Jailhouse Burrito

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Jailhouse Burrito

Post by AngryIVer » Sat Jun 13, 2020 3:00 pm

Jailhouse Burritos are a staple in any half-decent jail, because they are easy to make with simple to find ingredients. All you need is a Ramen noodle for a base, and your favorite chip.

Crush up the ramen and your chip of choice (Most people use cheetos because they swell), and add just enough water to stir everything up. Wrap it in a towel, let it set for as long as you can stand to wait, and enjoy. You'll know it's done when it's compressed like the contents of a burrito, hence the name.


Things I've done that have worked:
- Instant coffee packets will make it spicy
- Cheetos
- Corn chips
- Sour cream and onion chips
- Chedder chips (they take on a real good sour cream taste)
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Re: Jailhouse Burrito

Post by Das Troll » Sat Jun 13, 2020 4:09 pm

So you don't heat it at all?

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Re: Jailhouse Burrito

Post by AngryIVer » Sat Jun 13, 2020 6:45 pm

I should have mentioned you use hot water, as microwaves are typically unavailable in a jail setting.
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Re: Jailhouse Burrito

Post by Das Troll » Sun Jun 14, 2020 4:03 am

You would make this into an article. Jail House Cuisine, By AngryIVer.

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Re: Jailhouse Burrito

Post by AngryIVer » Sun Jun 14, 2020 8:09 am

Done for now. I think I'm going to change how the articles work (E107 allows 'Books' and 'Chapters' that would make organization exponentially better)
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