Jr founder of Mormonism in the 1800's.
Book Of Moses by Joseph Smith, Jr.
 Book of Moses is found in the Pearl of Great Price in the Mormon (Latter-Day Saints) scriptures.
Catholicism by dc
 Yes, there has been violence on the part of some, I repeat, some in the Catholic Church.
Christian Atheism - Oxymoron or Truth? by Hexadecimal
 When I'm short of time to give a full list of descriptors for my religious beliefs, I will often describe myself as a Christian atheist. An oxymoron, I know, but I will explain my reasoning behind such, and the developement of my beliefs.
Christianity Conspiracy by scuzzy-elo
 Thoughts on how the Bible could have been written to conform the future inhabitants of the earth.
Christianity is False by John C. Piles
 This article addresses why Christianity is not the 'right religion.' It also describes how it is affecting America.
Christianity is a Hoax
Christianity: Fear is the Trap
Christianity: Hope is the Bait
Codex Junius 11 (Christ & Satan)
 Anglo-Saxon Christian poetic account of the fall of the Angels.
Codex Junius 11 (Daniel)
 Anglo-Saxon Christian poetic account of The Book of Daniel.
Codex Junius 11 (Exodus)
 Translation of the poetic Anglo-Saxon Christian account of Exodus.
Codex Junius 11 (Genesis A & B)
 Translation of the Christian Anglo-Saxon poetic version of the Genesis account.
Comparison of Scripture and Catholic teaching; not
Contradictions in the Bible
Creation Theory by PHUQU-master
 A little somethin-somethin that is a little off the deep end.
Creationist Bullshit
Creationist Textbook gets blasted
Deutercanonical Books of the Bible/Apocrypha
Disappointed doomsday worshippers unleash fury at
Elves Magic Words
Entire text of the King James Bible
Essay on what the Bible *really* says about homose
Every Idle Word by Charles Taze Russell
 Charles Taze Russell's (Founder of Jehovah's Witnesses) commentary on the passage about idle words and how people have to answer to them on Judgement Day.
Fatal Misconceptions: A Defense of Christian Aplogetics by Goj
 There are many believe that proof denies faith.Often people use Douglas Adams' "Babel Fish" to demonstrate how counterproductive apologetics are to Christianity. I want to demonstrate how these misconceptions are contradictory to the Bible's teachings, and thus render them false.
Games Elves Play! Ooo
Generic school prayer
Genesis and the Big Bang: Can Science and the Bible agree? by Jonathan Ante
 I wrote this article to confound the ignorant morons out there who think that to believe in God is uncouth and dim-witted. I am prepared to challenge anyone with a half a brain to a duel to the death! This article will present an educated perspective that will force both the Christian and the Agnostic to consider all the evidence and not just their narrow point of view. The vast majority of my references were from skeptics and atheists alike. I wrote this in an attempt to remain unbiased till conclusions could be drawn in the end.
George's Christmas Carol by Anearfull
 Sing to the tune of "Must Be Santa".
God's Voice: REVEALED by Mental Ego
 Many throughout the years (biblical and non) have claimed to hear the voice of a deep and powerful being. Others, have just heard voices. But, I'll keep it simple and clarify God's.
God: Good or Evil? A long discussion by BBSers
Gospel of Matthew (in Middle English) by John Wycliffe
 Middle English Translation of the Gospel of Matthew from the 1300's A.D.
History and description of exorcism #1
History and description of exorcism #2
Homosexuals & Salvation ; a commentary (JPUSA #31
How the Elves first met Santa
 Limlim the Hunter dwelt with his people in the farthest reaches of the Canadian forst. Every day he went forth to find food for all the others. They ate well because of Limlim's skill, enjoying the juiciest meat, the plumpest berries, the tastiest spring water. The elves were happy, and they were safe...
I Have Seen The Golden Plates. by Daniel Young III
 This is a first hand account by a man that was permitted to see the Golden Plates the Book of Mormon was translated from. Also he has a converstation with an "Angel of the Lord" and Joseph Smith, Jr. the founder of the Latter-Day Saints (Mormons)
Infancy Gospel by Thomas
 Infancy Gopel by Thomas is a book that didn't make it into the New Testament, it tells of the boyhood years of Jesus Christ. There is also Greek A and Greek B text translations too that are slightly different, this a translation from the Latin Text version. Enjoy.
