https://newtotse.com/oldtotse/en/ego/cu ... dc050.html
For those of you who do not follow politics, it was found that presidential candidate Robert Francis O'Rourke, AKA Beto O'Rourke was in the old hacker group, Cult of the Dead Cow. I saw this in the list of articles Totse had and it was actually on there. Let's take a look at his poetry.
[ x x ] cDc communications [ x x ]
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THE SONG OF THE COW
by Psychedelic Warlord
>>> A CULT Publication......1988 <<<
-cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-
I need a butt-shine,
You are holy,
Oh, sacred Cow
I thirst for you,
Buff my balls,
Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen.
Wax my ass,
Scrub my balls.
The Cow has risen,
Oh, Milky wonder, sing for us once more,
Live your life, everlusting joy.
Thrust your hooves up my analytic passage,
Enjoy my fruits
Provider of Cheese and other wonderful dairy products,
We will cleanse your inner intestines.
We will bathe in your Pungent Odor,
Count my eyes,
Smell my skin,
Love the Scarecrow and the Milkman.
I live only for eternity,
Thirst for the undrinkable.
Hold the heat,
Praise the dough boy at the pizza shop.
Love the Oxen dung!
(c)1988 cDc communications by Psychedelic Warlord 5/5/88-50
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I don't know shit about good poetry but it looks like he is just an teen trying to be edgy. He does seem to have a fixation on his balls and his ass though so who knows, maybe ole Beto likes it in the ass? I don't have much on this one to be honest. Just a bit of internet history tied to a failed presidential candidate.
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Holy shit I haven't heard CotDC in a loooooooooooooong time.