Freaky Stuff Revenge Tactics
by George Hayduke
This text was taken from the book Make 'em Pay by George Hayduke. If you are a truly spiteful person and like revenge this book is for you.by George Hayduke
Freaky Stuff
For the ultimate freak shot: hire a really disgusting and gross person and put him or her in a really disguising outfit. You are going to take revenge on someone who really irritated you. It could be a former sweetie, boss or whomever.
This person you have hired to do your freaky stunt must be a terrible sight. You must insist that he/she have a huge head cold or sinus condition as prelude to employment. When he/she gets to your mark's (target) home and the mark swings open the door, your disgusting stooge shouts "Boogergram, Boogergram!!!!" and blows his/her nose fully on the mark, pulls the door shut, and leaves as fast as possible.