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Cutting High School Classes
by Keisersosay
---Complete Guide To Cutting Highschool Classes---by Keisersosay
after spring break me and my friends would cut school every day after 5th period. plus the ocassional 3rd 4th and 5th period cuting classes also.well here i go.
----EXCUSES-most important part,if your schools computers are on a network you will need to convince the teachers not to write you up when your gone.
1.tell your teachers in advance that you might be busy the next day or later on because of, band,peprally setup ect. possibly tell them you wil give them a note excusing verifying it if they are suspicious./,most teachers will remember why your not in class but forget that you were supposed to bring a note.
2.have a friend change your mark in the roll book or call out your name when called by the teacher
3.fake doctors note usually works
4.CALLING IN SICK-i dont recommend, i'v seen this fail 5 times and never work. but in the event you decide to try, keep this in mind. YOU "the parent" act sick your self, say you need to get your son a flu shot or something. have plenty of info ready if your friend is calling/phone number,address,social,parents names. if the secretary act suspicious and get snotty, act defensful and angry that she would treat a parent like this!
5.have a kid in class conferm to your teachers why your absent half way in the day, make it beleivable.
6.Fake doctors note, this may not work unless you have one at hand already. i don't know what a doctors note looks like because i'v never used one. but it couldn't hurt to scan one and try to change it for the right day and such. but keep in mind that this wont work to cut the whole day because the school will call your house and let your parent know you weren't at school.
-----GETTING OUT OF SCHOOL-we personally just walked out and got into my car and left. Always goto first and second period, thats the main role call times for most schools. if you show up past that they might call your house.
1.never wait in parking lot
2.dont act sneaky, pretend like you have a note
3.keep a slip of paper in your hand for the hallway, this looks like a hall pass, most administrators wont ask to read it if they see you are holding one.
4.leave with coeop people(half day work leave seniors)
5.be prepared to run away,you might have to run if an administrator see's you that will reconize you as not being a senior. running wont add to much time in detention/you might as well try and then deny it later
6.---NO CAR?(if your ever in the principals office and you get a look at the camera angles"remember every detail you can") try to just walk away into a neighborhood and stay low.
7.dont bring bookbags and dont wear school apparal, you will look like your playin hooky 4real.
8.always have an excuse for being out of school. suspended, your visiting from a different state, private schools have half day today. to be real sneaky, get name of a person that is suspended(you can tell a cop your name and have him check it out)
9.Cameras aren't actually being watched in high schools. unless your school is really ghetto, their is no person assigned to watch cameras all day. if your paranoid, find out where the camera screen is(probley the principals office+ one more place on a computer somewhere) make sure that person is not in the room when leaving school.
----SPECIAL OPPORTUNITIES---- my favorite. most risky but has the best payoff, i would concider this worth being caught for a chance to get this opportunity(this will work best if your last class is aid period, try requesting it at end of junior year)
if you can be a teachers aid at you school you can con the teacher into letting you go home early everyday, like i did.
1.first day of school, skip your teachers aid class for about 3 days. no more no less. this will cause confusion and prepare your story. you wont get contacted because its only the first 3 days of school and there still geting stuff strait.
2.(before following htese instructions-have somebody check the aid teachers role call, you may not even be on it at all until you show up the first time) ----If you are on the role call/ have a friend goto her class and talk to the teacher(pretending to be you)/tell her that your aid class was switched to another room. and that the administrator told you to come talk to her and let her know the circumstances because you were accidently schedualed to be here. let her know that you might be on the role for this semester but to ignore it.she will most likely forget about it the next semester.Now you can leave early everyday!
NOTE-(i had a class switch notice for my 2nd and 6th period classes because of to many kids in 6th period, i just didnt switch classes and they forgot untill the next semester, they though it was a mix up and let me keep the same schedual)more proof that this can work, but 2nd semester might catch up with you.)
3.---IF YOU GET CAUGHT UP? (claim that your last class on your schedual was blank.)so you just went home after 6th period because somebody told you they heard your were alloud if your were short classes. when the aid teacher meets you she will be confused(not the same kid as before) maybe there was a mixup. enforce the idea that you shoodent get punished for there mistake!
----If IT WORKS---you can go home early every day with no worries, or goto the YMCA and workout. get buff on schools time.