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Why are workout routines so all over the map?

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 3:59 pm
by Enigma
So I'm getting a gym membership, and rather than just throwing weights around like when I was a teenager I thought "Hey, maybe I should follow a routine so I can maximize the results" and I'm seeing that they are either geared towards complete pansies having you do shit like 3 sets of 5 pushups, or expect you to already be super jacked doing balls to the wall shit.


I honestly think I'm just going to end up throwing weights around like when I was a teen. I mean, whatever I was doing at the time worked.

Re: Why are workout routines so all over the map?

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:27 pm
by Das Troll
5x5 is pretty good.

Re: Why are workout routines so all over the map?

Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2021 5:41 am
by Enigma
It's funny you mention that because that's basically what Ice Crem Sandwich is.

Re: Why are workout routines so all over the map?

Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2021 11:50 pm
by Das Troll
there are good 5x5 or starting strength apps out there.

Re: Why are workout routines so all over the map?

Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2021 5:39 am
by Enigma
Yeah, my boss's kid was showing me one that I might have to check out. It let's you select the shit you have access too, and shows you how to do the stretch or exercise and shit.

Re: Why are workout routines so all over the map?

Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2021 12:26 pm
by Das Troll
Go hardcore keto for a month and get on SS. You'll see results pretty quickly as long as your strict with your diet and routine.

Re: Why are workout routines so all over the map?

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2021 5:20 am
by Enigma
Nah, I'm good on Keto.