Fun with Cars & School

Fun with Cars & School

by Skittles

~Cars~

1. Get a friend and some TP and completely wrap a car by throwing the TP under and over the car over and over again. Use about 20 to 24 rolls, and have about 20 to 30 minutes to spare one night. This will wrap the car like a mummy and make it hard for the owner to get in it in the morning.LOL
2. Go to a parking lot and find those abandoned shopping carts and hit them with your car.....push them into other cars.... this makes people really mad, and might result in a good car chase..Hope you're fast enough!
3. Get one of those "magnum 44" permanent markers , you know the ones with the big square tip...and go around to all of those rich bitch houses and tag their cars with obcenities, or tag police cars with a make believ gang name like " the west side thugs" or something.. the trunk is the best place so he probably wont see it in the morning when he gets in and will drive around with it on his car all day..he he he!
4. The classic~~~> Get a carton of eggs for you and each of your friends and drive around the rich neighborhood, and hit all the cars you wish you could have....you know the ones that those rich bitches have...make sure you have good aim! Aim for the paint...show those richies just how shity they are!
5. Get a couple tubes of super glue and glue lots of objects to some persons wind shield..make sure it's not an enemy of yours that knows you don't like them or they will accuse you of it later...... completely coat the objects in glue; as to make them harder to remove! LOL!
6. Take some nail polish top coat and seal car door locks shut...... have fun with this..you can also super glue quarters onto the lock and they wont be able to get in their car uless they have a remote door lock! LOL!
7. Find the busiest street in town.......and have your friend or yourself stick your ass against the window or out it if you want and drive around mooning people...this is always fun and is a classic...just make sure their are no " pigs" around to bust you!
8. If there is a street everyone likes to cruise down on a friday or saturday night then get a jar of pickles or something else slimy and throw them onto othercars windshields......watch them get pissed like a motherf***er....

~School~

1. have a couple friends and yourself tear up lots of paper during one class , collect it all in something.. go to the busiest stairway in your school...go to the top and have your friend drop all the paper on the students heads....some of them will freak ( the little prep girls worried about their hair..lol)..get it all on tape if possible..have fun
2. buy or steal lots of really gay stickers from your local store and place them on peoples lockers you dont like...hell place them anywhere..the more the better...the janitors along with the teachers will be pissed at this...
3. Tag bathroom walls as high as you can, and as big as you can...stand on the toilet if you have to...and if you can reach the ceiling then its even better...write whatever evil thing comes to mind! this really pisses off the janitors..most the time they dont even care to wash it off it it's too high!!! lol
4. Get fart spray from the local gag/gift store and clear the halls behind you as you go... that stuff is made from sulfur and it smells like rotten eggs...it will make everyone run in disgust! lol
5. Glue money to the floor...like coins and even 1$ bills....... and sit back and watch as ignorant fools try to pick them up...lol
6. Take permanent marker or black paint and put it on the edge of the table ( preferably where people tend to lean up against) sit back and watch that snobby bitch ruin her abercrombie& fitch shirt....lol
7. This is mean but hella funny...you will probably get iss for this....some girls are whores..they tend to lean over a table and their jeans come down to where you can see their underwear.... thongs are easy to get ahold of , especially if you're quick....yank that sucker strait up, and watch her squirm....Super wedgie....lol