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Just saw an article about it. Season 2(?) whatever the new season is, has seen a 80% drop in audience. SHOCKER.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v27rfaoB2Y&feature=share Nick Cage has put out a bevy of garbage movies in his time, this one may be one of them but by God I feel like it's going to be a winner. Ever play FNAF and think, those mother fuckers. If I had a bat and I could leave this fucking office ins...

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Helladamnleet wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 19, 2021 6:20 am
Oh, but kids can have Kevlar backpacks.

I have no idea how this is going to work. Does a kevlar/steel plate count as armor?

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https://www.lawofficer.com/new-york-ballistic-vests/

I literally can't fathom why they're banning body armor. It's not a gun, it's entirely defensive. They're literally trying to remove your ability to protect yourself in a defensive way. What the ever loving fuck is New York up too?

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Helladamnleet wrote: ↑
Sun Jan 17, 2021 1:02 am
This is that guy that was in the Discord talking about how I'm the feds and how he was deleting all his guides.

I was wondering why he never came back. It's a sad day when you can't even post OG Totse stuff for fear of getting busted by the feds.

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If you're going to be a Slav, you gotta squat like a slav.

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I still unfortunately need Facebook for a lot of things, but I certainly don't use it as a platform for my opinion. Strictly for talking to family and sharing photos. *slap* YOU DON'T NEEEED SHIT! You can still use messenger after deactivating your FB. But at the end of the day our rights are going...

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A few obvious gross ones but likely will get or has been taken off Amazon:

Turner Diaries
Mein Kampf
The Poisonous Mushroom
The Brigade

Now ones that you wouldn't expect
Huckleberry Finn

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I used to do BASIC a long time ago, I've since needed to some relearning. Python is good for beginners. A lot of people will say some version of C. My suggestion is get a good environment/compiler ( I think they're still called that) that will pick up a lot of syntax errors and such. RUBY on the rai...

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This seems to be gaining steam as Amazon is purging more and more of their books and google is actually going into your google drive to erase files (the great replacement for example). I've also heard reports of Facebook going in to your DMs to erase content or links that THEY deem problematic. So I...

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Every culture has their on gopnik. In the USA we call them hoodlums, in Australia they call them bogans. It's really just a term for what that society calls a low class city person.

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My favorite part is the amount of riots incited by people that go completely unpunished. The people aren't getting punished that's for sure, that and it's showing how hypocritical the politicians are who spent the entire summer saying RIOTS OK! then when the right does it everyone freaks the fuck o...

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Because they have nothing now. Trump's impeachment doesn't matter because 1) he'll never get found guilty of inciting a riot, so he won't not be able to run, and 2) it doesn't matter if he's president. He doesn't need to be to be heard. Fuck Twitter's pussy asses. ANTIFA has came out and ADMITTED t...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnFOP5kIr2w Why exactly is this so easy you may ask? Well rabbits don't have a lot of connective tissue when it comes to their skin. They don't quite float around in it, but they also aren't nearly as hard to skin as other animals. Neat trick to know if you don't exac...

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The real question is if the Republicans knew that the Democrats were going to cheat (and they most certainly did) why the fuck didn't the Republicans cheat more? It's like steroids, if it was made legal everyone would juice and be on the same level playing field.

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Fonaplats wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 12, 2021 10:06 pm
Did I miss anything?

We had a big gay meetup orgy. People kept asking, where is that huge gay homo Fonaplats? We had to say that you snorted 5lbs of coke and fucked a donkey to death. Everyone then had chicken nuggets and robbed a good will.

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Jeez, I thought you were talking about the front page. I didn't see any porn until I went to the actual forum. Jeez it turned to shit.

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https://www.experimentalpi.com/PiBoy-DMG--Full-Kit_p_18.html 130 dollars is a little steep if you ask me, plus you have to provide your own SD card and games (the games part is obvious for copywrite reasons) and the actual PI. Depending on what you want inside the device, it could run you another 10...

