New Totse

Back when I was a kid I got caught 2 or 3 times. My mom caught me once and I got busted for that. The other time I think I did or got close to getting caught stealing tools from a home depot type store. A blow torch if I remember correctly was what I got caught with. This was way way back when I was a kid and we used to do crazy shit with blow torches. Another time I got caught stealing golf balls from a mini golf place and they banned me for life. Again I was like 12 and they kicked me out of the place to sit on the edge of a highway with no way to get home.

Once and it was really stupid. Like, I knew the bitch was watching me. Funny thing is though I denied denied denied and the police told them to please bring them the packaging which they couldn't produce. For some reason they didn't see me shed the actual package.


I was with some dude when he tried committing retail fraud too (he put other items in the box of a large cheap item.)