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  • Bored in Class!

    Bored in Class!

    by enigmatistic14

    1. Stare at your teacher until he/she gets freaked out.
    2. Stare at your teacher, close your eyes, and study the after image.
    3. Start to yawn and see how many people you can get to yawn too.
    4. Scratch yourself. Go ahead, scratch yourself. When somebody looks, just smile at them meekly.
    5. Stare at another student and do not look away no matter what he/she does.
    6. Take the pocket hook off of the top of your pen and use it as a finger board.
    7. Stare at the ceiling and try to make something out of the dots.
    8. Pretend that you are reading a very complicated book, but hold it upside-down.
    9. Try to memorize the entire dictionary.
    10. Try to see how long you can hold your breath.
    11. Convince yourself that pain is just your imagination.
    12. Start singing one of your favorite songs really loud.
    13. Start talking to your pencil, and act like your pencil is talking back.
    14. Insist that you are Mariah Carey whether you are boy or girl.
    15. Fake that you are having a ciezure.
    16. Start laughing uncontrollably.
    17. Arm wrestle yourself.
    18. Try to follow with your mouth what the teaher is saying.
    19. If your teacher asks you a question, tell him/her that another student knows the answer.
    20. Make your pencil fly.
    21. Keep saying that you would like to go to Hawaii.
    22. Make your fingers do a can-can dance.
    23. Ask your teacher the same question he/she asks you. When he/she won't say, tell him/her that if he/she can't answer the question, why did he/she ask you the question in the first place.

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