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Imagine drowning in molasses. Fuck that would be awful.

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I think i mean that biden is a conservative wearing a democrat sticker - what do you feel about that? He's an old school democrat, which now seems conservative because of how far left the democrat party has gone to try and court the fringe part of their base. The only problem with that is they're m...

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Are the bottles glass? You could just shatter them. If the bottles are plastic, burn them in a BBQ pit.

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remember 8chan as someone who is as left as you can go, card carrying communist type, i want to know how you feel about the whole "biden is a conservative" thing. i know you are right but are you happy that dems are going right now? Not sure what you mean. Do you mean that the far left is saying Bi...

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The hammer is coming down for a lot of people. This is my prediction that things are going back to the way they were before large social media companies. Forums that allowed for freedom of speech are going to come back into vogue IF they stay loyal to their ideals. Meaning the site owners, Helladamn...

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Another way you can fuck Walmart is external hard drive enclosures with hard drives in them. I'm not sure if they've fixed this yet, but this was a big problem for people in returns. Buy a xTB hard drive in an enclosure and take it apart, removing the good drive and replacing it with a broken drive....

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Nevermind, I found one. It looks a lot like a janky ass early 2000s proggie you found to fuck with people on AOL but it's lean and it works so I'm happy.

It's called sumatraPDF if anyone needs.

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okay so kiwi mops right. for graffiti I never even used them on anything save for a door that was lying in an alley. I need to dispose of them i dont want them. can i just dumpster them? what if cops fingerprint? respond soon. I'd just wipe them down with a caustic chemical if you're that worried o...

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Anyone know of any good converters or readers that don't have me reading or converting through a website?

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I never said anything about not finishing. People waste all this time and money going to school for a degree that does fuck all for them, or don't use the degree that could have them on easy street. Like, if you don't want to be an environmental scientist don't major in environmental science, you k...

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I never said anything about not finishing. People waste all this time and money going to school for a degree that does fuck all for them, or don't use the degree that could have them on easy street. Like, if you don't want to be an environmental scientist don't major in environmental science, you k...

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No one can ruin your shit like a sibling can. I built a computer for my brother and got him new parts. He didn't even bother turning the thing off before trying to put in the new parts and broke the computer. I was so mad.

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were the proud boys there? i would expect them to be they are basically antifa with a 'dont tread on me' sticker I didn't see any there. To be honest though they got a bad rap from the media. People keep calling them white nationalists but they have a half black half Cuban leader. There have been a...

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Helladamnleet wrote: ↑
Thu Jan 07, 2021 12:10 pm
From what I heard it was ANTIFA dressed up as Trumpers.

Some were yeah. I don't think all of them were.

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One woman was shot in the neck by white house security(?) and is in critical condition last I heard.

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Watch the independent media right now. They've stormed the capital building and are there are rumors of shots fired. Government officials have been evacuated.

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Helladamnleet wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 04, 2021 7:26 pm
I feel like I've seen the original picture before

Might have. I posted it on Totse a long time ago if I remember correctly.

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Kinkou's problem was she was an attention whore and a literal whore. What finally did her in is I took screen caps of her being a sloppy drunk and she got offended. Speaking of taking drunk pictures. I took a picture of a user named Hobo when he was passed out drunk on Zoks couch and someone decide...

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Helladamnleet wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 04, 2021 6:19 am
Kinkou?

Na it was a guy who lived in the adjacent town. I believe I met Kinkou once, she didn't seem that annoying.

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Ever play hotline Miami? Well Katana Zero is a lot like that. I don't know much about the story just quite yet but instead of an overhead like GTA1, it's a side scroller. The music is top notch if you like synth and you will die like in Hotline, like die a lot. It's still quite interesting and the d...

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I miss tinypic

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Helladamnleet wrote: ↑
Sun Jan 03, 2021 9:37 pm
Damn, you are a real Totsean.

I knew a dude like that from old totse. He and Zok used to hang out until Zok got sick of him for shooting heroin and stealing his CDs.

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