New Totse

Fuck sakes they put 2 fucking interns on me to get my teeth pulled and those idiots couldn't find their asshole with both hands. They not only had to shatter my teeth to get them out, they had to drill my jaw bone. After 2 hours of trying to literally pry my teeth out with a tool that I can only assume looked like a flat head screw driver, they called in the actual dentist and he did both teeth in like 15 minutes. The best part of the whole experience is when he put the tool under my tooth and told the intern to hit it with a hammer. Then he said, hit it harder. Hit it like you got a pair!

As of now my face is slowly coming back to life as my jaw is hurting more and more. My hope is these opiods start to work soon and I can take a quick trip around Saturn. Fuck sakes that was an awful experience. If I ever get teeth taken out again I'm having them put me all the way under.

That's fucked, dude. You're going to be in way more pain because some interns fucked up

If you tell them they will get them laid, their arms will shake so much your entire jaw will pop off

And then you fuck them, right?

no, that's giving them what they want. hang it over their head...

Good point?