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How to score a homless hottie

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 6:35 pm
by Enigma
  1. Find hottie
  2. Burn her house down
  3. Now she's homeless
  4. ???
  5. Profit!

Re: How to score a homless hottie

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 3:49 pm
by Fonaplats
Most homeless women are addicted to drugs. The best thing you can do is not sleep with them because chances are they have not been to the gyno is a long time. Dont give them money either. Instead offer to help arrange to get them treatment or take them to a women's shelter.

Re: How to score a homless hottie

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 4:52 pm
by Enigma
Then fuck them, right?

Re: How to score a homless hottie

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 5:16 pm
by Fonaplats
If you just want a woman who you can have sex with I suggest trying to find one through tinder.

Re: How to score a homless hottie

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 7:12 pm
by Enigma
Been there, done that. They all seem to want more than just sax.

Re: How to score a homless hottie

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 7:14 pm
by Fonaplats
What are you wanting to do exactly?

Re: How to score a homless hottie

Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2018 12:12 pm
by Enigma
Teach people how to score a homeless hottie

Re: How to score a homless hottie

Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2018 8:14 pm
by Fonaplats
That is for another thread. I will work on it tomorrow

Re: How to score a homless hottie

Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2018 8:16 pm
by Fonaplats
Oh wait. I guess I can put it here

Re: How to score a homless hottie

Posted: Mon May 14, 2018 2:58 pm
by Howard Lee
Yeah Uh I don't think this is gonna work hotties usually already have a sugar daddy, don't I have to burn him down in her house too?

Re: How to score a homless hottie

Posted: Mon May 14, 2018 4:15 pm
by Enigma
Yeah, that would probably be like a side step if she DID have a boyfriend

Re: How to score a homless hottie

Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2019 5:13 pm
by pipedreamzer0
dude just pull up in a dirty shopping cart you took from the target parking lot
homeless hoes will be all over your dick after seeing your ride

Re: How to score a homless hottie

Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2019 7:57 pm
by infinityshock
that is what a gimp box is for.

Re: How to score a homless hottie

Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2019 6:27 am
by Enigma
pipedreamzer0 wrote:
Tue Jul 02, 2019 5:13 pm
dude just pull up in a dirty shopping cart you took from the target parking lot
homeless hoes will be all over your dick after seeing your ride
Seems like I'd have better results in a clean shopping cart.

Re: How to score a homless hottie

Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2019 11:43 am
by pipedreamzer0
idk about that, have to come across as somewhat humble

Re: How to score a homless hottie

Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2019 1:46 pm
by Enigma
Yeah, but you also gotta be the Donald Trump of garbage people.