New Totse

So my wife is telling me our local Walmart officially sold out of toilet paper, so I do a little digging, confirm this, and confirm that the nearest place with toilet paper is like 40 minutes away. I tell her "You know, I think it would be smart if I just went tonight and got it so we aren't waiting and ending up screwed" and her response was "No, we'll just wait and hopefully not get fucked".


Um, no, you can wipe your ass with your hand, I'm going to use the rolls of Angel Soft I've had hidden in my car for the last year because you refuse to use it.

You can also use a ripped up old shirt or just wash your ass in the shower.

Considering I take exactly 1 shit a day 40 minutes after I wake up I could easily do that. Good tip

I went to my local grocery store and it was wiped out. I've been prepping for years so I actually feel vindicated the past few weeks.

Wouldn't you know there's none in stock within an hour of us