are u a fucking penis toucher?

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Angry are u a fucking penis toucher?

Post by DBDK » Tue Jan 26, 2021 4:03 am

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

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Re: are u a fucking penis toucher?

Post by Enigma » Tue Jan 26, 2021 6:16 am

Like my penis?
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Re: are u a fucking penis toucher?

Post by DBDK » Tue Jan 26, 2021 6:23 am

I bet you do your belt up before you wash your hands after peeing, you fucking piss belted son of a bitch.

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Re: are u a fucking penis toucher?

Post by Enigma » Tue Jan 26, 2021 6:49 am

I don't undo my belt to take a piss. That's why the hole in the front of jeans and underwear is for.
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Re: are u a fucking penis toucher?

Post by DBDK » Tue Jan 26, 2021 7:15 am

Then ur zipper pinches your dick.

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Re: are u a fucking penis toucher?

Post by Das Troll » Tue Jan 26, 2021 10:36 am

I have my dick tucked up my ass so I can piss whenever I want, store it, then deposit it in the toilet like a gentleman.

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Re: are u a fucking penis toucher?

Post by Enigma » Tue Jan 26, 2021 11:00 am

DBDK wrote:
Tue Jan 26, 2021 7:15 am
Then ur zipper pinches your dick.

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Nah, I get jeans with extra long zippers to avoid this.
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Re: are u a fucking penis toucher?

Post by DBDK » Tue Jan 26, 2021 4:38 pm

Das Troll wrote:
Tue Jan 26, 2021 10:36 am
I have my dick tucked up my ass so I can piss whenever I want, store it, then deposit it in the toilet like a gentleman.
Sounds like you are almost sitting down to pee, not impressive.

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Re: are u a fucking penis toucher?

Post by Enigma » Tue Jan 26, 2021 6:08 pm

DBDK wrote:
Tue Jan 26, 2021 4:38 pm
Das Troll wrote:
Tue Jan 26, 2021 10:36 am
I have my dick tucked up my ass so I can piss whenever I want, store it, then deposit it in the toilet like a gentleman.
Sounds like you are almost sitting down to pee, not impressive.
It's a little impressive. Mine is too big to sit down to piss. It drops in and overflows the toilet.
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Re: are u a fucking penis toucher?

Post by DBDK » Tue Jan 26, 2021 6:33 pm

Helladamnleet wrote:
Tue Jan 26, 2021 6:08 pm
DBDK wrote:
Tue Jan 26, 2021 4:38 pm
Das Troll wrote:
Tue Jan 26, 2021 10:36 am
I have my dick tucked up my ass so I can piss whenever I want, store it, then deposit it in the toilet like a gentleman.
Sounds like you are almost sitting down to pee, not impressive.
It's a little impressive. Mine is too big to sit down to piss. It drops in and overflows the toilet.
lol that is pretty common on the internet

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Re: are u a fucking penis toucher?

Post by Enigma » Tue Jan 26, 2021 7:59 pm

Really? I'm used to everyone having tiny cocks and claiming to have huge cocks.
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Re: are u a fucking penis toucher?

Post by fuckreddit » Tue Jan 26, 2021 8:53 pm

"r/teenagers - i have a 20 inch cock, i wish it was smaller its sad to be so attractive"
Ту лоцуи ин црима - орас!

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Re: are u a fucking penis toucher?

Post by Enigma » Wed Jan 27, 2021 6:19 am

I forget Reddit is a thing sometimes.
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