Information on the Accuracy of the Bible
Inherit the Wind: A Hollywood History of the 1925
Jehovah's Good Pleasure Shall Prosper by Charles Taze Russell
 Another sermon from Charles Taze Russell (Founder of the Jehovah's Witnesses.)
Jesus Loves You! Kill Yourself and Meet Him! by Stephen Ducat
 The humiliation and joyless vapidity of daily existence, where life is only survival, is a part of necessary suffering, in accord with HIS plan, which will cleanse your soul for the afterlife to come.
Jesus becomes initiated in the ways of the Wise
Jesus' divinity, a scriptural proof (JPUSA #29)
Lack of Belief by kittiekittie
 From Catholicism to... nothing.
Life Of Pastoral Russell by E. D. Stewart
 Another biography about Charles Taze Russell (The founder of the Jehovah's Witnesses).
Message of Mother Teresa of Calcutta to the Intern
Millennial Dawn: A Counterfeit of Christianity. by Prof. William G. Moorehead
 Article in the "Fundamentals: A Testimony of the Truth" which attacks Jehovah's Witnesses and why it is a false Christianity.
Money- saving tips for homseschoolers
Mormon Articles of Faith by Joseph Smith Jr.
 What the Latter-Day Saints (aka. Mormons) believe.
On The Moral Aspects of Stupidity by f4113n
 A brief and contrived examination of stupidity in regard to the judeo-christian system of punitive theology
Paul to the Laodiceans
 Apocyphal text of Paul to the Laodiceans.
Pearl of Great Price: Matthew by Joseph Smith Jr.
 Taken from the Pearl of Great Price book, Matthew is an extract from the testimony of Matthew in Joseph Smith's Translation of the Bible.
Professional Wrestlers vs Televangelists
Psalm 118:8... Center of the Bible, and much much more by David of Marion
 Mathematical proof that God is in more control than you think.
Psalms of Yahweh
 Book of Psalms from the Old Testament. This translation (The World English Bible) uses Yahweh (God's Personal name) in every spot where it was written (Which is alot.) Example, "Yahweh is my shepherd, I shall lack nothing..." (Psalm 23)
Rants from a Christian BBS
Religion as Mass Hysteria by The Villige Idiot
 It is only when like people of like minds come together and educate the others that this scourge can be reigned in. Make no mistake about it this force of evil is strong. These fable makers have had thousands of years to work their evil into every corner of humanity, but there is a light that has been lit to show the way out of the darkness of these evil times.
Santa's Clothes!
Santa's favorite Jokes. Yay
Santa, all time BEST KEPT SECRET
Satan by B.A. Livingstone
 An answer to the question.. who is Satan?
Sex in God's Words by NaTaS
 The Bible is a Perverted, Nasty little Porno...Don't Believe me? Well Just read this Essay I wrote with quotes Directly from The Bible.
Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God by Jonathan Edwards
 Famous fire and brimstone sermon delivered in Enfield, Connecticut 1741 by Jonathan Edwards that struck fear into people and lead to conversions and at least a few suicides.
Some comments on Homosexuality & the Bible
Studies in Contrast: The Doctrine of Christ
Suicide Bombers will not enter Heaven by Vincent Bemowski
 The day is coming when the people of Iraq will be truly free. Terrorists will be punished for their cowardly deeds.
Test those Christians by Ammond Shadowcraft
 A non-believer's guide for testing the True Christian.
Text on the Future and Prophecy of popacy
The 95 Theses by Rev. Martin Luther
 These are the famous ninety-five theses, which Reverend Father Martin Luther, a German theologian and Augustinian monk, posted on the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg, Germany, on October 31st, 1517, critiquing the Catholic Church and inspiring the Protestant Reformation.
