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Fun with Food Additives
1.Syrup of Ipecac, commonly found in stores and phamacies. Add 1 Tablespoon to a drink that is thick and sweet (Rum & Coke, Hard liquor works itself...) stir gently till dissolved completely. When the mark drinks this concoction in 15 minutes he'll be painting the walls red, or blue, or the common yellow that vomit is...
2.Cascara Sagrada (common name ExLax!) the berry is much more potent and common in the woods of the Pacific NorthWest (My humble backyard...) Make sure that when picking the berries you wear rubber surgeon gloves, the liquid alone can cause soiled pants or fines for polluting in the wilderness. Also make sure your aware of the laws when picking the berries, it's legal around my house but it may be trickier in National Forests. Insert the juiced berries into any drink, orange juice or any colored drink (water is often discolored after introducing the Cascara) About 10 minutes later.... Say hello to a ruined pair of britches and depending on the situation a sickened date or grossed out friends.
3.This one can be more long term and nasty. It's simple, replace the mark's Visine with vinegar or garlic juice.
4.This one is for that dog that has gotten ahold of you a couple times and your going to kill one of these days. This is an alternative. Take one pack of Ex Lax (about 10-20 pills depending on the size of the dog, 10 for small, 15 for medium, 20 for large, 5 for bitchy yappy ones and 25 for big ass dogs!) take 1lb of raw hamburger and mix the pills into it (ground up or just solid, the pills just need to be in the meat) Then just toss the meat to the dog, make sure the dog will go inside afterwards....well, just use your imagination.
For all of you who've read George Hayduke's material you'll recognize this as his work. I'm just passing the stuff along, making sure it isnt forgotten and to help keep reliable, tested and proven techniques in the public eye.