Pocahontas
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2017 7:35 pm
Format: Laserdisc
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Pocahontas is kind of a love story between Indian girl Pocahontas and English settler John Smith. It has a Romeo and Juliet vibe, in the sense that the Indians are to stay away from the settlers, and the settlers are to kill any "savages" they see on site. The B story is that some governor thinks there's gold in the land, and eventually decides that the "savages" are hiding gold from them and wages war. Spoiler alert, John gets shot. To be honest I fell asleep at this point and don't really know how it ends, but being Disney, I'm assuming John Smith and Pocahontas get together. She's kind of not that hot either, but if we're being historically accurate she'd be like 14, so... Kind of racist tbqh. Short. Decent kids movie I guess.