Looking for sex

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infinityshock
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Re: Looking for sex

Post by infinityshock » Tue Jul 30, 2019 6:45 pm

how much.

i have some belly button lint, a bubble gum wrapper, and some pocket change.

what will that get me.
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Re: Looking for sex

Post by Lilith » Mon Jan 06, 2020 10:40 pm

For your lunch money, I'll give you a swirly and laugh at you while wearing a PVC catsuit.
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Re: Looking for sex

Post by Das Troll » Tue Jan 07, 2020 2:51 am

I saw a drunk man and a raving homeless man fight in the gutter tonight. The homeless guy probably would do it for the lint.
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Re: Looking for sex

Post by Enigma » Tue Jan 07, 2020 5:18 am

Lint, a bubble gum wrapper, and some pocket change.

Fuck off.
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