The Angelic Conspiracy and the End Times Deception
The Battle of Armageddon by Charles Taze Russell
 Studies in the Scriptures, Volume 4, Study 11. Jehovah's Witnesses founder study on the Battle of Armageddon.
The Bible, Both Testaments, King James Version
The Book of Common Prayer: E- text Edition (Americ
The Confessions of Saint Augustine
 Great art Thou, O Lord, and greatly to be praised; great is Thy power, and Thy wisdom infinite. And Thee would man praise; man, but a particle of Thy creation; man, that bears about him his mortality, the witness of his sin, the witness that Thou resistest the proud: yet would man praise Thee; he, but a particle of Thy creation.
The Day Of Jehovah by Charles Taze Russell
 Studies in the Scriptures Volume One, Study 15. Charles Taze Russell's (Jehovah's Witnesses founder) study on the day of Jehovah, what it is, what it will be like, etc.
The Gospel According to Mary Magdalene
 Mary Magdalene's Gospel account, most complete version available. Note only ONE manuscript copy has survived history and it is missing the first three chapters.
The Gospel of Matthew by Matthew
 This is the King James translation of the Gospel of Matthew.
The Gospel of Philip
 The Gospel of Philip is the text that says Jesus kissed Mary Magdalene on the mouth. "...loved her more than all the disciples, and used to kiss her often on her mouth."
The Gospel of Thomas by Thomas
 A non-canonized book by Thomas, one of the disciples of Jesus, supposedly of Jesus' sayings.
The Gospel of the Lord by Marcion by Marcion
 Marcion was excommunicated by the church in 144 A.D. Marcion taught Jesus came to reveal a new god different from the Old Testament God. Here is his Gospel count of Jesus called the Christ.
The Hypostasis of the Archons
 Gnostic Christianity's retold story on the creation of humans, a blurb about the flood, etc.
The Institute for Creation Research
The Judgement Scene Before the Great White Throne by Charles Taze Russell
 Jehovah's Witnessess founder's sermon on what the judgement before the great white throne will be like.
The Late Pastor Russell by Joseph Franklin Rutherford
 A Biographical Sketch of Charles Taze Russell's life and works by the second president of the Jehovah's Witnessess.
The Legion of the Archangel Michael in Romania
The Shepherd by Hermas by Hermas
 A popular text among early Christians but didn't make it into the New Testament. The book consists of five visions, twelve commandments, and ten parables. Interesting indeed.
The Story of Mormonism by James Edward Talmage
 The Story of Mormonism and The Philosophy of Mormonism, a collection of lectures.
The Time is At Hand by Charles Taze Russell
 Studies in the Scriptures, Volume 2, Study 10. Jehovah's Witnesses founder's study teaching that the end is coming soon, etc, etc, etc.
The Vision of Paul the Apostle
 The Vision of Paul the Apostle is about Paul being show Heaven and Hell. In his vision of Hell it has graphic depictions of punishments such has worms coming out of peoples noses, flesh being torn, eaten by beasts, etc. They should have put this in the Bible.
The basis of the New Testament and its validity in
The complete manuscript of David Koresh, as writte
The end of the world is coming soon!
The gates of hell opened?
The teaching of the Lord to the Gentiles
Theories on Christianity by Suzukimethod
 Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. The story is not as straight as it seems.
Things You Won't Hear in Church by NaTaS
 When you're in church they say a lot of good things -- but what about the other things the Bible actually says?
Two lies told about the King James Bible
What does the Bible REALLY say about family values
Whatever happened to the Dead Sea Scrolls?
Where Are The Dead? by Charles Taze Russell
 A sermon from Charles Taze Russell (Founder of the Jehovah's Witnesses) on where the dead are.
Where did Santa Come from? Read this
Who is God?
 The Prayer of an Atheist who Loves God.
Why Christianity is Fake
 The strange case of Mssr. Abelard Reuchelin and his deduction that... Christianity is a hoax.
Why I Believe in God by Eric
 There are no true Christians, but we can get pretty close, right?
Why Santa Sez Ho Ho Ho
Why Santa gives Lumps of Coal
Zeeker The Elf's favorite Story
 
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