Vogon Poetry is by far the worst in the universe. This forum includes all forms of literary creative expression. Please post ONLY your own work and try not to flame other users. Bad vogonesque poetry, is of course, still welcome here.
There once was a man from Nantucket
He said to the young girl 'Please suck it'
She tried to refuse
Ended up with a bruise
And the man's jizz
On, her chin
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
He was walking down the street
Just a swinging his meat
And carrying his balls in a bucket