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Disposing of a Body
by untrue_thoughts
Disclaimer: this file is purely hypothetical and has been written for informational purposes ONLY. The author takes no responsibility for the actions of readers of this textfile. If you ever discover a body you should immediately report it to the police.by untrue_thoughts
OK, so you have a body for whatever reason and you want to get rid of it, with no chance that it can be identified or traced back to you. Here are 16 steps that should ensure that this happens. Be aware that transporting a body is VERY OBVIOUS and should be done with discretion; this file discuses how to dispose of the body, not on how to do it without being seen, so be aware that you MUST be subtle or you will be seen and caught - dragging a body through the streets is kinda obvious so please, for you own sakes, be cautious and use you discretion.
- Wear gloves + hat + disposable clothing
- Get the body to a safe location
- Burn the body
- Cut off: hands + feet + head
- Cut off: Legs + Arms
- File off: pads of fingers
- Knock in: teeth
- Leave all parts in an acid bath
- Burn parts again
- Put each part in a separate bag: hands (separately); feet (separately); legs (separately); arms (separately); head; torso.
- Put acid and bleach into each bag
- Put 5 bricks into each bag
- Seal the bags
- Bury hands + feet + head at least 6 feet under the earth in an unpopulated area off + away from all paths at least 5 miles apart.
- Sink torso + arms + legs into lakes in an unpopulated area off + away from all paths at least 5 miles apart.
- Burn gloves + clothes + hat + dispose of the ashes (bury them or throw them into a lake ? away from the body parts)
Note that these steps are for ideal situations: they take time and can be shortened if time is a problem: burning the body once is probably enough and the acid bath is not truly necessary. However, if you do want to do a thorough job, I'd recommend that you do them all - just to be sure.
Hopefully this will be helpful in your attempts to dispose of any hypothetical bodies in the future
Have fun and don't get caught.untrue_thoughts