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Hope you all have a great holiday

I work so I'm treating myself to a mediocre steak before I go in.

That's one perk of working at a family owned business I guess. I get most holidays off paid.

>be me

>vegan sister forces us to eat tofurkey

>i want to die

>yes this is 4chan

fuckreddit wrote: ↑

Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:15 pm

>be me

>vegan sister forces us to eat tofurkey

>i want to die

>yes this is 4chan

Tofurky? Like tofu turkey? BROTHER... I am sorry:(

fuckreddit wrote: ↑

Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:15 pm

>be me

>vegan sister forces us to eat tofurkey

>i want to die

>yes this is 4chan

I want to enable green text so bad.


That being said, turkey ain't even all that, but you didn't even get like a ham or something, so I'm sorry.

no it is fine i guess
thing is, she made us all eat vegan food

had been looking forward to this for a year

best part:
she didnt cook anything, I cooked half the stuff

Oh, that's rough. If I have a special dietary request I'll happily prepare it myself

thanks mate

funny story
One time my dad had a "NoN-vEGaN PopSiCLe" and my sister screamed at him until he put it away. Then she claimed that "if there is food that I have and you are uncomfortable around, then I will take it away."

A few weeks before: *sister has this awful cheese substitute stinking up the whole house*

me: hey I can barely breathe with that please move it
her: omg close your door lol
me: what about when I don't want to
her: thats your problem (keep in mind that "i dont want to" is her excuse that works all the time when she doesn't want to do chores)

ah, irony

#women