Do it Yourself Clitoridectomy

Do it Yourself Clitoridectomy

by anonymous

Here are the two well known and most effective ways of removing the clitoris.

Method One

You will need a NEW X-Acto Knife or New Blade for the X-Acto knife or you can use NEW fingertail clippers, towel, rubbing alcohol, a mirror that can stand on it's own, oven mits or something of that nature, and a metal rod that wont melt and is tweleve inches or longer.

Step One,

Take your supplies into the kitchen and place them on the floor. Turn on a burner on your stove and place the end of the metal rod on the flame (for a gas stove)/coils (for electric stove) so it can heat up.

Step Two,

Fold your towel in two and place it on the floor. Sit on the towel and spread your legs, take the mirror and position it so you can see your clitoris.

Step Three,

(Make sure the metal rod on the stove is hot enough to burn flesh before doing this step!)

First sterilize your X-Acto Knife or Fingernail clippers with rubbing alcohol.

Next stimulate your clitoris until it becomes erect, once it has become erect take the X-Acto knife or fingernail clippers and slice/clip off the clitoris (see details below.)

-With The X-Acto Knife-

It is best to use a bottom up cut to remove the clitoris, it is advised to use tweezers to grap the end of the clit and stretch it so you can cut it off easier. Cut close to the base as possible without cutting any other part of your vulva.

-With Fingernail Clippers-

Slip the open fingernail clippers over your clit until it is at the center of the clippers, next press the clippers close as hard as you can, this should remove the clitoris, if you didn't press hard enough it probably didn't make a clean cut, if clitoris is still attached open clippers and squeeze them closed again until the clitoris is completely removed.

Now this will be painful since the clitoris contains numerous nerve endings, but the next step will take care of the pain.

Step Four,

Next check with the mirror to see if you cut off the clit completely, if not remove what is left.

After this get the metal rod and use the hot end to cauterize the wound. If the rod is too hot to pick up use and oven mit or thick cloth to pick it up by it's cool end. Then place the hot end on the wound where you clitoris was and it will cauterize the wound thus stopping any bleeding and removing any nerve endings left in that area (which will get rid of the pain.)

Method Two

This method needs to be repeated several times but will not envolve any cutting or blood loss.

All you need is a metal rod that will not melt and is tweleve inches or longer and a mirror that can stand on it's own.

Step One,

Turn on one of the stoves burners and place the end of the metal rod in the flame(for gas stoves) or on the metal coil (for electric stoves.) Leave it there until the end is hot enough to burn flesh.

Step Two,

After the metal rod is hot enough remove it from the burner and sit on the floor, spread your legs and position the mirror so you can see your clitoris.

Stimulate your clitoris so it will be easier to see.

Step Three,

Take the end of the hot metal rod and place it on your clitoris and hold it there until the rod is unable to burn then remove it.

You will need to repeat this method until your clitoris is completely burned off.

Final Tips and Warnings

Do not sit the hot metal rod on the kitchen floor! The hot end will melt the linoleum flooring and or catch it on fire!

It may or not be painful to you it all depends on your threshold for pain, if you can't stand pain or pass out from it, it is advised to use pain killers before and after the procedure.

You can also remove your labia minora (inner vaginal lips) with an X-Acto knife if you wish, you can also cauterize the wounds to stop the bleeding.