A naughty limerick

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A naughty limerick

Post by Enigma » Thu Feb 20, 2020 7:28 pm

There once was a man from Nantucket
He said to the young girl 'Please suck it'
She tried to refuse
Ended up with a bruise
And the man's jizz
On, her chin

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Re: A naughty limerick

Post by Das Troll » Fri Feb 21, 2020 12:51 am

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
He was walking down the street
Just a swinging his meat
And carrying his balls in a bucket

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Re: A naughty limerick

Post by Enigma » Fri Feb 21, 2020 5:49 am

Hoit hoit, good show, old man!
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