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are u a fucking penis toucher?

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 4:03 am
by DBDK
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Re: are u a fucking penis toucher?

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 6:16 am
by Enigma
Like my penis?

Re: are u a fucking penis toucher?

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 6:23 am
by DBDK
I bet you do your belt up before you wash your hands after peeing, you fucking piss belted son of a bitch.

Re: are u a fucking penis toucher?

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 6:49 am
by Enigma
I don't undo my belt to take a piss. That's why the hole in the front of jeans and underwear is for.

Re: are u a fucking penis toucher?

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 7:15 am
by DBDK
Then ur zipper pinches your dick.

:/

Re: are u a fucking penis toucher?

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 10:36 am
by Das Troll
I have my dick tucked up my ass so I can piss whenever I want, store it, then deposit it in the toilet like a gentleman.

Re: are u a fucking penis toucher?

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 11:00 am
by Enigma
DBDK wrote:
Tue Jan 26, 2021 7:15 am
Then ur zipper pinches your dick.

:/
Nah, I get jeans with extra long zippers to avoid this.

Re: are u a fucking penis toucher?

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 4:38 pm
by DBDK
Das Troll wrote:
Tue Jan 26, 2021 10:36 am
I have my dick tucked up my ass so I can piss whenever I want, store it, then deposit it in the toilet like a gentleman.
Sounds like you are almost sitting down to pee, not impressive.

Re: are u a fucking penis toucher?

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 6:08 pm
by Enigma
DBDK wrote:
Tue Jan 26, 2021 4:38 pm
Das Troll wrote:
Tue Jan 26, 2021 10:36 am
I have my dick tucked up my ass so I can piss whenever I want, store it, then deposit it in the toilet like a gentleman.
Sounds like you are almost sitting down to pee, not impressive.
It's a little impressive. Mine is too big to sit down to piss. It drops in and overflows the toilet.

Re: are u a fucking penis toucher?

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 6:33 pm
by DBDK
Helladamnleet wrote:
Tue Jan 26, 2021 6:08 pm
DBDK wrote:
Tue Jan 26, 2021 4:38 pm
Das Troll wrote:
Tue Jan 26, 2021 10:36 am
I have my dick tucked up my ass so I can piss whenever I want, store it, then deposit it in the toilet like a gentleman.
Sounds like you are almost sitting down to pee, not impressive.
It's a little impressive. Mine is too big to sit down to piss. It drops in and overflows the toilet.
lol that is pretty common on the internet

Re: are u a fucking penis toucher?

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 7:59 pm
by Enigma
Really? I'm used to everyone having tiny cocks and claiming to have huge cocks.

Re: are u a fucking penis toucher?

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 8:53 pm
by fuckreddit
"r/teenagers - i have a 20 inch cock, i wish it was smaller its sad to be so attractive"

Re: are u a fucking penis toucher?

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 6:19 am
by Enigma
I forget Reddit is a thing sometimes.