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Grab a beer and remember to put some hotdogs out for Captain America so he kills a bunch of Commies and Nazis. Meanwhile, enjoy some Hulk Hogan.

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Ugh, their onions are fucking slimy and gross.

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Nice. And you dont have to fall off ladders.

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I remember back when the sega CD came out everyone thought that cut scenes with real actors and green screens were the top of the shelf. Like how could you get better than real people doing things? Mortal combat was done like that and it looks like shit. I can't imagine what it will look like in the...

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AngryIVer wrote: ↑
Thu Jul 02, 2020 6:11 pm

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Thu Jul 02, 2020 12:08 pm
huffed raid
Ah, I see you're a Totsean of culture

It's not Jakem but it will do I guess.

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People are saying that she will be dead by the end of the day. Who will she give up as being a kiddy diddler?

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Small fun note, I accidentally huffed burning raid once as a child. I was setting ants on fire with raid (redundant I know) and i took in a big breath to laugh and the burning raid gas went right up my nose and down my throat. It burned the inside of my head pretty good. I couldn't smell right for a...

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Gotta admit, it sounds like ass. But Punk sounds like ass to a lot of people and I like that so to each their own.

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I work in an essential industry, no vacation for me. Although I am looking forward to that second stimulus check that Trump said was going to be bigger.

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AngryIVer wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 01, 2020 5:14 am
I had more time to look at the Wiki entry (I was curious why 1 didn't follow those rules) and noticed a lot of numbers ending in 0?

Beats me. I don't know why it happens. I'm no genius.

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Little factoid: The longest progression for any initial starting number less than 100 million is 63,728,127, which has 949 steps. For starting numbers less than 1 billion it is 670,617,279, with 986 steps, and for numbers less than 10 billion it is 9,780,657,630, with 1132 steps. It gets extra weird...

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AngryIVer wrote: ↑
Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:58 pm
3n+1 being 3xn+1, right?

yes

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Are you smart? Think you're smarter than the worlds math geniuses? Try and figure this out. Two rules to this game: If even: n/2 If odd: 3n+1 n being any whole number. No matter what whole number you pick it will always end in 4, 2, and lastly 1. Any 4th grader can do this math, but the trick is why...

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That is all.

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Wasn't sure where to put this, so I decided to put it here. https://biohack.me/ This is a form I recently came across when researching magnet implants for electromagnetic detection through your skin. Apparently theres a sub community of people called bio hackers or "grinders" that do things like RFI...

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Kheron wrote: ↑
Fri Jun 26, 2020 10:15 am
Crows are cool af. If you befriend them they bring you shit, I've heard?

You are correct.

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Jesus CHRIST. Every time I fucking look I wish I would have invested the last time I looked. Although right now seems like a reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal risky time to get Bitcoin. It's not at a real all time low, and it's not far from a (realistic) all time high. It's not tanking and it's not in a bubbl...

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You know what's fucking everywhere? Plastic bottle garbage. If you're ever wondering what you should put in a bug out bag, you might want to consider this. Here is a simple video on how to make an easy version of it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHdrCXmMIEA Now that you have the general idea how ...

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If you have guts of iron, you can get into crypto. just do yourself a favor and don't check it every day.

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Crows understand water displacement.

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From what I hear locks aren't ever meant to keep everyone out and can never realistically do that. They just deter lazy people that don't want to put in the effort. I would say more like they're meant to block all but the most determined people. The cheaper the lock the easier it is to get in sure,...

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Yep. That's basically all a pick gun does. Hell you can make a pick gun out of an old electric tooth brush if you're slick enough. It gets harder the more expensive the lock by basically novel means. For example, soda pop machines have a circular pin system that you need a special(and expensive) pic...

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So what you're saying is take away the police and you get more crime? Ohhhhhh oh noooooo.

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I just cleaned my harley

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As for BLM: I knew that shit was racist when they would lose their shit about #alllivesmatter What they're doing is something called semantic overload. Semantic overload is when something said means more than one thing. I personally like to call this the "or else" method of debate. They're not sayi...

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https://newtotse.com/oldtotse/en/drugs/psychedelics/absinthewhyits179532.html The myth of "chasing the green fairy" is one I have never experienced. In many states Absinthe used to be illegal because of the mild hallucinogenic properties. Recently in my state it had become legal. One of my trips to ...

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Welcome to what anyone right of the current Overton window has had to deal with since Obama. It's gotten so bad in places where all they want is foot soldiers to do their bidding. BLM quite literally will say "Silence is violence" and "Be quiet when black voices are speaking" in the same sentence. A...

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https://newtotse.com/oldtotse/en/phreak/boxes_old_and_new/beigeboxing179541.html This is actually a pretty good article that can build you a old time beige box, not that you really need one anymore. Hackers used to use these to connect themselves to a house or a neighborhood trunk line to do dangero...

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Usually bots have identifiable names like igns1234 but it looks like we've seen at least 3 or 4 new people in the past few days that seem to be real people, but no posts by them? Come on suckas, add to the conversations. I want to learn more.

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There's been some weirdness on YTs end when it comes to the way Brave blocks ads. In the main tab, everything is blocked. But if you open a video in a new tab, you get ads. So far people are only saying "It's something YT has done, we have to wait for a fix" but the tab system is weird in other ways...

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Excuse me, Jeff didn't kill Totse, he gave it to Zok and Zok killed it.

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https://newtotse.com/oldtotse/en/bad_ideas/guns_and_weapons/blowgun.html This is actually a good article minus a bit of over engineering. Blowguns have been used by man for thousands of years to kill small game and even huge game. Here is a video of a man doing just that. https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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You would make this into an article. Jail House Cuisine, By AngryIVer.

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So you don't heat it at all?

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AngryIVer wrote: ↑
Sat Jun 13, 2020 7:12 am
That shitty game that was only even a blip on the radar because of the Ellen Page shower scene?

It was the one with the zombies and the older guy protecting the teen girl. I don't know if it had a shower scene in it or not.

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I call bullshit. The first one wasn't too good if you ask me, now the second one seems to be just a bunch of the same. When ever something is widely criticized or praised, it makes me think there's shananagins afoot. Considering how AAA game devs are shifty anyway, I wouldn't be shocked if they paid...

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kingoffrogs wrote: ↑
Fri Jun 12, 2020 1:14 pm
What about mulberries? Ive heard that they can get you a little high.

Never heard that. You can make them into mulberry wine and you can get drunk.

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Damn, I bet hospitals are not a fun place right now. Has Covid made things pretty difficult? More than usual, less than what you might think. I already got covid during the beginning of the whole thing so I'm not real worried about it. The worst part is having to teach people who should already know.

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It's not a bad job, but it's in a hospital where a lot of the nurses don't even know what to do with the covid patients. I can't fathom how they keep their jobs when I know more about how to deal with the pandemic than they do.

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No clue how many of the old guard are here. I left OG Totse long before Jeff killed it so I only remember a few people. I like to post here and try and recreate the little slice of heaven I had when I was a teen. It's fun to dig through the old archives and see how things stack up. Really most of th...

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