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Post by AngryIVer » Sat Apr 11, 2020 9:19 pm

They apparently suck. All of them have bad reviews except for the current one on the market, the one I got, which already has a fucked up ring so the lid doesn't stay on right.

Luckily I found a work around that I plan on making a video about.
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Re: Keurig Carafe

Post by Das Troll » Sun Apr 12, 2020 1:23 am

I thought about getting one of those but coffee really isn't my thing.

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Post by AngryIVer » Sun Apr 12, 2020 7:49 am

I wouldn't bother then. They're really only good for if you like coffee but either don't want to make a pot at a time, or get up a different time than your house mates and you wall want hot coffee at the same time.

For teas there's much cheaper options that taste better, and for hot chocolates and such just use a regular mix.
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Re: Keurig Carafe

Post by Fonaplats » Wed Apr 15, 2020 12:27 am

Why don't you take it back and get something good for a good price.
All you are doing is paying for the name.
You think its got some specialty parts or something that cost extra?
Coffee makers been around a long time.

I went to meijer because the Keurig I had (which I bought from Goodwill for $8 and used for the last 9 months) had a crack in it and after coming to the sad conclusion they didn't stock the same model so I couldn't just do a switcheroo at the return counter and with the shitty state of the World I really didn't wanna go look at Walmart.
Well at meijer they had a Keurig for $110 that makes 1 cup of coffee at a fucking time.
I only need 1 fucking cup anyways but I wasn't about to pay $110 for the word Keurig to be molded into the cheap plastic contraption made by a bunch of sexually exploited children in communist china.

But then I saw this beauty which also only makes 1 fucking cup but I only needed 1 cup.
The difference was that this cheap plastic piece of crap put together by a bunch of sexually exploited children in communist china only cost me $45.

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1 button - coffee

use it with pods, pads, bags, filters.

At the end of the day all coffee makers are pieces of shit that are designed cheaply in order to eventually break forcing you to buy another.

If I was a machinist I would make my own fucking coffee maker.
It would be overly elaborate looking yet still very simple and basic just made out of stainless steel and have the name Fonaplats on it.

I could sell them for $450 with a lifetime warranty warranty.

And if you really want good coffee you should focus on the actual fucking coffee.

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Post by AngryIVer » Wed Apr 15, 2020 5:24 am

No thanks. I got a knock-off once and it was garbage.

Sometimes I need 1 cup, sometimes I need a whole pot. Every time I need it fresh.
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Post by murderman143 » Sun Apr 19, 2020 11:01 pm

keurig gots some good ass cappuccinos and shit like ciders and coco,,, like god dam,, so good fr fr

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Post by AngryIVer » Mon Apr 20, 2020 5:39 am

murderman143 wrote:
Sun Apr 19, 2020 11:01 pm
keurig gots some good ass cappuccinos and shit like ciders and coco,,, like god dam,, so good fr fr
Keurig has a lot of innovations too. They've had that data port hidden on the bottom for years now that someone needs to utilize for something.
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Re: Keurig Carafe

Post by murderman143 » Wed Apr 22, 2020 7:55 pm

wait whats that for programing the thing?
your telling me i could reprogram it some how to do somthing its not suppose to?

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Post by Das Troll » Thu Apr 23, 2020 2:53 am

murderman143 wrote:
Wed Apr 22, 2020 7:55 pm
wait whats that for programing the thing?
your telling me i could reprogram it some how to do somthing its not suppose to?
I bet you someone has ported DOOM to it some how.

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Post by AngryIVer » Thu Apr 23, 2020 5:35 am

I guess there's only one accessory made for that port: A coin slot.
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Re: Keurig Carafe

Post by murderman143 » Sun Apr 26, 2020 12:24 am

wait to sell coffees?

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Post by AngryIVer » Sun Apr 26, 2020 7:20 am

Yeah. Pay-per-use Keurig machine.


Brilliant idea, really.
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Re: Keurig Carafe

Post by murderman143 » Sun Apr 26, 2020 9:44 am

time to start a business , and get them put in at drunk stops and shit! xD

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Post by AngryIVer » Sun Apr 26, 2020 10:05 am

I've thought about just setting up random areas with vending machines in heavy duty cages. Think like a rural rest stop.
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Post by Kheron » Sun Apr 26, 2020 12:02 pm

Pay per use coffee would be hilarious lmao.

I don't drink many hot drinks so I have a rumble jar for cold brew and that's it. Stick the grounds in the little mesh cylinder, let it set, take it out. Easiest shit ever.

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Post by AngryIVer » Sun Apr 26, 2020 12:46 pm

I think the best would be charging for the k-cup as well.
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