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War Tactics
How to kill using bamboo rods
Well take a bamboo stick or better yet a knife and put any type of animal excrements (shit) on the knife or the sharpened bamboo rod... Plant the knife or rod in the ground firmly... When someone steps on it they most likely will die of blood loss or the foriegn elements(shit) which been put in they're blood stream will definetly kill him.
Hand to hand combat
Get an 2 ace bandages and 2 knifes with blades on both sides... wrap the knife to the top of you hand using the ace bandage, be sure to be able to clench your fist so you can climb & punch. This is sick to do... So I wouldn't suggest doing it unless we are under a russian attack.
The bog trap
When in a bog... You can remove the stumps in the bog and be left with a large hole... Now throw the stump away and cover the pit with the dry grass which be found anywhere in the bog most likely... You can even put this grass on top of a still pond as long as it is still! If it moves forget it!
And lastly remember that when either having a pretend war or a gang war use the bogs to your best advantage... They are usually warm water and hide you quickly and easily... Trees are never to be used! They can be fatal to the climber... think of how you can be surrounded in seconds and not be able to get back down...
Here are the plans to make a nice bomb that is sure to impress your friends. It's relatively safe too! This is an original creation, developed and tested exclusively by Cesspool Computing. This beauty is known as...
"The Johnny (Fatman) Campo Bomb"
Ingredients:
A large explosive such as an M-80 or H-100.
A large cylindrical cardboard container, such as the kind Planters Cheese Balls or Kool-Aid drink mix, comes in.
Several cans of Comet Cleanser. Don't use Ajax, it's not as good.
Roll of electrical tape.
Plans:
Fill the container half full of the Comet cleanser. Poke a one eigth inch hole in the side of the container at the halfway point. Insert the explosive charge in the center of the container and run the fuse through the hole. (You may have to lenghten to fuse.) Pour more Comet over the explosive charge to the top of the container. Pack down well. Put lid back on container. Reinforce the lid and base with the tape. Add the "Johnny (Fatman) Campo Bomb" name to the device and your done.
When you light this, run like mad (unless you love to inhale Comet), because when it goes off it produces a huge explosion and a massive green cloud that drifts & drifts & drifts. Have fun.