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and you never get that closure you require to really move on with it, so you just fake it until one day it eats you alive and you find yourself staring down the barrel of a shit cannon that's ready to blow your head off.

at least youre doing the staring down the barrel instead of it being your shit cannon that someone else is stuffing up there.

hwut

if you dont get that colorful aphorism youll have to dress up in assless chaps and spend some time in either prison or a rough gay biker bar.

All chaps are assless

I figured it out eventually though. Life fucks everyone in the ass, don't worry.

Helladamnleet wrote: ↑

Fri Jul 05, 2019 8:59 pm

All chaps are assless

I figured it out eventually though. Life fucks everyone in the ass, don't worry.

the difference is how much lube it uses and if a reach-around is offered