How to score a homless hottie

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Post by Enigma » Fri Feb 16, 2018 6:35 pm

  1. Find hottie
  2. Burn her house down
  3. Now she's homeless
  4. ???
  5. Profit!
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Re: How to score a homless hottie

Post by Fonaplats » Sat Mar 31, 2018 3:49 pm

Most homeless women are addicted to drugs. The best thing you can do is not sleep with them because chances are they have not been to the gyno is a long time. Dont give them money either. Instead offer to help arrange to get them treatment or take them to a women's shelter.

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Re: How to score a homless hottie

Post by Enigma » Sat Mar 31, 2018 4:52 pm

Then fuck them, right?
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Re: How to score a homless hottie

Post by Fonaplats » Sat Mar 31, 2018 5:16 pm

If you just want a woman who you can have sex with I suggest trying to find one through tinder.

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Re: How to score a homless hottie

Post by Enigma » Sat Mar 31, 2018 7:12 pm

Been there, done that. They all seem to want more than just sax.
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Re: How to score a homless hottie

Post by Fonaplats » Sat Mar 31, 2018 7:14 pm

What are you wanting to do exactly?

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Re: How to score a homless hottie

Post by Enigma » Sun Apr 01, 2018 12:12 pm

Teach people how to score a homeless hottie
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Re: How to score a homless hottie

Post by Fonaplats » Sun Apr 01, 2018 8:14 pm

That is for another thread. I will work on it tomorrow

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Re: How to score a homless hottie

Post by Fonaplats » Sun Apr 01, 2018 8:16 pm

Oh wait. I guess I can put it here

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Re: How to score a homless hottie

Post by Howard Lee » Mon May 14, 2018 2:58 pm

Yeah Uh I don't think this is gonna work hotties usually already have a sugar daddy, don't I have to burn him down in her house too?

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Re: How to score a homless hottie

Post by Enigma » Mon May 14, 2018 4:15 pm

Yeah, that would probably be like a side step if she DID have a boyfriend
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Re: How to score a homless hottie

Post by pipedreamzer0 » Tue Jul 02, 2019 5:13 pm

dude just pull up in a dirty shopping cart you took from the target parking lot
homeless hoes will be all over your dick after seeing your ride

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Re: How to score a homless hottie

Post by infinityshock » Tue Jul 02, 2019 7:57 pm

that is what a gimp box is for.

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Re: How to score a homless hottie

Post by Enigma » Wed Jul 03, 2019 6:27 am

pipedreamzer0 wrote:
Tue Jul 02, 2019 5:13 pm
dude just pull up in a dirty shopping cart you took from the target parking lot
homeless hoes will be all over your dick after seeing your ride
Seems like I'd have better results in a clean shopping cart.
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Re: How to score a homless hottie

Post by pipedreamzer0 » Wed Jul 03, 2019 11:43 am

idk about that, have to come across as somewhat humble

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Re: How to score a homless hottie

Post by Enigma » Wed Jul 03, 2019 1:46 pm

Yeah, but you also gotta be the Donald Trump of garbage people.
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