Florida Wildlife Beez Raciss an' Sheet

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Florida Wildlife Beez Raciss an' Sheet

Post by infinityshock » Sun Jul 07, 2019 9:57 am

the local wildlife has found an actual use for niggers: as chew toys

one nigger was chew-toyed to death by a pack of raciss pit bulls and another nigger was found at a lake after being gnawed on by a pack of raciss alligators. herd of alligators. whatever the fuck a group of alligators is called.

what makes the alligator snacking most entertaining is the jiggaboo was on the lam after cutting off his ankle monitor


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Post by Helladamnleet » Sun Jul 07, 2019 12:51 pm

I bet niggers taste like pork.
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Post by infinityshock » Sun Jul 07, 2019 1:20 pm

they actually make good alligator bait.

before people lost their minds, nigglets used to be used for catching gators.

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Post by Helladamnleet » Sun Jul 07, 2019 4:35 pm

Good to know. Now I know that Walt Disney made Gatorville to take care of the nigger problem.
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Re: Florida Wildlife Beez Raciss an' Sheet

Post by infinityshock » Sun Jul 07, 2019 6:11 pm

more like 'infestation'

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Post by Helladamnleet » Sun Jul 07, 2019 6:20 pm

I wouldn't say infestation, because that's like dumping a box of snakes in your tub then blaming the snakes for being there.



Well, I guess that's not true unless you purchased the snakes from another snake.
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Post by infinityshock » Sun Jul 07, 2019 6:56 pm

i would say infestation because theyre a diseased and damage causing verminous organism that no one wants around and theyre better off not alive.

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Post by Helladamnleet » Sun Jul 07, 2019 10:30 pm

Lol tomatoe tamotoe
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Post by Das Troll » Mon Jul 08, 2019 11:30 am

Helladamnleet wrote:
Sun Jul 07, 2019 12:51 pm
I bet niggers taste like pork.
People smell like pork when they burn. I used to work at a burn ward, they smell a lot like honey pork.

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Re: Florida Wildlife Beez Raciss an' Sheet

Post by Jaimie » Mon Jul 08, 2019 1:12 pm

All humans taste like pork, that’s why they call us long pig

Probably a way for G-d to tell us that cannibalism is definitely not kosher or halal

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Post by Helladamnleet » Mon Jul 08, 2019 3:22 pm

Das Troll wrote:
Mon Jul 08, 2019 11:30 am
Helladamnleet wrote:
Sun Jul 07, 2019 12:51 pm
I bet niggers taste like pork.
People smell like pork when they burn. I used to work at a burn ward, they smell a lot like honey pork.
Would you say that had a positive or negative effect on your taste for pork?
Jaimie wrote:
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All humans taste like pork, that’s why they call us long pig

Probably a way for G-d to tell us that cannibalism is definitely not kosher or halal
I never really got the whole pork thing. Religion is clearly just old government and a way to explain the, at the time, unexplainable, but pretty much every religion has a line about eating pork.
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Post by Jaimie » Mon Jul 08, 2019 3:28 pm

I think pork goes bad pretty quick, esp in the desert. A lot of religious directives are hygiene/health based. They just didn’t know what hygiene or health was and thought diseases and shit were just evil or punishments from god or whatever. Mix science you don’t have the tools to understand and pareidolia and that’s what you get

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Post by Helladamnleet » Mon Jul 08, 2019 3:31 pm

Thanks, that makes a lot of sense, actually.
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Post by infinityshock » Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:32 pm

Das Troll wrote:
Mon Jul 08, 2019 11:30 am
Helladamnleet wrote:
Sun Jul 07, 2019 12:51 pm
I bet niggers taste like pork.
People smell like pork when they burn. I used to work at a burn ward, they smell a lot like honey pork.
no fucking way. ive smelled multiple people burned to 3rd degree and higher...including completely to death...and there is no other smell on this planet that smells like burned human or decomposing human.

i dont know how or why but the smell of dead human is the most perpetual stench there is. the worst dead animal smell washes out of clothing but a dead human smell in clothing never goes away. thats why in houses where people die the insurance company pays for the entire area to be torn out to the frame and completely replaced.

