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Descriptions of how I nearly died 3 times in the last year

Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 11:41 pm
by Vega
Hi

Below is my description of how I nearly died 3 times in the last 12 months.

1. Eating a meatball sandwich from Subway.

I was eating a meatball sandwich while under heavy influence of cannabis. I was not really chewing the sandwich as I ate it; more gobbling the food up. I ended up with an entire meatball lodged in my throat.

So I couldn't breath.

I started punching myself in the chest and slamming my chest into a door jamb. Reached into my throat multiple times trying to pull it out. Finally got it.

That was awful.

2. Walking to the local hospital to see a mental health counsellor

I had left the house bright and early and about midday ended up heading to the hospital for an appointment. I ended up getting off transit prematurely with the intent of stretching my legs. Maybe 4-5 km of walking on flat terrain. It was boiling.

It was about 35°C that day (or 95°F). I didn't drink enough water. Ended up realizing this as I showed at the hospital. Could not drink water due to heat exhaustion, I guess? Ended up passing out. A paramedic ended up wheelchair-ing me at warp-speed from the psychiatric area to the ER as I passed out.

3. Infection on my neck

I had an infection on my neck.

Day 1-4 was insignificant. I was perma-baked the entire time and the infection just made me feel as if I had a permanent hangover that was becoming continuously worse.

Day 5 I woke up not being able to breath.

Went to the hospital and received 8 hours of IV therapy. And then about 45 minutes every day for 30 days.

I received a needle aspiration biopsy (I think that's the one) and they drained the infection and sampled the bacteria.

Their cultures never grew.


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The nurses at the hospital are hot is all I can say. Dude, fuck I need to get out more.

:abduction:

Re: Descriptions of how I nearly died 3 times in the last year

Posted: Fri May 20, 2022 12:25 pm
by Enigma
I almost died after being reassured repeatedly that my gallbladder removal was routine surgery that would only take like 45 minutes. 5 hours later I wake up in a dark room surrounded by loved ones because they didn't know if my heart was going to stop or not. People there tell me I was actually awake for almost an hour unable to comprehend what was going on.

Re: Descriptions of how I nearly died 3 times in the last year

Posted: Fri May 20, 2022 7:13 pm
by Vega
Yeah.

Medicine can be scary.

I always avoided studying Biology and was more-so into Physics and Chemistry. More controls and fewer variables; at least in the textbooks.

Re: Descriptions of how I nearly died 3 times in the last year

Posted: Fri May 20, 2022 10:15 pm
by Das Troll
Vega wrote:
Thu May 19, 2022 11:41 pm
Hi

Below is my description of how I nearly died 3 times in the last 12 months.

1. Eating a meatball sandwich from Subway.

I ended up with an entire meatball lodged in my throat.

So I couldn't breath.
Well looks like you can't be my boyfriend if you can't breath from a tiny meatball.

Re: Descriptions of how I nearly died 3 times in the last year

Posted: Fri May 20, 2022 11:37 pm
by Vega
I did not expect such a reply.

Re: Descriptions of how I nearly died 3 times in the last year

Posted: Sat May 21, 2022 2:15 am
by Das Troll
Vega wrote:
Fri May 20, 2022 11:37 pm
I did not expect such a reply.
Exactly, learn to deep throat my massive meat and we can be boyfriend and girlfriend. Or you know, you can die from something like choking on a bit of food. I would rather you stay though.

Re: Descriptions of how I nearly died 3 times in the last year

Posted: Sat May 21, 2022 9:33 am
by Enigma
Damn, Das Troll coming out savage af today

Re: Descriptions of how I nearly died 3 times in the last year

Posted: Sat May 21, 2022 3:16 pm
by Das Troll
That came out harsher than I intended.

Re: Descriptions of how I nearly died 3 times in the last year

Posted: Sat May 21, 2022 4:10 pm
by Enigma
Lol it's good. I was just like damn

Re: Descriptions of how I nearly died 3 times in the last year

Posted: Sun May 22, 2022 11:21 pm
by Aub01
Das Troll wrote:
Sat May 21, 2022 2:15 am
Vega wrote:
Fri May 20, 2022 11:37 pm
I did not expect such a reply.
Exactly, learn to deep throat my massive meat and we can be boyfriend and girlfriend. Or you know, you can die from something like choking on a bit of food. I would rather you stay though.
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