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SICK TO MY STOMACH, HELP PLEASE

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2021 12:16 pm
by fuckreddit
guys.. just fucking spent 38 dollars and 90 something or other cents on a fucking optic opcter something flip phone at walgreens :000

I am so sad right now because i have to fucking buy minutes to have it work (not for cellular i just want to use wifi)which sucks ass and i left my packaging by the dumpster at the walgreens :(

so i have to go back because i want the ability to return it (thank g-d i kept the reciept)

i may keep it but the thing is it is a fucking PAIN IN THE ASS to set up so i may have lots of trouble getting it working fuuuuck

Re: SICK TO MY STOMACH, HELP PLEASE

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2021 12:18 pm
by fuckreddit
https://www.verizon.com/basic-phones/or ... ewsHeading

should have read the reivews lol

no wonder it was 2/3 or so off

Re: SICK TO MY STOMACH, HELP PLEASE

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2021 12:22 pm
by fuckreddit
you guys should buy them and smash it against the pavement the bitch would break so easy >:0

Re: SICK TO MY STOMACH, HELP PLEASE

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2021 12:59 pm
by fuckreddit
ok, ok im cool

my sister said that shell tell mom if i go back to the dumpster so i feel like ill be ok with it.

i just need to get it working, so there is a cell repair shop .5 miles from my house. i go on 1 mile total walks twice a day so im really great at endurance.

i will get it unlocked because i wont pay bitchass verizon any money. that way i can get wifi on it i think. at least then i wont need to activate the phone. ill see. maybe i just buy a $10 card and get wifi then.

Re: SICK TO MY STOMACH, HELP PLEASE

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2021 1:11 pm
by fuckreddit
FUUUCK im NOT cool!

this shit is so fucking annoying

i just want to have some little dinky thing i can watch youtube on :(

they had an actually nice touchscreen thing but i was like "oh noo im too ghetto for that"

dude looking through the reviews sucks!

aaahhhh guys tell me what i should do!

they unlock it after 60 days

then what lol

so i spend 10$ on some card~

https://www.verizon.com/support/return-policy/

OHHH SHIT

FUCK ME

im done

you guys better therapise my ass so fucking hard

Re: SICK TO MY STOMACH, HELP PLEASE

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2021 1:14 pm
by fuckreddit
imagine a nice $8 walmart phone if i had one in my area id have the time of my life but no my fucking corner of shitago is so bad they dont even have that is $40 a lot can someone send me that much or something lol ples im so freaked out at least my latin finals over :0000

Re: SICK TO MY STOMACH, HELP PLEASE

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2021 1:17 pm
by fuckreddit
alcatel smartflip sounds like a fucking awesomefest but they didnt have it in stock and now im fucked i guess the only thing i can do is buy a $10 fucking dollar card and set this shit up and have 150 minutes of calling but then i wont even use that maybe once for a text but im just going to need wifi so 50 fucking dollars for the equivalent of an ipod touch thrown down a well

Re: SICK TO MY STOMACH, HELP PLEASE

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2021 1:18 pm
by fuckreddit
maybe ill trash it so i can be all cool and poor right isnt that the new FASHION stATEMENT

Re: SICK TO MY STOMACH, HELP PLEASE

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2021 1:23 pm
by fuckreddit
"This device works with 4G LTE data connectivity and is available from Verizon at $4.16 a month for 24 months. That’s “$0 Down (for qualified customers) $4.16/mo for 24 months; 0% APR” according to the fine print from Verizon. Users can also purchase the device for its full retail price of $99.99. Either way there’ll be a one-time activation fee of $40 charged to “your next monthly bill” unless you purchase online or with the My Verizon App."

I PAID WITH CASH WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

CAN THEY TRACK ME AND MAKE MY PARENTS PAY MONEY WTF IS THIS SHIT I WANT OUTUUUUTUTUTTTTTT!

Re: SICK TO MY STOMACH, HELP PLEASE

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2021 1:23 pm
by fuckreddit
DUDE VERIZON ALWAYS SUCKS ASS THEIR ADS ARE SO SHIT ALL THE TIME MY COUSINS HAVE VERIZON AND THEY ARE SO ANNOYING MY DUDE IM SO LOST HELP ME

Re: SICK TO MY STOMACH, HELP PLEASE

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2021 1:42 pm
by Das Troll
So you bought a phone that sucks and you want to return it? If you have a receipt and make enough of a stink, they will take it back. Don't be like a karen or some other loud piece of shit. Just go in and calmly explain to them that you would like to return it and its not broken and you have a receipt. If they say no, then calmly ask for the manager and ask why you can't return it. If the manager says no, go higher. You're likely going to have to do a little social engineering/social hacking to get what you want.

Re: SICK TO MY STOMACH, HELP PLEASE

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2021 1:58 pm
by fuckreddit
i am so happy that i took the SIM out lol all i had to do was lose it on accident and the thing works like a charm, and even goes on wifi!

bro i laughed so much when you said stink lol

bro i am so happy i am such a good person im enlightend

Re: SICK TO MY STOMACH, HELP PLEASE

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2021 2:20 pm
by fuckreddit
holup i can only type half my wifi password i cant figure out how to frigin type on it lol

Re: SICK TO MY STOMACH, HELP PLEASE

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2021 3:24 pm
by fuckreddit
nevermind i just have to press really quickly the key. i can even get on my email. its actually surprising how good the internet is. like honestly you should pick one up because the resolution is so good on it and it doesn't lag AT ALL

the thing is i feel like 1. an absolute boomer with this thing and 2. some kid who REALLY wanted a smartphone but didnt have any cash on hand so he bugged his parents until they got him one. youve seen this in a trillion movies

Why is the drug dealer vibe not coming? do i have to dent it or something lol?

btw what do you all think would happen if i get it unlocked from a local shop. i know that they get unlocked by themselves after 2 months but thats a while and i lost my sim card so i need it unlocked if i want cell service. i would go and buy a $10 card so i can call my friends that dont exist :( but the site said they can break if you do that so idk

if you read my brainfart :fro: :fro:

Re: SICK TO MY STOMACH, HELP PLEASE

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2021 7:01 pm
by Enigma
Aren't you like 30?

Re: SICK TO MY STOMACH, HELP PLEASE

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2021 7:43 am
by fuckreddit
arent you like 60 with a memory like that i just made a post about my high school finals

Re: SICK TO MY STOMACH, HELP PLEASE

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2021 10:34 am
by fuckreddit
300th post!

I forgot to mention i found the sim card

Re: SICK TO MY STOMACH, HELP PLEASE

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2021 9:47 pm
by Enigma
fuckreddit wrote:
Thu Feb 04, 2021 7:43 am
arent you like 60 with a memory like that i just made a post about my high school finals
I figured you got held back a lot.

Re: SICK TO MY STOMACH, HELP PLEASE

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2021 11:25 pm
by Das Troll
Helladamnleet wrote:
Thu Feb 04, 2021 9:47 pm
fuckreddit wrote:
Thu Feb 04, 2021 7:43 am
arent you like 60 with a memory like that i just made a post about my high school finals
I figured you got held back a lot.
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