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Re: Florida Wildlife Beez Raciss an' Sheet

Post by infinityshock » Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:34 pm

Jaimie wrote:
Mon Jul 08, 2019 3:28 pm
I think pork goes bad pretty quick, esp in the desert. A lot of religious directives are hygiene/health based. They just didn’t know what hygiene or health was and thought diseases and shit were just evil or punishments from god or whatever. Mix science you don’t have the tools to understand and pareidolia and that’s what you get
because pigs were a mistake to domesticate. the only reason they were successfully domesticated is their super-omnivorous diet and exponential reproductive rate.

if it werent for pigs the human disease rates and pandemics throughout history would have been exponentially lower.

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Post by Helladamnleet » Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:14 pm

infinityshock wrote:
Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:32 pm
Das Troll wrote:
Mon Jul 08, 2019 11:30 am
Helladamnleet wrote:
Sun Jul 07, 2019 12:51 pm
I bet niggers taste like pork.
People smell like pork when they burn. I used to work at a burn ward, they smell a lot like honey pork.
no fucking way. ive smelled multiple people burned to 3rd degree and higher...including completely to death...and there is no other smell on this planet that smells like burned human or decomposing human.

i dont know how or why but the smell of dead human is the most perpetual stench there is. the worst dead animal smell washes out of clothing but a dead human smell in clothing never goes away. thats why in houses where people die the insurance company pays for the entire area to be torn out to the frame and completely replaced.
No they do that in general for biohazard. Like, I can see if they were there long enough to stink up the place, but it's not even common for there to be major cleanup when someone dies.
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infinityshock wrote:
Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:32 pm
Das Troll wrote:
Mon Jul 08, 2019 11:30 am
Helladamnleet wrote:
Sun Jul 07, 2019 12:51 pm
I bet niggers taste like pork.
People smell like pork when they burn. I used to work at a burn ward, they smell a lot like honey pork.
no fucking way. ive smelled multiple people burned to 3rd degree and higher...including completely to death...and there is no other smell on this planet that smells like burned human or decomposing human.

i dont know how or why but the smell of dead human is the most perpetual stench there is. the worst dead animal smell washes out of clothing but a dead human smell in clothing never goes away. thats why in houses where people die the insurance company pays for the entire area to be torn out to the frame and completely replaced.
I've heard people say that. My buddy is a surgical assistant and he's worked on burn victims. He says it smells nothing like pork. In the same conversation my buddy from Iraq says when he was over there he had to deal with burnt dead bodies and they smelled like pork to him. Seems like there's two camps.

Now rotten human flesh I always just thought it smelled like road kill. One time I had to deal with a obese man with diabetic sores on his legs. His flesh was literally rotting off of him. Stunk up triage so bad that people left the area.

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Das Troll wrote:
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Now rotten human flesh I always just thought it smelled like road kill. One time I had to deal with a obese man with diabetic sores on his legs. His flesh was literally rotting off of him. Stunk up triage so bad that people left the area.
The smell is more the smell produced by the bacteria on the flesh and less from the flesh itself. Still sounds uncomforting.

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Post by Helladamnleet » Tue Jul 09, 2019 6:28 am

Lol Iraqis smell more like pork than non-muslims. That's hysterical.
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Post by infinityshock » Wed Jul 10, 2019 8:24 pm

Helladamnleet wrote:
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Lol Iraqis smell more like pork than non-muslims. That's hysterical.
i can confirm first hand that iraqis smell like a barn goat that bathed in pig shit.

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Post by Helladamnleet » Wed Jul 10, 2019 11:06 pm

BURNING Iraqis though?
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Helladamnleet wrote:
Wed Jul 10, 2019 11:06 pm
BURNING Iraqis though?
fortunately ive never smel't one in that state

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New members please post up and introduce yourselves so we can start to get to know you. Let us know what you drive and a little bit about yourselves etc.
"we" already all know each other because "we" have been a community for over 20 years. YOU are the only newcomer
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i am your father

i am here to rape, plunder, and molest.

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Helladamnleet wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 5:16 pm
BarryLen wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 3:27 pm
New members please post up and introduce yourselves so we can start to get to know you. Let us know what you drive and a little bit about yourselves etc.
"we" already all know each other because "we" have been a community for over 20 years. YOU are the only newcomer
Now now now, everyone was new once. But on one hand, I say lets not shit on people so the community will grow. But on the other we were from a time when being a little bitch on a forum was a sign of weakness and would be roundly made fun of. The choice is yours Barry. Nut up or shut up.

