New Totse

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....... Go on?

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Really? I'm used to everyone having tiny cocks and claiming to have huge cocks.

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I've been getting decent amounts the last few times but this time I might have flown too close the the sun and smoked away all my re-up. I'm scared to weigh it out and find out.

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As long as we spam it with links to newtotse.com

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Well yeah, if the anti-spam shit goes down for even a day I end up deleting hundreds of bot posts.

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DBDK wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 26, 2021 4:38 pm

Das Troll wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 26, 2021 10:36 am
I have my dick tucked up my ass so I can piss whenever I want, store it, then deposit it in the toilet like a gentleman.
Sounds like you are almost sitting down to pee, not impressive.

It's a little impressive. Mine is too big to sit down to piss. It drops in and overflows the toilet.

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Just say General Tsao's Libtards

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I live in an illegal state and people are already doing it. It's fucking wild. That the consent of the governed that people don't realize they have. A law only has power if people follow it. Imagine what would happen if everyone just said no, I'm going to smoke and grow weed, fuck you. I've been sa...

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They do software now. Specifically the QNC used for SpaceX, the software being used in Tesla's new self driving cars, and now just announced a partnership with Baidu

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I live in an illegal state and people are already doing it. It's fucking wild.

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DBDK wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 26, 2021 7:15 am
Then ur zipper pinches your dick.

:/

Nah, I get jeans with extra long zippers to avoid this.

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I don't undo my belt to take a piss. That's why the hole in the front of jeans and underwear is for.

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Nah, I don't fuck with Crypto.... Yet.

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That's lit, dude. Welcome home.

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Like my penis?

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Who cares? Not me.

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Word?

The moooninite bomb thing was fucking hysterical, because obviously I knew what it really was.

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BlackBerry. They do software for a lot of big places, mainly Tesla.

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Who else jumped on the BB rocket last week? It's going to PLUTO, boys!

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I remember back when you were either a man or a queer. No inbetween. Even soft men like paper pushers had a drive to me alpha males, and women swooned over shows of strength.

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Tell you what, I'd vote for Trump in 2024 even knowing I'd be throwing the vote away on a 3rd party.

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Here's a thought: Give them a power that isn't electricity. Just for a start.

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It's all just incredibly insulting to everyone. Fans of the series, black people, white people, Lee Stanford, the original lesser known inventor of Bat Man World United LTD LLC.

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Thanks dank. I've never been a huge Nick Cage fan, but I tend to enjoy movies he's in

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You mean pushing away their key demo and insulting the one they are pandering to was a bad idea!? Surprised_Pika.png

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I'm not sure. The whole world is fucked and I can't keep up

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Oh, but kids can have Kevlar backpacks.

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I personally doubt it has anything to do with here given I've never been contacted to give up IP information, member lists, or anything else like that.

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FuckKiKi wrote: ↑
Sat Jan 16, 2021 8:22 pm

fuckreddit wrote: ↑
Sat Jan 16, 2021 7:00 pm
DMT what the fuck

are you suicidal
Any other psyche what the fuck?

Do you have time for a 9 hour acid trip??

Technically, yes, but acid is pushing it. 4-aco-dmt only lasts 4 hours, so I could be tripping balls every weekend when my wife goes to her mom's for whatever stupid shit they do.

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This is that guy that was in the Discord talking about how I'm the feds and how he was deleting all his guides.

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I'm jelly, I wanna be a slav now

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One thing that surprises me is I never got into LUA scripting. Probably because with most things it takes retarded amounts of code to do basic shit, and barring very special cases it's usually more effective to modify existing code. Honestly, unless you're trying to sell the code, enjoy the challeng...

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You can't post pictures without an account

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I can bullshit my way through some HTML but that's about it. Maybe some Javascript because I did get good at that once upon a time, and Actionscript but that's related to a dead media.

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Fuck 'em, you'll always have Totse offshoots.

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I still unfortunately need Facebook for a lot of things, but I certainly don't use it as a platform for my opinion. Strictly for talking to family and sharing photos.

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True, but what Fuckreddit is describing is pretty distinct. That tracksuit wearing slav look.

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Yeah, but, like, the actual people that incited them, not fucking Donald Trump, the guy who couldn't incite a conga line let alone a riot.

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Holy shit, I didn't know there was a term for this. Please do.

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