Old Totse review #2: A presidential candidates origins in the Cult of the Dead Cow

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Old Totse review #2: A presidential candidates origins in the Cult of the Dead Cow

Post by Das Troll » Sun May 10, 2020 12:02 am

https://newtotse.com/oldtotse/en/ego/cu ... dc050.html

For those of you who do not follow politics, it was found that presidential candidate Robert Francis O'Rourke, AKA Beto O'Rourke was in the old hacker group, Cult of the Dead Cow. I saw this in the list of articles Totse had and it was actually on there. Let's take a look at his poetry.

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[ x x ] cDc communications [ x x ]
\ / presents... \ /
(` ') (` ')
(U) (U)

THE SONG OF THE COW
a poem

by Psychedelic Warlord

>>> A CULT Publication......1988 <<<
-cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-
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I need a butt-shine,
Right now
You are holy,
Oh, sacred Cow
I thirst for you,
Provide Milk.

Buff my balls,
Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen.

Wax my ass,
Scrub my balls.
The Cow has risen,
Provide Milk.

Oh, Milky wonder, sing for us once more,
Live your life, everlusting joy.
Thrust your hooves up my analytic passage,
Enjoy my fruits

Provider of Cheese and other wonderful dairy products,
We will cleanse your inner intestines.
We will bathe in your Pungent Odor,
Gather cotton.

Count my eyes,
Smell my skin,
Love the Scarecrow and the Milkman.
I live only for eternity,
Thirst for the undrinkable.
Hold the heat,
Praise the dough boy at the pizza shop.
Love the Oxen dung!

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(c)1988 cDc communications by Psychedelic Warlord 5/5/88-50
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I don't know shit about good poetry but it looks like he is just an teen trying to be edgy. He does seem to have a fixation on his balls and his ass though so who knows, maybe ole Beto likes it in the ass? I don't have much on this one to be honest. Just a bit of internet history tied to a failed presidential candidate.

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Re: Old Totse review #2: A presidential candidates origins in the Cult of the Dead Cow

Post by AngryIVer » Sun May 10, 2020 7:00 am

Holy shit I haven't heard CotDC in a loooooooooooooong time.
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