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Post by infinityshock » Sat Jul 13, 2019 10:00 am

new members will be required to suck and swallow each elder member of this site. in cases of multiple alts belonging to a single user, the new member will be required to suck and swallow at least once he elder members member for each of his alts.

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Das Troll wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 2:02 am
Helladamnleet wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 5:16 pm
BarryLen wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 3:27 pm
New members please post up and introduce yourselves so we can start to get to know you. Let us know what you drive and a little bit about yourselves etc.
"we" already all know each other because "we" have been a community for over 20 years. YOU are the only newcomer
Now now now, everyone was new once. But on one hand, I say lets not shit on people so the community will grow. But on the other we were from a time when being a little bitch on a forum was a sign of weakness and would be roundly made fun of. The choice is yours Barry. Nut up or shut up.
I am 100% certain BarryLen is a smart bot.
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Helladamnleet wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 7:18 pm
Das Troll wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 2:02 am
Helladamnleet wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 5:16 pm
BarryLen wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 3:27 pm
New members please post up and introduce yourselves so we can start to get to know you. Let us know what you drive and a little bit about yourselves etc.
"we" already all know each other because "we" have been a community for over 20 years. YOU are the only newcomer
Now now now, everyone was new once. But on one hand, I say lets not shit on people so the community will grow. But on the other we were from a time when being a little bitch on a forum was a sign of weakness and would be roundly made fun of. The choice is yours Barry. Nut up or shut up.
I am 100% certain BarryLen is a smart bot.
that doesnt excuse him from the duty of the communal cock sucking

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Post by Helladamnleet » Sat Jul 13, 2019 8:43 pm

Exactly. Maybe he isn't a bot, maybe he's the first kid who stumbled upon here from Google. Maybe he's a cop. No way to know until he posts enough to pin down his schtick
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Post by infinityshock » Sat Jul 13, 2019 9:20 pm

Helladamnleet wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 8:43 pm
Exactly. Maybe he isn't a bot, maybe he's the first kid who stumbled upon here from Google. Maybe he's a cop. No way to know until he posts enough to pin down his schtick
whatever hes trying to post, his content quality is kroz-tier at best.

this is why PUI should be better regulated.

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Post by Helladamnleet » Sat Jul 13, 2019 10:40 pm

No, the posting just seems like a bot trying to get information on what kind of car we drive for marketing reasons.

I drive a Model A Ford daily, and own a plantation. I have about 65 niggers I let my boys oversee every day.
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Helladamnleet wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 10:40 pm
No, the posting just seems like a bot trying to get information on what kind of car we drive for marketing reasons.

I drive a Model A Ford daily, and own a plantation. I have about 65 niggers I let my boys oversee every day.
i was going to reply to his post with 'your mom' but it was too much to type and i didnt feel like it

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Lease the new 2020 Ford Your Mom for $0 on approved credit
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youre getting a better deal than i am.

last time she charged me a gallon of my nutsack souffle.

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Post by Helladamnleet » Mon Jul 15, 2019 6:42 am

Your own mom charges to let you fuck her? That's messed up.
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Helladamnleet wrote:
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Your own mom charges to let you fuck her? That's messed up.
youre just jealous i have a mom

all you have is two daddies that fight each other every night over who gets the sloppy seconds out of your asshole after they tuck you in to bed.

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Post by Helladamnleet » Mon Jul 15, 2019 5:13 pm

Stop projecting. My dad's been dead for 10 years
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Helladamnleet wrote:
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Stop projecting. My dad's been dead for 10 years

im sure you miss the three of them tag-teaming your ravenous asshole.

dont fret. you can dig him up and staple a strap-on to his pelvis and all four of you can reminisce

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Post by Helladamnleet » Mon Jul 15, 2019 6:13 pm

Hmm, starting to get pretty clear why everyone thinks you're a faggot and nobody but spectral gave a shit that you were banned lol.
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Hmm, starting to get pretty clear why everyone thinks you're a faggot and nobody but spectral gave a shit that you were banned lol.
dont change the subject. everyone wants to hear about your gay pedo-fag rearing. i mean how your fag parents raised you...not reared you. well, yea, the rearing part, too.

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