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Re: ways to get money fast

Post by Das Troll » Sat Jun 01, 2019 1:51 am

Fuck this shit. I'm taking over this thread.

Want real ways to get quick cash? Here's what you do.

First go give plasma. You can make an extra 2000 a year from giving plasma twice a week regularly. Sure it's a pain in the ass to get started and if you don't like needles (pussy) then it will be hard.

Second look into giving sperm if you are a man. Spanking it into a cup is good money if you pass all their tests.

Selling shit on Ebay. Ebay is all about novelty. If you have something that will make someone say "hahah I remember that, x amount of money isn't so much." Essentially making an impulse buy, you can make some real cash. I worked for a shifty motherfucker who used come into our place of employment all jacked out on coke. He would have us sell things like pipe fittings and old board games. It sold too. Many little purchases turned into a lot of money. Dumpster diving can be a good way to find things to sell. He ended up failing in the business in the end because he didn't keep control over his overhead. Combined that with orgies, cocaine, and pills he was a ticking time bomb of fuckery. At his height he was making 600 to 1000 dollars a day.

That's all I can think of now.

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Re: ways to get money fast

Post by Enigma » Sat Jun 01, 2019 3:08 pm

To expand upon the ebay thing: baby clothes, which you can often get for free or 10 cents each will often sell for a couple bucks. I never offered free shipping, and always sold as is. Make dozens of posts starting them at 99 cents and you will almost certainly make $5-10 each.
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Re: ways to get money fast

Post by Das Troll » Mon Jun 10, 2019 2:51 am

I forgot to mention with the Ebay thing that you can get free boxes from the post office. People abused it though. Now you can't get as many as you used too.

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Re: ways to get money fast

Post by Enigma » Mon Jun 10, 2019 6:03 am

Were you around when DHL would ship free boxes to your door, no limit, no questions asked?
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Re: ways to get money fast

Post by Das Troll » Mon Jun 10, 2019 12:07 pm

Helladamnleet wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 6:03 am
Were you around when DHL would ship free boxes to your door, no limit, no questions asked?
Maybe? This is the first time I've heard of it. USPS did the same thing.

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Re: ways to get money fast

Post by Jaimie » Tue Jun 25, 2019 4:45 pm

Were you around when DHL would ship free boxes to your door, no limit, no questions asked?
Haha holy shit I did that for shits and giggles and then I was like wtf do I do with all these boxes

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Re: ways to get money fast

Post by Enigma » Wed Jun 26, 2019 6:22 am

Jaimie wrote:
Tue Jun 25, 2019 4:45 pm
Were you around when DHL would ship free boxes to your door, no limit, no questions asked?
Haha holy shit I did that for shits and giggles and then I was like wtf do I do with all these boxes
I remember being pretty pissed that by the time I got around to doing it they had a 10 box limit.
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Re: ways to get money fast

Post by FuckKiKi » Wed Jul 15, 2020 3:06 pm

I'm gonna dredge this thread.

If you want quick cash (small amounts) hit up every food company you can and tell them you purchased their shit and it came out disgusting. They will either send you shit tons of their food or a check.

If you don't mind waiting, Go refund something from target or bestbuy. Stick to under $1200 so maybe an ipad. Buy a case with it, call em up, tell em case arrived but no ipad. Sell ipad. Rinse and repeat.

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Post by AngryIVer » Wed Jul 15, 2020 5:17 pm

Another good one is getting in on Class Action Lawsuits. 9 times out of 10 they won't actually see if you're eligible for the CAL, and will just send you a check.
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Re: ways to get money fast

Post by Doylegp » Wed Jul 15, 2020 7:32 pm

I appreciate the knowledge. Def will try out.

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