10 Things To Do At a Wal-Mart
by No clue
by No clue
The below text is just for informational purposes only, unless your really bored, I don't give a shit its your call. So... here it is
- Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
- Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
- Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
- When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
- While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
- Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
- In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels
- Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
- When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again." .....and last but not least,
- Go into a fitting room and yell loudly, "Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"
Hope you use this information wisely, but as i said before, i don't give a shit what you do. Thanks!