Fuck the IRS
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2020 1:00 pm
Those underfunded pieces of shit can all go to hell. Don't have the time or resources to go after billionare tax frauds but I'M a big god damn deal because of my name change like 4 fucking years ago?
They send me a letter MONTHS after I file my taxes saying that they won't accept them cus they don't believe I am who I say I am. Can't verify online BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A CREDIT CARD, HOME LOAN DEBT, OR STUDENT LOAN DEBT. I need to fucking owe privately owned banks money before they consider me a god damn citizen?! I can't verify with just my SSN & ID#? Or send in a certified copy of my name change? Or any other fucking form of ID places use? No, I need to be cucked by a fucking corporation before the US Gov even considers me? Fucking corporatocracy. Durden had the right fucking plan.
It's gonna take up to 9 weeks after fixing this shit to get my taxes, now. Hopefully I will actually get my daddy trump bux tho cus I want my fucking stimulus check. I NEED THAT STIMULUS CHECK.
I already know my actual taxes are going to get gobbled up by my shit ass home town, cus back in 2015 I was given the choice of ambulance for $1,500 or no ambulance when some jackass called a wellness check on me and I wasn't even hurting myself. I said no ambulance, let the police take me for a grand total of zero dollars and zero cents. Suddenly, tho, like 2 min later, all 4 or 5 police offers (talk about overkill for a fucking wellness check) get called out at like midnight for an armed robbery or some shit? IN MY TINY ASS TOWN?! No. Fucking scam.
They send me a letter MONTHS after I file my taxes saying that they won't accept them cus they don't believe I am who I say I am. Can't verify online BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A CREDIT CARD, HOME LOAN DEBT, OR STUDENT LOAN DEBT. I need to fucking owe privately owned banks money before they consider me a god damn citizen?! I can't verify with just my SSN & ID#? Or send in a certified copy of my name change? Or any other fucking form of ID places use? No, I need to be cucked by a fucking corporation before the US Gov even considers me? Fucking corporatocracy. Durden had the right fucking plan.
It's gonna take up to 9 weeks after fixing this shit to get my taxes, now. Hopefully I will actually get my daddy trump bux tho cus I want my fucking stimulus check. I NEED THAT STIMULUS CHECK.
I already know my actual taxes are going to get gobbled up by my shit ass home town, cus back in 2015 I was given the choice of ambulance for $1,500 or no ambulance when some jackass called a wellness check on me and I wasn't even hurting myself. I said no ambulance, let the police take me for a grand total of zero dollars and zero cents. Suddenly, tho, like 2 min later, all 4 or 5 police offers (talk about overkill for a fucking wellness check) get called out at like midnight for an armed robbery or some shit? IN MY TINY ASS TOWN?! No. Fucking scam.